Opposite sex deal breakers

[Total Longo]

These overtly vain birds who just spend all day every day posting pouting selfies on every single social media platform, they do absolutely nothing for me apart from completely angering me.      

[Tony Moanero]

These overtly vain birds who just spend all day every day posting pouting selfies on every single social media platform, they do absolutely nothing for me apart from completely angering me.

The pouting is the thing that gets me. Very few women seem to pull if off. Most look like they are constipated and are trying to force a shit out.

[Total Longo]

Most of them probably are, mate.

[Remmie]

Very bright lipstick combined with thin lips.

[thegreatelephant]

never warmed slippers. or felt the rubber side of them on their arse

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

never warmed slippers. or felt the rubber side of them on their arse

 

What does this mean?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's funny how 90% of these deal breakers are things I know full well wouldn't break any deal at all, things we probably don't like but just put up with for the greater good. The only real deal breaker is someone who stops you from being yourself, if she doesn't love you for who you are, then it'll never last, and if it does it'll never be truly happy.

 

One of my mates bird is contantly taking the piss out of things he does, the way he dances, the way he dresses, I just want to punch the enormous cunt in the face, he just doesn't get, That's NOT how it's supposed to be.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Doesn't like chicken skin

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Loves chicken skin so much that she steals my chicken skin

[thegreatelephant]

never warmed slippers. or felt the rubber side of them on their arse

 

What does this mean?

http://www.britishpathe.com/gallery/dos-donts-for-your-valentine

 

 

and i was being tongue in cheek, so to speak. sort of. it's a running joke in my world

[Tony Moanero]

Extremely fussy eater and/or picks at food.

[VladimirIlyich]

Extremely fussy eater and/or picks at food.

Better than 'eats everything in sight' I reckon.

[Elite]

Moody cunts. I can take the odd mood now and again but not these birds who constantly have a face on.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Extremely fussy eater and/or picks at food.

 

I was going out with a trainee vet once (caching) who was quote well to do from outside of the city.  The final straw for me was when we went to (the then) exotic Las Iguanas and I had a goat curry and she had a plain burger like she did EVERY SINGLE PLACE WE EVER WENT TO FUCKING EAT BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE'D LIKE IT AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

[Tony Moanero]

Better than 'eats everything in sight' I reckon.

Gluttony is unattractive but I do like woman who appreciate good food. I can't stand women who are so obsessed with their appearance that they are afraid to eat a decent meal.

[ZonkoVille77]

Moody cunts. I can take the odd mood now and again but not these birds who constantly have a face on.

 

The sister in law is exactly like this, but by God would I like to masterbate onto her chest.

[General Dryness]

The sister in law is exactly like this, but by God would I like to masterbate onto her chest.

Fucking hell.

 

What's the rest of her furniture like?

[Captain Turdseye]

The sister in law is exactly like this, but by God would I like to masterbate onto her chest.

You know the rules...

[lifetime fan]

I like curves, boobs and bums. Women who are dress size 14/16 are sound

This.

 

Where do you have the most fun with a woman?

 

It certainly ain't on a flat stomach!

 

Give me tits, arse and hips every day of the week.

[SammyAftershave]

Fucking hell.

 

What's the rest of her furniture like?

 

Shiny.

[ZonkoVille77]

Fucking hell.

 

What's the rest of her furniture like?

 

Not as easy to wipe clean.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I was going out with a trainee vet once (caching) who was quote well to do from outside of the city.  The final straw for me was when we went to (the then) exotic Las Iguanas and I had a goat curry and she had a plain burger like she did EVERY SINGLE PLACE WE EVER WENT TO FUCKING EAT BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE'D LIKE IT AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

 

 

I don't get this at all, what odds does it make what she eats ?? if you're happily having what you want and she's happily having what she wants, the only way it would bother me is if someone was saying we couldn't go to places because she didn't like the look of what you had or something.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This.

 

Where do you have the most fun with a woman?

 

It certainly ain't on a flat stomach!

 

Give me tits, arse and hips every day of the week.

 

 

I find it bizarre that people have types, I just fancy them all, it's easier.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I don't get this at all, what odds does it make what she eats ?? if you're happily having what you want and she's happily having what she wants, the only way it would bother me is if someone was saying we couldn't go to places because she didn't like the look of what you had or something.

It was just an analogy for her entire existence. Safe. Let's not try this in case i don't like it. Great norks though.

[lifetime fan]

I find it bizarre that people have types, I just fancy them all, it's easier.

If they've big tits, I fancy them.

 

Small tits, I don't.