little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

:D

 

[Liverpool lad]

People who feel the need to pull stupid faces on every picture taken of them

 

Give it a break

[Red_or_Dead]

Just so long as they can keep on going til my daughter finishes school. A trip to Smith's to replenish her stationery stocks is an essential part of her back to school routine.

Girls love stationery

There are other stationery shops you know.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Dozy fucking bints who use the wrong toilets in work and don't bother locking the door. It's not my fucking fault I walked in while you were wiping your arse. 

[Dr Nowt]

Cunts who unnecessarily shit everyone in a property chain up by playing billy big bollocks and trying to call people's bluff to get what they want, ignoring the fact everyone's sat in the same shitsmeared boat and are just trying to get it ashore asap with minimal human cost.

[Dr Nowt]

Being so angered you use the wrong whinge thread, unwittingly downgrading a nuclear level gripe to a mere aside.

[Liverpool lad]

People who stop paying attention at traffic lights and require a beep to get them on their way or pull away from the lights as though they are edging out at a junction

[General Dryness]

Dozy fucking bints who use the wrong toilets in work and don't bother locking the door. It's not my fucking fault I walked in while you were wiping your arse. 

 

She was just advertising the goods Dougie. Get it smashed.

[TheHowieLama]

Liverpool Lad hamming it up in a selfie

 

 

[General Dryness]

Cunts who unnecessarily shit everyone in a property chain up by playing billy big bollocks and trying to call people's bluff to get what they want, ignoring the fact everyone's sat in the same shitsmeared boat and are just trying to get it ashore asap with minimal human cost.

 

With estate agents involved too, you'd think there'd be enough weapons grade cuntery in the mix. But they just can't help themselves.

[General Dryness]

Liverpool Lad hamming it up in a selfie

 

 

 

Looks more like Paulie D.

[Dougie Do'ins]

People who stop paying attention at traffic lights and require a beep to get them on their way or pull away from the lights as though they are edging out at a junction

Ah the beeping of horns. Why do some people feel the need to beep their horns when they see someone they know either on the pavement or in another car. Just drive on as if you haven't seen them. 

[Liverpool lad]

I pick my girlfriend up from work occasionally in an area populated by students, and some of these are Chinese students

 

I like to beep my horn and then pull over, then watch as Chinese people run after my car thinking it is their taxi.

 

Pure banter

 

Actually this only happened once and my girlfriend was not overly impressed and I didn't actually mean to cause confusion

[Mook]

Ah the beeping of horns. Why do some people feel the need to beep their horns when they see someone they know either on the pavement or in another car. Just drive on as if you haven't seen them.

My Dad done this at the weekend and nearly caused a fucking pile up, the boy he was shouting over thought I was my twin brother and clipped me round the ear as well (I'm 36), just to add insult to fucking injury. The highlight came when he pulled away and nearly hit an old woman.

 

Idiot.

[Sut]

Family members who cannot spare you an hour of their time, but expect you to drop everything when you require something

 

Also people giving bullshit excuses, just fucking say it how it is

 

And people who are staunch Tories, firm believers in the free market until it comes to tickets for sporting events that they want to attend.  Cunts, I hate people who cannot stick to a position on something.  

 

Isn't that the definition of a Tory, though? Believe that the market is king and that everything comes at a price, unless it's for them; in which case it should be free or as close to as possible. Oh and they're cunts as well, I suppose.

[Liverpool lad]

Isn't that the definition of a Tory, though? Believe that the market is king and that everything comes at a price, unless it's for them; in which case it should be free or as close to as possible. Oh and they're cunts as well, I suppose.

 

Correct, free market until it concerns them and then they love the thought of intervention.  I think it was rugby tickets that tipped them over the edge

[Dr Nowt]

"Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't."

[stringvest]

People who feel the need to pull stupid faces on every picture taken of them

 

Give it a break

Cunts

 

 

 

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[stringvest]

Liverpool Lad hamming it up in a selfie

 

 

That's Pidge

 

 

 

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[Champ]

Cunts

 

 

 

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You could at least have put your shopping down!

[stringvest]

I didnt have any - that was a full on sulk. My daughter was being a nuisance

[Champ]

I didnt have any - that was a full on sulk. My daughter was being a nuisance

 

What is she? 6?

[dickie mint]

You could at least have put your shopping down!

Statto.

[stringvest]

What is she? 6?

18. That day actually.

[Champ]

18. That day actually.

 

Then you have no defence. It was her birthday. She can do what she likes. Them's the rules