Jimmy Savile dead

[Dr Nowt]

Don't want to piss on your chips, but its highly likely that senior members of the police force were/are probably involved too.  This will all get brushed under the carpet again.

 

Is the right answer.  And the rest, I'd say.

[cochyn]

Is Francis Pym not dead?

 

Which would make it quite difficult to arrest him or get a quote

Good point. Bet he's still putting expense claims in though.

[Champ]

Good point. Bet he's still putting expense claims in though.

Very good

[stevebaby]

Be amazed if there had been an establishment cover-up and all levels of rich and powerful people had been involved.  I always thought Savile acted alone by just completely fooling everyone, and had never been prosecuted purely due to an unconnected series of innocent errors, Carry On style. 

 

Also looking forward to leaving a glass of milk and some minceys out for the bearded fat man this Christmas Eve, before retiring early so as not to be up when he squeezes his girth down the chimney.

I'll be sticking a precautionary cork up my arse on Christmas Eve. After the Saville revelations, I no longer trust even Santy and there's no way that paedo-beardy fuck is getting his girth anywhere near my chimney.

Not for anything less than a Porsche anyway.

[red6]

met him twice. mad fucker but a leg end. A lot more fortunate have done a lot less for charity. White roser though

 

A legend of paedophilia

 

Meeting him once wasn't enough?

 

Hmmmm

[stringvest]

show us where he touched you George.

[Champ]

How does it feel reading that back now, mate?

[red6]

How does it feel reading that back now, mate?

 

Not as good as it did when he met jimmy for the 2nd time...

[razor]

Dear Father Christmas,

 

I have been a very good boy this year to all my friends.  I have given to the poor and the lowly and always think of others before myself.

 

Please let the tory be Jeffrey Archer.  Please.

 

If not Jeffrey, then Mary.

 

Or even if they didn't do it, please at least let them be implicated in some vague fashion so they have to make denials and it ruins their Christmas.

 

Thank you, Daddy Chrimbo.

 

razor

[lifetime fan]

Lord Janner's home searched in child abuse probe

Lord Janner was a Labour MP for 27 years

The London home of Lord Janner has been searched as part of an inquiry into allegations of child abuse, Leicestershire Police has confirmed.

He has not been arrested and has not been interviewed under caution.

Leicestershire Police said it had "executed a search warrant at a property in Barnet, north London, as part of an ongoing criminal inquiry".

Greville Janner was a Labour MP for 27 years, in Leicester North West and then Leicester West. He retired in 1997.

Cambridge graduate Lord Janner, a father of three, is a former president of the Board of Deputies of British Jews.

He is also chairman of the Holocaust Education Trust.

[Mendoza]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25726928

'In one incident, he allegedly assaulted a woman while he was appearing as the "evil wizard" Abanazar in the pantomime Aladdin.

Mr Travis pressed against the woman and indecently assaulted her, while holding the door shut in a room at the theatre, in Crawley, West Sussex.

He only stopped when one of the Chuckle Brothers could be heard walking past in the corridor, added Ms Moore.'

[aws]

To me to you.

[aws]

Lord Janner's home searched in child abuse probe

Lord Janner was a Labour MP for 27 years

The London home of Lord Janner has been searched as part of an inquiry into allegations of child abuse, Leicestershire Police has confirmed.

He has not been arrested and has not been interviewed under caution.

Leicestershire Police said it had "executed a search warrant at a property in Barnet, north London, as part of an ongoing criminal inquiry".

Greville Janner was a Labour MP for 27 years, in Leicester North West and then Leicester West. He retired in 1997.

Cambridge graduate Lord Janner, a father of three, is a former president of the Board of Deputies of British Jews.

He is also chairman of the Holocaust Education Trust.

Janner be in my gang.....

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25726928

'In one incident, he allegedly assaulted a woman while he was appearing as the "evil wizard" Abanazar in the pantomime Aladdin.

Mr Travis pressed against the woman and indecently assaulted her, while holding the door shut in a room at the theatre, in Crawley, West Sussex.

He only stopped when one of the Chuckle Brothers could be heard walking past in the corridor, added Ms Moore.'

 

´´ he´s behind you with his cock out ´´

[Mendoza]

Securi-titty.

[Sugar Ape]

Edit: Fucksticks.

[Dr Nowt]

Abanazar Spooge.

[clangers]

The DLT case, "evil wizard" Abanazar, just reading the events in court today is enough to leave you opened mouthed.

[Fugitive]

Rolf Harris and Ken Barlow have been in court today.

 

The dirty buggers. I bet Ken was fucking some birds in the bogs just before he was due to go in.

[littletedwest]

sounds like something from the daily mash

 

thank god for Barry chuckle

[General Dryness]

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25726928

'In one incident, he allegedly assaulted a woman while he was appearing as the "evil wizard" Abanazar in the pantomime Aladdin.

Mr Travis pressed against the woman and indecently assaulted her, while holding the door shut in a room at the theatre, in Crawley, West Sussex.

He only stopped when one of the Chuckle Brothers could be heard walking past in the corridor, added Ms Moore.'

 

 

He only wanted her to rub his lamp and make his genie pop up.

[General Dryness]

Rolf Harris and Ken Barlow have been in court today.

 

The dirty buggers. I bet Ken was fucking some birds in the bogs just before he was due to go in.

 

They'll have been spit roasting Deirdre. "Can you tell what it is yet? Jism."

[Anny Road]

Freddy Starr re-arrested

[Mendoza]

This is like a Night of the Long Nonces. 

[General Dryness]

Freddy Starr re-arrested

 

On the charge of being an unfunny cunt? 'Bout time.