*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Tj hooker]

Ahahahahaha

 

What a prick.

 

Who have Everton played this season?

Everton are gonna finish higher than us

 

I'll take that bet my sad obsessed bitter friend any day of the week , it's amazing he's only about 30 seconds in before the fucker turns the conversation around to us but they don't care what the red shite say no of course you don't

[Creator Supreme]

They will finish higher than us!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

They will finish higher than us!

Are you a Sunderland fan?

[Harry Squatter]

BBC Radio 5 live - 606, 24/09/2016

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048xth6#play

 

1:01:39 onwards. A very salty blue who phones up to talk about Everton. After about 30 seconds, I bet you can't guess what the topic of conversation changes to......

 

Ha ha ha.

Bad bellend. Totally obsessed about us. How does he know no Liverpool fans go to games?. Fucking brainwashed bitter cunt, sounds like Ian Snodin. Going on about Klopp saying he's a clown and Koeman is a class manager because he was a proper player.

[KMD7]

[Scooby Dudek]

What's a MAAAARRKKER ?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Itching to get to work

[Bjornebye]

Had a funny chat with a girl outside woodys bar in town last night. Said she was a blue but wasn't that arsed about footy. Some fella from yorkshire or somewhere stood near us said we look like 2nd place this season as only City are better. Her fucking face went white, she told him to fuck off and stormed back in. Last I saw of her she was belting out Blaze of glory by Bon Jovi on the karaoke. Not even kidding either. I can only assume she glassed the poor fella then ran in front of a bus.

[Lycan]

Bad bellend. Totally obsessed about us. How does he know no Liverpool fans go to games?. Fucking brainwashed bitter cunt, sounds like Ian Snodin. Going on about Klopp saying he's a clown and Koeman is a class manager because he was a proper player.

 

 

Good old Ronald Cumin.

[Furmedge]

Had a funny chat with a girl outside woodys bar in town last night. Said she was a blue but wasn't that arsed about footy. Some fella from yorkshire or somewhere stood near us said we look like 2nd place this season as only City are better. Her fucking face went white, she told him to fuck off and stormed back in. Last I saw of her she was belting out Blaze of glory by Bon Jovi on the karaoke. Not even kidding either. I can only assume she glassed the poor fella then ran in front of a bus.

Keeping it classy drinking in Woody's.

[lifetime fan]

Keeping it classy drinking in Woody's.

 

 

 

When the fuck has Stig ever been classy?

[Furmedge]

When the fuck has Stig ever been classy?

Touchè

[Rocky Sullivan]

When the fuck has Stig ever been classy?

Bet he had a baked bean flavour tequila in Ca Va.

[lifetime fan]

Touchè

 

 

I've looked the part when being a dirty cunt I'll have you know. 

[Unrighteous]

Itching to get to work

 

We will be watching this thread for an update.

[Creator Supreme]

Are you a Sunderland fan?

We're above them on goal difference after 6 games, I'd never get cocky were those cunts are concerned.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

We're above them on goal difference after 6 games, I'd never get cocky were those cunts are concerned.

You're overlooking two salient points

1. They're shit.

 

2. We're not.

[Anubis]

BBC Radio 5 live - 606, 24/09/2016

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048xth6#play

 

1:01:39 onwards. A very salty blue who phones up to talk about Everton. After about 30 seconds, I bet you can't guess what the topic of conversation changes to......

 

Ha ha ha.

Brilliant. Bitterness at its finest.

 

"They don't go the game. We go over land and sea..."

 

Except when it's Norwich in the League Cup and their ground's half empty.

[SlugTrail]

or a testimonial for their longest serving player

[Harry Squatter]

Evertonians are bad whoppers. They are like some toy from the Disney store that has a speaking function when you press a button yet there are only 4 or 5 things built into it.

 

We go the game

 

Norwegians

 

Telly clappers

 

Redshite

 

Heysel

[Dr Nowt]

BBC Radio 5 live - 606, 24/09/2016

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048xth6#play

 

1:01:39 onwards. A very salty blue who phones up to talk about Everton. After about 30 seconds, I bet you can't guess what the topic of conversation changes to......

 

Ha ha ha.

"We go over land and sea to watch Everton...well, over land."

[Reckoner]

I couldn't listen to that Manc when he started going an about cue-min and called Klopp an actoh. For what I could tolerate it was pure unfocused rabid gold.

We were poo-er...

What is this markoh?

 

- what IS this markoh!

[Reckoner]

33 games from greatness

[Paulie Dangerously]

So far so nothing. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

So far so nothing. 

 

Ask someone for a marker and see if anyone's head explodes.