*Shakes head* Everton again.

[dickie mint]

They've opened the cheque book and bought someone at least.

[Preston Red]

"It has always been my dream to play for Everton who are one of the biggest clubs in the Premier League with great fans......"

 

[Trumo]

Nil. Satis. Niasse...

 

This one's just begging for a pun.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Nil. Satis. Niasse...

 

This one's just begging for a pun.

Start an Everton taxi driver style rumour that he's gay (hey, it's 2016, I ain't judging)

 

Nil Satis, Niasse Upthebum

[Denny Crane]

 

Oumar coming.

 

[Anubis]

There's only one El Pistolero, and it's not this chump.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Oumar coming.

 

 

Nightcat there, breaking out the Flintlocks.

[Jairzinho]

Is that Musselburgh beach in the background?

[3 Stacks]

Normally, Paul Merson is clueless and talks complete shite but this is spot on and funny as well.

 

http://www.blueheartbluesoul.com/video-paul-merson-goes-on-beautifully-entertaining-rant-about-john-stones-and-roberto-martinez.html

[alles ist gut]

Anyone know or predict when this re arranged Derby will be played? I have two days holiday left to take and need to get the form filled out pronto.

 

There's no 'free' weekends left, it could quite easily be the Wednesday of the last week of the season.

[The Golden Eel]

Getting the Lukaku replacement in early 

[Anubis]

Getting the Lukaku replacement in early

Pretty much what they were saying on 5 Live last night.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Tell Oumar, Oumar,

Because of the ref-er-ee,

He's not going to Wem-ber-ley,

Tell Oumar, Oumar.

[The Golden Eel]

Pretty much what they were saying on 5 Live last night.

 

Who?  Their fans?  Or the media?  Wonder where Lukaku will end up if he leaves, wouldn't surprise me if United tried to snaffle him. 

[Boss]

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1454334545.html

[alles ist gut]

Wonder where Lukaku will end up if he leaves, wouldn't surprise me if United tried to snaffle him.

Or even back to Chelsea now Shitcoat's left...

[kemskem]

Just read some comments from Niasse on Sky Sports, about how he's excited to be joining one of the biggest clubs in England and playing in front of the wonderful supporters.

 

Fuck me. Somebody's pulled the wool over the poor blokes eyes there.

I think they feed them a load of bollocks, like most people in Liverpool support them (repeated by their players over the years) as well as ifithadnabinfer this and ifithadnabinfer that, probably.

[Tony Moanero]

He'll have just repeated what the club told him to say. We do it with our players, all clubs do it. It's all a load of bollocks.

[chris71]

He'll have just repeated what the club told him to say. We do it with our players, all clubs do it. It's all a load of bollocks.

Are you saying they aren't all boyhood fans?

What about the leaning on stuff for new signings photos? Surely that means something?

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Biggest club in the world" etc 

[magicrat]

Or even back to Chelsea now Shitcoat's left...

 

It won't be across the park unfortunately . 

Why the fuck we bought Benteke instead of making Bill an offer he couldn't refuse is beyond me. After Aguero and Sanchez I reckon this lad is the best striker in the PL. You could argue for Kane and Vardy but I would rather have Lukaku.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1454334545.html

If I heard someone trying to whistle "Kopites are gobshites" I wouldn't recognise it as that.

 

I'd probably just get a craving for Branston Pickle.

[Anubis]

Who? Their fans? Or the media? Wonder where Lukaku will end up if he leaves, wouldn't surprise me if United tried to snaffle him.

The media.

[The Golden Eel]

It won't be across the park unfortunately . 

Why the fuck we bought Benteke instead of making Bill an offer he couldn't refuse is beyond me. After Aguero and Sanchez I reckon this lad is the best striker in the PL. You could argue for Kane and Vardy but I would rather have Lukaku.

 

Kane is better than Lukaku IMO.  

[Bjornebye]

I too would rather Kane than Lukaku.