*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Tony Moanero]

Are you saying they aren't all boyhood fans?

What about the leaning on stuff for new signings photos? Surely that means something?

It's means they are cunts, handsomely paid cunts, but cunts none the less.

[General Dryness]

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1454334545.html

Fucking hell. How mentally deficient do you have to be to let your hatred of people who support a different football team to you affect your life like in some of them posts.

 

A bit of piss taking is one thing, but when hearing YNWA sends you over the edge, or you can't have a hot shower on match day because you refuse to touch the red tap, give your head a massive wobble. With one of those machines they use to shake paint cans.

[Sputnik1]

A lot of them think am american buyout will be the end of their problems, when the truth is probably that it is just the start.

 

 

Believe us, we know. 

[Denny Crane]

Martinez shoes getting a good workout as he takes Ross Barkley to a Jason DeRulo concert.

 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/LFCKOPVIEW/status/695383137841381378/video/1

[Anubis]

Do you reckon he pulled the old 'hand on the knee' move during the performance?

[Denny Crane]

It really was Martinez dropping some shapes,  just a shame it wasn't tiny tempah. 

[Curly]

I thought that was cringey at first, but fucking hell, the fella is having fun and he can fucking move too. Fair play.

 

He ruined it for himself when being interviewed by a local journo after the gig, when he said, "my moves were amazing. It's in my dna. I think I am the best dancer at any gig of all time"

[Curly]

Went the ale house with my dad and uncle yesterday as they put both games on. Sunderland equalised produced the biggest cheer of the day. My dad and uncle are full blue, so we bicker a lot, but they looked ashamed.

 

I have advocated the friendly Derby, he city comes first on here regularly, but I snapped and shouted, "biggest cheer of the day you small time cunts"

 

My uncle and dad told me to leave it and the nearest blues turned, looked and went, "aaaaahh" and started "kopites are gobshites". I shouted to them to fuck off. I'm finished with hoping for "the city first" shit. It's not the dockers situation, there's no Maggie cuntcher, they call us murderers and wall pushers. The bond is gone. It's sad.

 

I can't wIt to read this back tomorrow when I'm sober

[Furmedge]

It's ok because some blues were calling the walkout Kopite Behaviour. The same blues who moan about Kenwright being in charge and do fuck all about it.

 

Saying that, there were some blues making the exact same point as above and praising the walkout as fans who actually do something to raise a point.

[Lee909]

Same as any mance laughing

Been whinging and wearing Norwich scarfs for a few years but take no actual action. Fuck em

Wether it works or not a statement has been made

[liverpoolsno9]

I've had to go to church the last few weeks with my little one, didn't know the priest was into his footy until today at the end of the mass, he says "good day for the Football yesterday, Everton winning & going above 'that other' team in the League."

It's really all they're intersted in, makes no difference to them if they finished 16th, as long as we finish below them, they're happy. A momentous day to be a blue.

[Barrington Womble]

I hear they were one of only 3 teams to support the flat price of £30 for away tickets. I don't know how much Everton normally charge aways, I'm guessing for none category A it's probably not much more than that, but at least the cunts are trying to do something, unlike the shower of cunts who run our club.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've had to go to church the last few weeks with my little one, didn't know the priest was into his footy until today at the end of the mass, he says "good day for the Football yesterday, Everton winning & going above 'that other' team in the League."

It's really all they're intersted in, makes no difference to them if they finished 16th, as long as we finish below them, they're happy. A momentous day to be a blue.

I hope you told the cunt you're converting to Islam.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I have had 4 main relationships in my life. Been engaged 3 times. The 3 women I was engaged to were Catholic and Evertonians initially ( shock horror they turned ) 1 was C of E and a red. She was the only one who didn't give blow jobs. Make of it what you will.

 

Porn not manufactured

[Bjornebye]

5 different blues on my Facebook were posting about us drawing and Klopp being ill after 5pm yesterday. I reminded each of them that they had just won 3 nil away at Stoke and shouldn't they care more about that? 2 deleted their posts, one ignored it and carried on with his anti-redshite comments and two of them started their usual "great fishing" bullshit. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 different blues on my Facebook were posting about us drawing and Klopp being ill after 5pm yesterday. I reminded each of them that they had just won 3 nil away at Stoke and shouldn't they care more about that? 2 deleted their posts, one ignored it and carried on with his anti-redshite comments and two of them started their usual "great fishing" bullshit.

 

They are a breed apart. They know more about us, care more about, follow us more than they do Everton. There is actually on occasion nothing better than seeing a crazy bluenose foaming at the mouth. Note my last post. Iam a one.

[Bob]

I hear they were one of only 3 teams to support the flat price of £30 for away tickets. I don't know how much Everton normally charge aways, I'm guessing for none category A it's probably not much more than that, but at least the cunts are trying to do something, unlike the shower of cunts who run our club.

I believe kenwright suggested you should get in free if you get taken to the game on the back of your uncles bike, like when he was a nipper, as he slowly wiped a year from his eye.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They're a weird bunch.

 

They have an obsession with our manager's teeth. From Rodgers, now to Klopp.

 

Proper weird cunts.

[Longview1982]

I hear they were one of only 3 teams to support the flat price of £30 for away tickets. I don't know how much Everton normally charge aways, I'm guessing for none category A it's probably not much more than that, but at least the cunts are trying to do something, unlike the shower of cunts who run our club.

Mate of mine is a Swansea fan, so I was in Woodison the other week. £39 for the ticket. 

 

It was worth it just to have 90 odd minutes watching their supporters frothing at the mouth over absolutely everything and spending so much time and energy abusing us in the sparsely populated away fans section. Bear in mind that this was just for Swansea, for fuck's sake!

[AndMjaa]

"Roberto Martinez hails Everton's 'sensational' Tom Cleverley “I think you do not have a better English player. Technically, he is as good as you get. The way he executes, how he reads the game, for me he is one of the most sensational you are going to see in Premier League history. (!!!)

“I wouldn’t sell him for any money in the current market. I want to see him go from strength to strength because I know there is so much more to come.”

Store here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/everton/12145449/Roberto-Martinez-hails-Evertons-sensational-Tom-Cleverley.html

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Must have made a wager with Big Gay Bill as to who can spout the most overblown shite, surely?

[TheHowieLama]

I think we can still pip them for eighth - their 16 goal advantage is like a game in hand though

[an tha]

Fucking hell the fact their goal difference is 16 better than ours yet they have the 2nd worst defensive record on the top half of the league is a damning indictment on how shite we are.

[magicrat]

Fucking hell the fact their goal difference is 16 better than ours yet they have the 2nd worst defensive record on the top half of the league is a damning indictment on how shite we are.

Indeed , Amazing what having strikers can do 

[Pidge]

Martinez trying to do something more ridiculous than the dancing...