*Shakes head* Everton again.

[razor]

On 16/05/2024 at 23:39, Bourbon said:

This week, our wholesome, community-hearted and gallant heroes are assessing just how much much BMD will do for a run down area of the City whilst the dreaded franchise Empire have destroyed Anfield….

 

Despite completely making it all up entirely and not a word for the businesses reliant on Goodisaon match days.

 

This is as mental as I’ve known them..

 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1715844072.html

 

He was in Anfield for a "Medical assessment".

 

Mate, I can give you a diagnosis from here for free.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, razor said:

 

He was in Anfield for a "Medical assessment".

 

Mate, I can give you a diagnosis from here for free.

AIDS?

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

AIDS?

Evertonionism 

Far worse and incurable. 

[coachpotato]

Yet another first.

The first club to have a medical condition dedicated to them.

[Harry Squatter]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Evertonionism 

Far worse and incurable. 

A CD4 count of 200 or fewer cells per cubic millimeter means that you have AIDS. With AIDS you have a high risk of developing life-threatening infections or cancers.

 

All Evertonianism counts are as low as 199.5

[an tha]

Bitteritis

 

 

[Reckoner]

I just read that today in Algeria, a man missing since 1996 was found captive in his neighbours underground pit…
 

[VladimirIlyich]

16 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

I just read that today in Algeria, a man missing since 1996 was found captive in his neighbours underground pit…
 

Paul Rideout?

[Reckoner]

21 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Paul Rideout?

No, Thiago.

[Pete]

40 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Paul Rideout?

Paul Hideout. 

[VladimirIlyich]

25 minutes ago, Pete said:

Paul Hideout. 

Very good.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Reckoner said:

I just read that today in Algeria, a man missing since 1996 was found captive in his neighbours underground pit…
 

"So, what have I missed?"

 

"Well, Leicester, Chelsea and Man City - two Championship clubs and one mid-table Premier League one - have all won the league.  The last two have won the European Cup.  Wigan and Portsmouth have won the FA Cup.  Middlesbrough, Birmingham and Swansea have won the League Cup."

 

"And Everton?"

 

"..."

 

"But.... Everton?"

 

"..."

[halewood pete]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

"So, what have I missed?"

 

"Well, Leicester, Chelsea and Man City - two Championship clubs and one mid-table Premier League one - have all won the league.  The last two have won the European Cup.  Wigan and Portsmouth have won the FA Cup.  Middlesbrough, Birmingham and Swansea have won the League Cup."

 

"And Everton?"

 

"..."

 

"But.... Everton?"

 

"..."

 

[Anubis]

New deals for Young and Coleman! Begging Leeds to give them Harrison.

 

 

[Anubis]

More great news. Come on 777, we’re rooting for you.

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They seem to be a bit obsessed with our reaction to Klopp leaving. 
 

It’s understandable though. They’re having to try and identify with a few patterns of behaviour that are rare to bitter blues. 
 

They’re struggling to get their heads round the concept of a fan base actually liking their manager. And the concept of a fan base acknowledging a manager's achievements and the trophies he won for his club. 
 

The behaviour of Liverpool fans re: Klopp is weird to them. Why do they actually like their manager? Why aren’t they writing negative stuff about him on the stadium walls? Why aren’t they scrawling threatening abuse on bed sheets and hanging it on a house that their manager doesn’t actually live in? 
 

They’re not normal, them Kopites!…

[manwiththestick]

46 minutes ago, Anubis said:

More great news. Come on 777, we’re rooting for you.

 

 

 

Everton are custodians of the game they should be out in front supporting these clubs, corinthian spirit for all to see.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Everton voted for multi club owners to be able to loan players between their teams. Everton football club has basically forced owners who want to compete to go down the multi club route.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

New deals for Young and Coleman! Begging Leeds to give them Harrison.

 

 

Young and Coleman can remember Everton winning a trophy.

[Ron B]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Young and Coleman can remember Everton winning a trophy.

Young and Coleman can remember football before the offside rule was invented. 

[Harry Squatter]

Don't worry lads. They'll get £160m for Braithwaite and then slap the money on the table to get Hamez back.

[Anubis]

They’re now crying about being ignored in this PL last day advert. Ha ha ha.

 

Inferus, inferus, theyve all got it inferus.

 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

What are they on about, they're clearly right there...

[Bobby Hundreds]

Probably best to ignore the club that cheated to retain its premier league status.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, Pidge said:

What are they on about, they're clearly right there...

 

And they've even extended Pickford's arms.

Corrupt, my arse.