little things that annoy the shit out of you

[skend04]

Pedants correcting posts...ahem.

[Dave D]

When your search engine changes for no apparent reason.

 

Im looking at you Bing 

[Rico1304]

Why Sky change the format of the planner. I fear change.

[Dave D]

When web pages change/update,

 

Im looking at you BBC weather

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Buying a paper and someone reads it before you do.

[Dr Nowt]

Someone reading it over your shoulder doesn’t come far behind.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Someone reading it over your shoulder doesn’t come far behind.

 

 

Depends where they're sitting.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Especially if you're looking at a page with scantily clad ladies on it.

[El Rojo]

Somebody crossing the street onto the path you're walking on, moving at the same pace but only a foot ahead of you so you can't overtake them without a weird little jog ahead of them, COMPLETELY eating up your personal walking space. 

 

I've ruined my own day here even thinking about it. Fuming with anger here.

[Tony Moanero]

The word “narrative” makes me want to put my fist through the screen on my phone.

[Tony Moanero]

And jump up and down on the bastard.

[Tony Moanero]

And lash it at the wall.

[Remmie]

When your search engine changes for no apparent reason.

 

Im looking at you Bing

I hate Bing with a level of rage usually reserved for Tories. I've barely used it to earn that rage but something sets me off with it.

[Jairzinho]

Somebody crossing the street onto the path you're walking on, moving at the same pace but only a foot ahead of you so you can't overtake them without a weird little jog ahead of them, COMPLETELY eating up your personal walking space.

 

I've ruined my own day here even thinking about it. Fuming with anger here.

Waiting at the lights to cross the road and some cunt stands in front of you.

 

What did you think I was doing standing here, you fucking colostomy bag?

[Aventus]

You sir can fuck off

Don't make me call yewtree on you.

[ZonkoVille77]

When cooking shows refer to any poultry dish as "The Bird" - chicken, duck, whatever.

 

Fucking divs.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who have absolutely no intention of leaving their job yet spend every fucking day moaning about, how they're under paid yet do next to nothing and would literally beg on their hands and knees to keep the job if it was ever in jeopardy, cunts.

[Mook]

People who have absolutely no intention of leaving their job yet spend every fucking day moaning about, how they're under paid yet do next to nothing and would literally beg on their hands and knees to keep the job if it was ever in jeopardy, cunts.

 

That's me, every single word of that perfectly describes me.

 

Especially the 'cunt' bit.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I do very little and get paid ok. The only thing I complain about is it being wholly uninspiring. It does sap my motivation at times. But it pays for my house and food and shiny gadgets and stuff so...

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That's me, every single word of that perfectly describes me.

 

Especially the 'cunt' bit.

 

 

Good stuff, one particular woman in work loves to refer to our work as 'this shit hole', the fat spotted swamp donkey should NEVER have been employed by us, let alone get a job anywhere else.

[Mook]

Good stuff, one particular woman in work loves to refer to our work as 'this shit hole', the fat spotted swamp donkey should NEVER have been employed by us, let alone get a job anywhere else.

 

I don't actually mind my job that much, it's really just my boss.

 

I've been hanging on for her retiring for nearly four years now, I'm sure she just talks about doing it to wind me up.

[sir roger]

Had the same situation in my last place with loads of people constantly threatening to f*** off elsewhere & threatening to tell the boss where to get off , and then the redundancy notices appeared & one of the worst culprits nearly passed out.

[Jairzinho]

The man sitting on the seat in front of me on the bus smells like he gargles with cat piss.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

People dishing out advice when they don't have a fucking clue what they are talking about.

 

"Oh you shouldn't be eating cheese. I'm not eating cheese at the moment, too many carbs!"

 

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[Champ]

Mouth ulcers