*Shakes head* Everton again.

[mattyq]

Imagine never having won the European Cup. Imagine if your biggest rivals had won it five times. They might as well just pack up, sell the stadium and call it a day.

Yup, it'd be enough to send anybody mad

No wonder they're all so bitter & twisted

It's almost enough to make you feel a twinge of sympathy for the poor, mis guided fuckers

[index1000]

A fucking Cuckoo Clock !!!! Love it.

[an tha]

First team to have a cuckoo clock without a cuckoo in a specially made European Cup trophy cabinet without a European Cup in it

[Harry Squatter]

You don't have be a European Cup winner to build a European Cup Winners trophy cabinet.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

We wound it five times!

We wound it five times!

That fucking cuckoo clock,

We wound it five times!

[index1000]

First team to have a cuckoo clock without a cuckoo in a specially made European Cup trophy cabinet without a European Cup in it

lets be honest what would be the point of one more fucking cuckoo at Goodison

[an tha]

We wound it five times!

We wound it five times!

That fucking cuckoo clock,

We wound it five times!

On mobi can't rep...can someone do the honours!

[Harry Squatter]

Good job they were cuckoos and not woodpeckers. Half the fucking ground would have fallen in.

[Russ Atmosphere]

cuckboo

[Anubis]

That is fucking hilarious. They just never learn.

[niallers]

We wound it five times!

We wound it five times!

That fucking cuckoo clock,

We wound it five times!

Just woke up my wife and 2 kids laughing through my teeth. Fucking brilliant.

[Red74]

3 great (for them) seasons in the last 46 years and they have the nerve to tell us where we're going wrong.

[Anubis]

*knock on Peter Robinson's office door - his secretary enters*

 

"Excuse me, Mr Robinson, but there's a man here from Everton. He has a tape measure and says he'd like to take the measurements of the European Cup..."

[Creator Supreme]

I think the laughing fit did for PB in the end!

 

(Is he dead?)

[Trumo]

One Boo Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

[Stickman]

Isn't it time to stop winding them up over this cuckoo clock...

[Trumo]

One Feeewwwmmm Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

[chris71]

We wound it five times!

We wound it five times!

That fucking cuckoo clock,

We wound it five times!

Ha,ha. Would love to hear that get an airing at the next derby.

[Harry Squatter]

Bet it pops out and says redshite or handball every hour.

[Xherdan]

From 29 mins on : 

 

"Ambition here at Everton is boundless".

 

"When they built this fort knox showcase a few seasons ago in which to hang the clubs sporting scalps they ran round to Liverpool with a tape to measure the European Cup, just to ensure they built a compartment big enough to take that great trophy when they win it".

 

"This is that compartment, it contains a clock, not a cuckoo".

 

That is comedy fucking gold. I can see them rocking up to Anfield to measure the European Cup cabinet so they can store their Victorian Clock! Absolute cunts.

[halewood pete]

We wound it five times!

We wound it five times!

That fucking cuckoo clock,

We wound it five times!

Brilliant

[Total Longo]

I think the laughing fit did for PB in the end!

 

(Is he dead?)

 

No.

[Lycan]

You can just imagine that cuckoo clock shouting "HANDBALL!!!" on the hour, every hour can't you.

[Lycan]

We hate Breitling and Rolex,
Swatch and Casio too,
We hate Audemars Piguet,
But cuckoo clock we love you

[Trumo]

The first fan interviewed in that clip looks like a Scouse Jim McDonald. Liz was saved from walking into the door again that afternoon.