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Biggest Tech Cunt


Biggest Tech Cunt   

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  1. 1. Who is the biggest tech cunt?

    • Mark Zuckerberg
    • Elon Musk
    • Bill Gates
    • Steve Jobs (deceased)

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Elon Musk.


Even his name gets on my tits. Was in with Trump early on and spouts constant pointless shit for publicity 'we should build a base on the moon says Musk'. Yeah great, 'I should be spuds deep in Kara Tointon says Section_31' 


His shite cars are always crashing and killing people. 


Plus, and most disturbingly, he didn't seem to exist until about four years ago - is he a  time traveller? 


Dishonourable mention for Zuckerberg, Went to a low level Facebook event once and there was all these tech types from Dublin who all referred to him as 'Mark' as though they know him. They reckoned he only wore the same grey t shirts every day 'so it was one less thing he had to think about, freeing his mind up for more important things'. 


The shithead had the brass neck a few months ago to post a picture of his laptop with tape of the webcam for 'privacy reasons', even though his company has made a career out of violating people's privacy'. He also only invented the thing so he could slag off students who wouldn't shag him. 


Fucking fanny-headed, card-counting oddball savant cunt. 



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Since they all want premier league rights, I have been doing a bit of reading and getting into monopoly power and concentration.


Amazon, Google and Facebook all have hundreds of engineers and employ psychologists, whose job it is to make folks click on stuff.


People always say, "Well you don't have to use it", but if a billion dollar company are actively targeting you, and your family, friends use it, you are fucked.

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Plus, and most disturbingly, he didn't seem to exist until about four years ago - is he a time traveller?

He founded PayPal more than 15 years ago?


That said, you got pretty much everything else about him wrong too. Edit: actually, is there anything true in the OP at all?

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Zuckerberg has made having the interpersonal skills of a social inadequate, who prefers to communicate with humans through a computer due to not being able to make eye contact or read social cues, universal.


But that's not the reason...it's because he seems to be wearing Chris Kirkland's face as a mask, the pube-haired wonk.

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