*Shakes head* Everton again.

[halewood pete]

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[Marko121]

 Reckless spending ? Surely it was The Premier League, UEFA, THE REDSHITE, The Sky 6 etc that all combined to keep Everton down for being ambitious and wanting to regenerate the whole of the North of England with their World Class stadium which will be like Mecca for everyone throughout the world ( or County Rd )

 

Sean Dyche: I would have challenged the reckless spending that has created such a mess at Everton - Liverpool Echo

[Scott_M]

Fulham just avoiding falling foul of PSR…

 

[Chip Butty]

[Marko121]

11 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The first one is a good cause, but what is an " atmosphere march " Why do you need one when the last 2 should be a given.  I thought marching before a match was kopite behavior anyway ?

 

[Anubis]

Atmosphere march. Reminds me of the spectacular Martinez March.

 

 

THE FANTASY

 

Whos in?

Everton is calling on supporters to march to the match next weekend to celebrate Roberto Martinez's competitive Goodison Park debut.

The Blues boss will face West Bromwich Albion for his first Premier League game in front of the Everton faithful on Saturday 24 August and the 'Martinez March' is the perfect way to kick-off the new season. 

From midday next Saturday, supporters can celebrate the start of this season’s Goodison campaign by joining together in Stanley Park. There will be plenty of activities for all the family including a bouncy castle, slide, obstacle course and football coaching sessions. 

A huge banner will be unveiled in Stanley Park at 1.30pm and handed over to supporters so that they can begin the ‘Martinez March’ to the stadium. 

Special face masks and Everton flags will also be dished out to junior Blues to commemorate the first home game of the new season. 

From Stanley Park, supporters will make their way to Walton Lane via the gate opposite the Abbey pub before making their way into Goodison Road. 

Once at the stadium, fans can enjoy the entertainment at the Park End Fan Zone then build up the excitement to kick-off by watching the Blues warm up from 2.20pm.

In the Fan Zone, there will be music, refreshments and Changy will be on hand to meet junior Blues, as well as special guests invited up on stage to give their thoughts on the upcoming season. 

Our friends at Crabbie’s, the Official Ginger Beer of Everton Football Club, will also be at the Fan Zone right up until kick-off to give out samples of Crabbie’s Alcoholic Ginger Beer, which is available to buy in the concourses and corporate lounges in the stadium this season.

All supporters are welcome to join the 'Martinez March' - simply make your way to Stanley Park from midday on Saturday 24 August to soak up the atmosphere, anticipation and excitement ahead of a brand new season at Goodison Park.

 

 

THE (RATHER SAD) REALITY

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

35 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

 

Christ, an itinerary with instructions on going the game, nothing like spontaneity. I vaguely remember some bellend on RAWK who wrote down a list of songs and when they should be sung, with block 202 leading the way (that was the Kop priority ticket scheme block at the time).

[Reckoner]

23 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Atmosphere march. Reminds me of the spectacular Martinez March.

 

 

THE FANTASY

 

Whos in?

Everton is calling on supporters to march to the match next weekend to celebrate Roberto Martinez's competitive Goodison Park debut.

The Blues boss will face West Bromwich Albion for his first Premier League game in front of the Everton faithful on Saturday 24 August and the 'Martinez March' is the perfect way to kick-off the new season. 

From midday next Saturday, supporters can celebrate the start of this season’s Goodison campaign by joining together in Stanley Park. There will be plenty of activities for all the family including a bouncy castle, slide, obstacle course and football coaching sessions. 

A huge banner will be unveiled in Stanley Park at 1.30pm and handed over to supporters so that they can begin the ‘Martinez March’ to the stadium. 

Special face masks and Everton flags will also be dished out to junior Blues to commemorate the first home game of the new season. 

From Stanley Park, supporters will make their way to Walton Lane via the gate opposite the Abbey pub before making their way into Goodison Road. 

Once at the stadium, fans can enjoy the entertainment at the Park End Fan Zone then build up the excitement to kick-off by watching the Blues warm up from 2.20pm.

In the Fan Zone, there will be music, refreshments and Changy will be on hand to meet junior Blues, as well as special guests invited up on stage to give their thoughts on the upcoming season. 

Our friends at Crabbie’s, the Official Ginger Beer of Everton Football Club, will also be at the Fan Zone right up until kick-off to give out samples of Crabbie’s Alcoholic Ginger Beer, which is available to buy in the concourses and corporate lounges in the stadium this season.

All supporters are welcome to join the 'Martinez March' - simply make your way to Stanley Park from midday on Saturday 24 August to soak up the atmosphere, anticipation and excitement ahead of a brand new season at Goodison Park.

 

 

THE (RATHER SAD) REALITY

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah sounds great for kids. They can meet a walking corporate symbol of Chang beer, which sounds very responsible. Then dad can get diabetes from the free samples of Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer. When he’s sloshed it’s time to walk next to a banner with some Spanish writing on it.

[Trumo]

Nil Silence Nisi Russ Abbott.

[Fallen Angel]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Nil Silence Nisi Russ Abbott.

Nice one …  

[Mudface]

From the BBC-

 

 

Sure, just change the non-scoring attackers, dreadful, non-creative midfielders, shaky defence and weirdly erratic 'keeper, that'll do the trick.

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

 

The Brick

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Marko121 said:

The first one is a good cause, but what is an " atmosphere march " Why do you need one when the last 2 should be a given.  I thought marching before a match was kopite behavior anyway ?

 

Isn’t it the annual communal dog fingering event? 
 

“Everton Labs, Run or you’ll get crabs” 

[Bjornebye]

Everton rotties run or they’ll cover you in their snotties 

[Bjornebye]

Everton beagles run before you get spread-eagled 

[Bjornebye]

Everton Rex, Say No to Sex

[Bjornebye]

Everton “woof” means they like it “rough” 

[Bjornebye]

Where’s the Lassie money Bill? 

[Bjornebye]

Booing haha they haven’t even kicked off yet 

[Bjornebye]

Possibly the worst game of football I’ve seen in a premier league match. These two would be better off in League One. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Shut up Stig you fucking Jinx 

[Harry Squatter]

They are like a shit Jason Voorhies 

[Pete]

Unflushable. 

[Barrington Womble]

5 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Fucking atmosphere?! I've had the game on this afternoon, it's genuinely one of the worst atmospheres I've heard in years.