little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Harry Squatter]

On 12/10/2022 at 16:32, Elite said:

Temporary traffic lights. Can't drive 100 metres without getting stuck in a queue at the moment.

 

They take fucking ages as well.

[YorkshireRed]

39 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

They take fucking ages as well.

Threesomes and Three ways. Very similar. 

[Remmie]

On 03/10/2022 at 11:34, Mook said:

Halloween lasting a whole month, what the fuck is all that about?

 

On 03/10/2022 at 14:53, Tony Moanero said:

 

 

[Captain Willard]

Flew to Germany out of terminal 2 yesterday only to discover my delayed return flight tonight landed at terminal 5. My car is of course still parked where I left it at the long term car park at terminal 2. 

[Pete]

British Gas advert. 
is it worth buying a new boiler?  Well you’re going to say yes aren’t you?  

[Bobby Hundreds]

For whatever reason when people are speaking were they would use the term et cetera! They now go duhduhduh duhduhduh. No.

[Rico1304]

The shite programmes that introduce annual sporting events.  Eg FACup and Wimbledon.  It’s the same tired old wank every year. 

[Oh Buoy]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

For whatever reason when people are speaking were they would use the term et cetera! They now go duhduhduh duhduhduh. No.

 

As in "..."? 

 

Fuck off if that's a thing. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Equisetum arvense aka horsetail aka mare's tail aka bastardweed. 

 

It's been around for over 350 million years; it's high time it fucked off into extinction.

[Captain Willard]

22 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

For whatever reason when people are speaking were they would use the term et cetera! They now go duhduhduh duhduhduh. No.

Ha ha. People aren’t speaking enough Latin in 2022. Of all the annoying things in the world that’s the one that inspired you to post. Brilliant. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

20 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. People aren’t speaking enough Latin in 2022. Of all the annoying things in the world that’s the one that inspired you to post. Brilliant. 

He'll be happy with my equisetum gripe.

[Bobby Hundreds]

20 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. People aren’t speaking enough Latin in 2022. Of all the annoying things in the world that’s the one that inspired you to post. Brilliant. 

Not really I've shitloads in this thread.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"Package will arrive by 8pm"

 

Twenty minutes to go and I've been in all day.

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

"Package will arrive by 8pm"

 

Twenty minutes to go and I've been in all day.

Has it arrived yet?

[Bobby Hundreds]

26 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

"Package will arrive by 8pm"

 

Twenty minutes to go and I've been in all day.

I had my mum's husband wait in all day for a  parcel I wanted it never arrived. Turns out I'd sent it to my missus mums. I just told him I've caused murder they said they will send me another.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. People aren’t speaking enough Latin in 2022. Of all the annoying things in the world that’s the one that inspired you to post. Brilliant. 

 

Romanes Eunt Domus.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m forever baffled at the amount of mess my missus can make in the kitchen when she cooks. I don’t even think it belongs in this thread. It used to annoy the shit out of me. I’d survey the damage and be privately fucking fuming for a few minutes, wondering how hard it could be to tidy up as she went along. But then I’d put some tunes on and get on with fixing it. 
 

It’s gone way past annoyance now and I’ve come to accept the sad fact that this is my dessert if I’m to find my tea on the table. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Biggus Dickus.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

14 minutes ago, Elite said:

Has it arrived yet?

"We’re very sorry your delivery is late. We apologise for the inconvenience."

 

Apparently it's "in transit". Nice and vague.

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

"We’re very sorry your delivery is late. We apologise for the inconvenience."

 

Apparently it's "in transit". Nice and vague.

 

Look out for a Transit.

 

 

Anyway, little things that annoy the shit out of me, #434413495325. When viewing this forum on my laptop, I have to click on the Twitter links people post to know what they're about, yet on my phone the full Tweet shows up automatically, making it easier to decide whether to swerve it or not.

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

"We’re very sorry your delivery is late. We apologise for the inconvenience."

 

Apparently it's "in transit". Nice and vague.

Probably given the driver about 10,000 jobs.

[Captain Willard]

41 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Romanes Eunt Domus.

This should be in the Brexit thread. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m forever baffled at the amount of mess my missus can make in the kitchen when she cooks. I don’t even think it belongs in this thread. It used to annoy the shit out of me. I’d survey the damage and be privately fucking fuming for a few minutes, wondering how hard it could be to tidy up as she went along. But then I’d put some tunes on and get on with fixing it. 
 

It’s gone way past annoyance now and I’ve come to accept the sad fact that this is my dessert if I’m to find my tea on the table. 

My Mrs can make a bog-standard meal and leave the kitchen looking like Hiroshima.

By the time my meals are ready to eat, the kitchen is usually tidier than when I started cooking.

[Jose Jones]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m forever baffled at the amount of mess my missus can make in the kitchen when she cooks. I don’t even think it belongs in this thread. It used to annoy the shit out of me. I’d survey the damage and be privately fucking fuming for a few minutes, wondering how hard it could be to tidy up as she went along. But then I’d put some tunes on and get on with fixing it. 
 

It’s gone way past annoyance now and I’ve come to accept the sad fact that this is my dessert if I’m to find my tea on the table. 

Mine is the same. If you open a tin of tomatoes is it easier to put the empty tin in the bin, or put the lid in the sink and leave the tin on the chopping board?

 

Is it a coincidence that we have a loose whoever does the cooking doesn’t have to do the washing up rule?

[Evelyn Tentions]

Uptick.

What an annoying word, the Grauniad is particularly fond of this. What's wrong with increase all of a sudden. Fuck off you pretentious twats, how long does it take to type two extra letters?