Irrational Hatred

[Major Tom]

No i haven't read it, what did your neighbour do in response to Bowtham's remarks?

 

Just how do you keep spelling Botham's name wrong?! Is that intentional? I may just irrational hate it!

[gingerhulk]

Kyle Naughton, he just looks like a twat who would get a booth in some WAG infested club and drink Grey Goose from the bottle. 

 

His ''facial'' hair annoys me too. 

 

Cunt

[Dr Nowt]

Anderton was always one for me.  Forever seeing him around in town at night, at Tesco and the like, and he carries himself with an air of supreme importance.  Universally unpopular, the gigantic chinned quim. 

 

I managed to get Les Sealey to try and climb over a fence behind the goal to get at me as well, as a kid, when Aston Villa played a summer friendly down here and loads of us from school went.  A fully grown man trying to get at a teenager was an excellent sight, just got jeered off by loads of little fuckers. 

 

He had on a pair of unspeakably bad Pony football boots, and it was my pointing out that fact during an exchange we were already having that tipped 'Mr Angry' over the edge.  A more apt nickname it would be hard to find, unless he'd been called Mr Raging Dickhead.

[Bjornebye]

Pete Price

[Bjornebye]

that lizzie yarn olds a cunt as well. i know she won paralympic gold and that but it was for lying on a sledge and flying down an ice track. fuck off acting like a superstar 

[Trumo]

Kyle Naughton, he just looks like a twat who would get a booth in some WAG infested club and drink Grey Goose from the bottle. 

 

His ''facial'' hair annoys me too. 

 

Cunt

 

Do you mean Kyle Walker? He seems to fit your description much better.

[kalasoma]

Danny Mills. I hear him, I see him, and can't stand the sight of him. Even if he were to make a valid observation about football, I will take the opposite view.

 

Non-football would be Zola Budd and Mary Decker both. When they ran into each other and both fell off the track and out of the 1984 Olympics, I laughed. They just struck me as being right miserable bitches and I had no reasonable explanation for it.

 

[Shitty Arse]

Trevor Francis

[Dr Nowt]

Trevor Francis

 

Voice like a pig farmer, and horrible beady eyes.

[Torvald Utne]

Grown men and women commuting to work on these things.

[Total Longo]

Those new footy boots with the "sock" bit attached to it. Grim.

[polymerpunkah]

The Champions League theme music.

 

Tone it down a bit, ffs.

 

It's just a football match.

[Iceman]

Aaron Lennon's eyebrow. An unpleasant misadventure into hirsute fashion.

[bouncebrigade]

Lee Westwood.

 

I hope he never, ever wins a major.

[billypilgrimnz]

The "X knows" bullshit that goes on here.

[KMD7]

The "X knows" bullshit that goes on here.

 

Billy knows etc.

[Major Tom]

Gerry Francis' hair.

 

What the actual fuck?

[Bjornebye]

Gerry Francis in general

 

what the fuck?

[Trumo]

Gerry Francis' hair.

 

What the actual fuck?

 

Dave'd dad thinks Dave's hair will go that way soon.

[Furmedge]

Paul Lambert. Recently started to despise him despite having no reason to, and admiring his European Cup winning exploits with Dortmund. If I was in a party and he walked in I'd say, "Here he is, the tedious cunt. Someone hold me back before I throw a cheesecake at him!" which is wrong really because I fucking love cheesecake.

[Markmywords]

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Lee Westwood.

 

I hope he never, ever wins a major.

Can you please be more specific?

 

Is it his consistent ability to soil himself when in contention on the Sunday of a major followed by his claims that he 'has proved that he's got a major in him'? Or just his general manner?

 

He won't, ever, win a major by the way, of that you can rest assured.

 

 

 

[Markmywords]

Samir Nasri

Ramirez

Moan mongering women

Fruit machines

Other peoples ailments

Teenagers

[Trumo]

Paul Lambert. Recently started to despise him despite having no reason to, and admiring his European Cup winning exploits with Dortmund. If I was in a party and he walked in I'd say, "Here he is, the tedious cunt. Someone hold me back before I throw a cheesecake at him!" which is wrong really because I fucking love cheesecake.

 

And not every party has cheesecake.

[Furmedge]

And not every party has cheesecake.

The worst parties.

[Jairzinho]

Samir Nasri

Ramirez

Moan mongering women

Fruit machines

Other peoples ailments

Teenagers

 

These are all perfectly rational selections.