Biggest Tech Cunt

[Pureblood]

Steve Jobs for me because I hadn't heard of the cunt until he was dead.

 

I had an early morning driving lesson when my instructor broke the devastating news to me.  I'm not really an early morning type of guy.

 

Instructor:  Steve Jobs has died.

TK: Who?

 

Instructor: Steve JOBS

TK: Oh.  I don't know who he is.

 

Instructor (audibly sighing): HE'S ONLY THE INVENTOR OF THE IPHONE!

TK: Oh.  I guess that's a shame.

[Fugitive]

Knew this thread would bring out the technocrat xeno-crypto-fascists.

Are you brain damaged?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Zuckerbot for me.  Facebook is a virus killing a generation. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Zuckerbot for me. Facebook is a virus killing a generation.

I use facebook every day but its very useful when used in the proper way. Hate the man by all means but its a very useful invention.

[Pureblood]

I use facebook every day but its very useful when used in the proper way. Hate the man by all means but its a very useful invention.

 

How is it an "invention"?

 

It's a website.

[Ginny]

Musk is the opposite of a procrastinator. He says something one day then the next minute he’s on with it and getting it (whatever it is) launches. I reckon he’s an alien.

[Dr Nowt]

You're projecting. Being a fascist tends to make one miserable. You should listen to marginalised voices and develop some empathy and compassion.

You dispensing wisdom on how not to be miserable is like Raoul Moat leading an Anger Management workshop.

[Hades]

You dispensing wisdom on how not to be miserable is like Raoul Moat leading an Anger Management workshop.

 

I'm quite happy apart from the depression (phsyical illness) and capitalism. 

[Strontium]

Makes up for the tax dodging perhaps.

 

Yes, imagine wanting your considerable wealth to be spent on vaccinations and drinking water for the third world rather than tax breaks for the rich and bombs. Mind blowing, isn't it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sir Clive Sinclair was a bad bald ginger cunt.

[Bjornebye]

You missed out this cunt. Evan Spiegel, snapchat creator and dipping Miranda Kerr

 

 

 

Cant believe no-one has picked up on this cunt. Just look at that face. 

[stringvest]

I'm quite happy apart from the depression (phsyical illness) and capitalism. 

 

 

Hades, I hate to break it to you, but no-one is ever going to mistake you for a ray of sunshine.  

[Anubis]

Steve Jobs for me because I hadn't heard of the cunt until he was dead.

 

I had an early morning driving lesson when my instructor broke the devastating news to me. I'm not really an early morning type of guy.

 

Instructor: Steve Jobs has died.

TK: Who?

 

Instructor: Steve JOBS

TK: Oh. I don't know who he is.

 

Instructor (audibly sighing): HE'S ONLY THE INVENTOR OF THE IPHONE!

TK: Oh. I guess that's a shame.

Good job that Numero is no longer here, or you'd pay for that.

[VladimirIlyich]

How is it an "invention"?

 

It's a website.

Ok fussy pants, a good 'idea' then. He maybe a cunt,well probably is but its a good idea. To be fair its just an extension of Friends Reunited.

[stringvest]

Who was the guy who invented the Segway and drove one off a cliff to his death?  

 

There can't be many who have been killed by their own successful inventions.

[Anubis]

Didn't he essentially steal the idea from the Winklevoss twins, before refining and perfecting it? Well, according to The Social Network he did.

[Pureblood]

Good job that Numero is no longer here, or you'd pay for that.

 

Numero?  He walks among us, matey. 

 

I've got nothing against Steve Jobs, personally.  I have to vote for someone so it might as well be the dead guy.  He inspired the Apple fan-boys so that's enough for him to incur my incorporeal wrath.   

 

Ok fussy pants, a good 'idea' then. He maybe a cunt,well probably is but its a good idea. To be fair its just an extension of Friends Reunited.

 

Haha, fair enough.  It was a good idea.  It just seems so obvious, which I guess is part of what makes it good.

[Pureblood]

Who was the guy who invented the Segway and drove one off a cliff to his death?  

 

There can't be many who have been killed by their own successful inventions.

 

Mr Segway?

[PestiRed]

Seriously, Larry and Sergey are not even in this conversation, just because they keep their heads down?They are easily the biggest cunts on the planet, never mind tech.

 

Here is a clause that you agree to when you use any google service, including mail

 

“When you upload, submit, store, send or receive content to or through our Services, you give Google (and those we work with) a worldwide license to use, host, store, reproduce, modify, create derivative works (such as those resulting from translations, adaptations or other changes we make so that your content works better with our Services), communicate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute such content”

 

That’s right, they can keep, own and publicly publish your browser history, your search history, the contents of your emails, any document you put on their docs system etc. They can also sell it to any company they “work” with - ever put your bank details in a google service?

[Pureblood]

This thread scares me.  I'm flouncing.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Seriously, Larry and Sergey are not even in this conversation, just because they keep their heads down?They are easily the biggest cunts on the planet, never mind tech.

 

Here is a clause that you agree to when you use any google service, including mail

 

“When you upload, submit, store, send or receive content to or through our Services, you give Google (and those we work with) a worldwide license to use, host, store, reproduce, modify, create derivative works (such as those resulting from translations, adaptations or other changes we make so that your content works better with our Services), communicate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute such content”

 

That’s right, they can keep, own and publicly publish your browser history, your search history, the contents of your emails, any document you put on their docs system etc. They can also sell it to any company they “work” with - ever put your bank details in a google service?

 

That's most of us fucked. 

[Ginny]

Musk has said he’s going to create travel rockets to get people from uk to New York in 29 mins or some shit.

[stringvest]

Mr Segway?

 

 

no, it was someone like Ralph Plummet.  But not exactly like that.

[stringvest]

This thread scares me.  I'm flouncing.

 

not yet.  Stick around a bit.  Go on.

[Einch]

All of them and add Thiel, Ellison, Gates and Jobs to the list. Bunch of cunts to a man.