little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mook]

I have Bonjela's first couple of albums, I went off him after Blaze of Glory though.

[Hades]

Having to restart the computer after installing an application/driver.

[Jenson]

Not that stuff. It was called Bonjela Once, it was a cotton bud type thing with red liquid in it, one use and the ulcer was gone.

 

When I was a kid that stuff used to be called Frador. Fucking stung like a bastard when you used it.

[Elite]

Frador

Wasn't he in LOTR?

[Jenson]

 

 

Stings like fuck Exhibit A

[Dr Nowt]

Getting an itchy nose when you’re doing the dishes.

[manwiththestick]

I have Bonjela's first couple of albums, I went off him after Blaze of Glory though.

You should keep the faith.

[Jairzinho]

Getting an itchy nose when you’re doing the dishes.

 

Ha.

 

Got an itchy nose whilst at the dentist last week. 

 

That was fun.

 

For 25 minutes.

[halewood pete]

Double glazing/roofing salespersons who knock at your door unsolicited .

If I want any of your products I will come to you,not the other way around.

I know it's their job and they are just trying to make a living but I take it as a big invasion of my privacy.

[Captain Turdseye]

Temporary traffic lights set up on a really steep hill.

[Trumo]

Very high speed bumps.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Very high speed bumps.

This really pisses me off. The ones on Blackthorne Road that lead to the Walton Hall park estate are utter fucking bastards.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Challenges" on social media.

 

Obviously, the ones like eating Tide pods or loads of cinnamon have the benefit of making idiots inflict pain on themselves, but the ones that boil my piss are the ones trying to promote healthy lifestyles, by saying it's a challenge to do something a certain number of times in a given period.  Recently, I've seen a walking challenge and a water-drinking challenge.

 

We have to be challenged to walk and drink water now.  This is who we are.

 

Someone, please, drop the fucking bomb.

[Elite]

"Challenges" on social media.

 

Obviously, the ones like eating Tide pods or loads of cinnamon have the benefit of making idiots inflict pain on themselves, but the ones that boil my piss are the ones trying to promote healthy lifestyles, by saying it's a challenge to do something a certain number of times in a given period. Recently, I've seen a walking challenge and a water-drinking challenge.

 

We have to be challenged to walk and drink water now. This is who we are.

 

Someone, please, drop the fucking bomb.

Choose 10 movies that have had the biggest impact on your life......

 

1. Dirty Dancing

2. Kickboxer

3.

4.

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[Creator Supreme]

Don't make me call yewtree on you.

You leave me and my reactive lenses in peace!

[Trumo]

Software updates designed to prioritise optimum performance with shit little add-ons instead of prioritising their main function.

[Harry Squatter]

People who pass off being habitually late as a quirky part of their personality.

[Harry Squatter]

People who have absolutely no intention of leaving their job yet spend every fucking day moaning about, how they're under paid yet do next to nothing and would literally beg on their hands and knees to keep the job if it was ever in jeopardy, cunts.

Absolutely.

 

I work and have worked with a lot of these fuckers. The problem is that they have been in a little bubble detached from the outside world for over 20 years. Yet they moan like mad about the slightest minor change to their role when it has no real impact upon them.

 

I had tons of shite jobs before my present employment, dealing with utter dickhead employment agencies.

 

I would like to see how they would react to getting paid slave zero hours contracts in a warehouse or a care home where you have to time your shit breaks or clean up piss, blood or shit. Working for shit money in a pub or club dealing with utter pricks talking to you like shit or threatening you.

[Trumo]

People who pass off being habitually late as a quirky part of their personality.

 

And then dominate the conversation to tell everybody why they are so late. It's always some bullshit reason that's easily rectifiable if they had any sense of time management.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

People who pass off being habitually late as a quirky part of their personality.

My mates like this. Is always 20-30 minutes later than he says. I just plan around it now.

 

Once he proceeded to tell me why he was late. He was leaving the house on time when he realised he hadn't put his footie bets on.

 

I don't understand some people. My mum used to chastise me to leave the house early for everything ever. As such, and as someone who is always early or on time, it fucking boils my piss when people are so nonchalant about making other people wait for them.

[sir roger]

Me & the Mrs get along pretty well in general but the one big issue that we have is that she is late for everything & I am early for everything. The amount of times we are already arguing when the taxi arrives or whatever, I couldn't even begin to count.

[Harry Squatter]

I take my son swimming and a couple of parents regularly turn up 20 minutes late every week meaning their kids miss out on a full lesson. It's happened for the last two years but they just laugh it off as them being busy. Doesn't affect me but the way they laugh it off is annoying

 

Some lad I used to hang around with used to do so often that we nearly ending up scrapping. We were going to Glasgow and I had the train tickets. Told him to be at mine for a certain time but he decided that he'd just turn up when he felt like it so I just got a lift into town without him.

 

He then turns up with a massive cob on because he had to pay 15 quid for a taxi and asked why I wouldn't wait. I said he was over an hour late but then said "well you know me, I'm never on time for anything" which enraged me even more and I had to be held back by my other 2 mates.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Me & the Mrs get along pretty well in general but the one big issue that we have is that she is late for everything & I am early for everything. The amount of times we are already arguing when the taxi arrives or whatever, I couldn't even begin to count.

My missus takes ages getting ready, I've go it sussed now though, I get everything ready, have shower, shave etc and sit on the bed watching the telly. She gives me the 5 minutes sign and I get dressed.

[Hades]

Beards. Why does everyone want to look like a biker?

[Karl_b]

I hoovered the house and cut the grass yesterday. The wife has just been out to the greenhouse and to check on the chickens and come back in without taking her shoes off, despite me asking.

 

Grass everywhere.

 

Grrr.

 

Yet I'm the one chastised for not noticing dust or wanting to clean the house as often as she does. I don't want to clean it as often because I'm much better at not making a mess 10 minutes after its been cleaned!