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[Fugitive]

Varane looks like a cracking defender.

[El Rojo]

Real should get Modric on if Ozil keeps playing like an effete arsehole.

 

Varane looks the real deal, quality defender.

[Red Banjo]

Rafael

 

Nah. He's a little, whiny fuck stick and no mistaking, but I'd climb over him to get to Welbeck if I only had 1 punch. I wouldn't waste a modicum of energy in it either, 100% power- delivered straight to the nose. Take that you flat top sporting cunt sack.

[dave u]

Arbeloa's studs up, knee high foul on Evra was boss. Worth getting a yellow for that. Needs to behave himself now though.

[TheHitman]

The one time I want Ronaldo to play a blinder he plays shite. Ferguson has his tactics spot on for that half Ozil, Alonso and Ronaldo all been contained so far.

[Red Soul]

Can see these deluded Mancs being opened up in the second half.2-1 Madrid.

Radio 5 commentary fucking embarrassing ".. Here's Ronaldo...dont let him run through Ryan...".

[bossy]

Mancs have played well first half. Real will have to up their game by double to win this, they've been shit.

[kalasoma]

Not watching the RM match. The Dortmund v Shaktar is just so much more enjoyable anyway because I actually want one of these teams to progress.

[Red_or_Dead]

Genuine question...

 

Who has the more punchable face?

 

Danny Welbeck or Marouanne Fellaini?

 

I just can't decide.

 

Welbeck. He's a fucking shithouse.

[Red Soul]

Not watching the RM match. The Dortmund v Shaktar is just so much more enjoyable anyway because I actually want one of these teams to progress.

 

Why?.

[Judge]

Hate to say it, but ManU has been impressive in the first half. Rock solid in defense, tremendous workrate and quick and dangerous on the counter.

 

Mourinho has to show what he is made of now and change the match-picture. If it continues like in the first half RM doesn't have a fucking chance to win this.

 

I don't like this at all.

[Red_or_Dead]

Just read this on the BBC website:

 

"Everton manager David Moyes on BBC Radio 5 live: "Sir Alex Ferguson will be happy with that and I don't think Jose Mourinho will be too disappointed either. I thought Real were quite brave in the first half but I think both managers will be happy.""

 

Yeah, I'm sure Mourinho will be happy with that seeing as if it stays the same his side are going out.

 

But, I think to you Dave, that would be winning eh?

[Tony Moanero]

United are going through.

 

I'm past giving a shite.

[manwiththestick]

Set up for Giggs to score, cue a cum tsunami from Clive.

[Gym Beglin]

Can see these deluded Mancs being opened up in the second half.2-1 Madrid.

Radio 5 commentary fucking embarrassing ".. Here's Ronaldo...dont let him run through Ryan...".

 

There was a time in the early nought uses when I supported English teams in the CL. But that's long gone now, we're a bunch of free spending cunts with political allies in high places, so I wish the media woul drop this pretence that we're all united behind English big clubs.

[Section_31]

Quelle surprise, mancs on for another trebble here. Once agan the football world bends over and applies liberal helpings of petrolum jelly. Sick of this shit.

[RedPaul]

Rafael

 

I can empathise with this, can't stand the snidey, cheating, whining little shit stain with his innocent boyish Brazilian looks. He's anything but, the cunt. I'd definitely have to punch him before Welbeck, but if I could take them both out with one strike that would be a bonus.

 

As for bog brush, he just looks ridiculous and I wouldn't want to intentionally ruin his comedy image, but if my fist accidentally met with his punchable face one dark night then I wouldn't be apologising obviously.

[kalasoma]

Why?.

 

Dortmund are simply exciting to watch and I think will be contenders. I don't much care for RM or Utd to go through.

 

Edit: As I typed that, Shaktar just went up the field twice at the start of the second half. They're not finished yet.

[Elite]

Seen that coming, hopefully Madrid will start playing now.

[Redder Lurtz]

Fuck off Ramos you spaz.

[Red_or_Dead]

I fucking hate these cunts. Turning this shit off now.

[Manny]

Typical manc goal. Every deflection went their way. Madrid look bereft of ideas though.

[RedPaul]

fuck me, I really hope the mancs implode sometime soon, it's just too fucking easy for them this season.

[Tony Moanero]

Typical manc goal. Every deflection went their way. Madrid look bereft of ideas though.

 

I reckon it will be 1-1, with United winning it in extra-time.

[General Dryness]

Quelle surprise, mancs on for another trebble here. Once agan the football world bends over and applies liberal helpings of petrolum jelly. Sick of this shit.

 

This.

 

And all that "Believe!" shit their support come out with, like they're some plucky fucking underdog or something.

 

Utd are the Darth fucking Vader of football. Bad to the cunting bone.