A Small Victory

[Fowlers God]

What are yours?

 

Mine is going into the toilets at work and the toilet seat already being up or changing channels during the adverts of a TV programme and then turning back just as it is about to start.

 

They make the day so much better dont they?

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Going to the supermarket for something to eat, and finding a cooked chicken reduced from £4 to about a pound or less.

[Antynwa]

Catching the bus as soon as you reach the bus stop

[lifetime fan]

Going into a large supermarket that I fucking hate and finding out they had mispriced the complete DVD boxset of The Wire and getting all 5 seasons for £20.

[sloth_frattelli]

Changing the tv channel back in time for the programme restarting is always a winner in my house.

[Trumo]

Going through a green light just before it changes, leaving behind the tailgating white van man. In yo' face!

[Paulie Dangerously]

The cafe near to our work do a good offer in the morning you get a barm with 2 breakfast items on it and a cup of tea for £2 (they don't scrimp either, you get like 3 bits of bacon and decent sausages etc) but they are always mingey on the sauce

 

I was in there the other day and got Bacon and Sausage and watched the girl like a hawk as she put a tiny squirt of brown sauce over a lot of meat. I said "Excuse me, can I have a bit more sauce please?" she shot me a dirty look and whilst not breaking eye contact proceded to drown my bacon and sausages in HP before closing the lid and saying "Is that enough for you?"

 

Of course I had the last laugh because that is exactly how much brown sauce I like.

[Paulie Dangerously]

When you pause the telly on Sky+ to have a piss or make a cuppa tea and continue to watch. Then when the advert comes on you press 'stop' and it returns to live TV having perfectly skipped the advert

[RedinSweden]

Getting an exact number when filling your car up.

[Markmywords]

These small victories are what gets you through the day i reckon. A decent topic FG, well done, I tried to rep you but was denied by an administrative hurdle.

 

which in itself I'd suggest is a small loss

 

for FG

[RedinSweden]

Getting a solid chocolate kit kat or kit kat segment. Strange this one, because if you wanted just chocolate, you could easily buy it, but an unexpected solid chocolate kit kat segment is a rare treat.

[Fowlers God]

Getting an exact number when filling your car up.

 

And then you go inside and buy a packet of crisps, a sandwhich and a chocolate bar for £2.33 and you have just undone what has made you victorious in the first place!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Getting a solid chocolate kit kat or kit kat segment. Strange this one, because if you wanted just chocolate, you could easily buy it, but an unexpected solid chocolate kit kat segment is a rare treat.

 

That is a fucking belter. It's an odd one indeed because ordinarily if someone offered you a solid chocolate bar you wouldn't choose Nestle chocolate over say Cadburys or galaxy but when you get a finger it's just enough.

 

Sometimes you get the wafer at a funny angle, this also is a bonus as you still get the wafer but usually get more chocolate

[Guest davelfc]

Another till opening up and you getting in first

 

Flicking through the channels and just catching the start of a great film

 

Dropping your morning toast and it lands butter side up

 

Just heading out for the day and the postman is standing there with a signed for package

 

Opening the door of the post office and there being no queue

 

Finding something you've bought has scanned for much less than the price

 

Going for a haircut and of the four people cutting you get the sexy nymph with the boobs

[Guest davelfc]

Getting a solid chocolate kit kat or kit kat segment. Strange this one, because if you wanted just chocolate, you could easily buy it, but an unexpected solid chocolate kit kat segment is a rare treat.

 

This is the holy Grail, only ever had three in my life and treasured each one.

[TheBitch]

When I've got a pair of fours and the moron sat opposite me has a pair of Jacks.

 

The flop comes with a 4, the moron opposite me bets, i flat call, the turn comes 4, so I'm now sat with four of a kind, 4's.

 

The moron opposite bets alot more, I flat call again. Then the best bit is, the river comes Jack, so he's sat there with his full house thinking he's Gods gift and I'm sat there with my four of a kind. He goes all in, wah wah wah.

 

This just happened. A small victory to moi.

[Fowlers God]

Just finishing a wank before the Mrs walks through the door.

 

Waking up in the middle of the night and realising that you still have 3 hours of sleep left before you have to get up.

[Guest davelfc]

People struggling with technology, equipment at work or wherever and you walk up and it just works perfectly for you. Usually followed by cries of 'what did you do, i just did exactly what you did?'

[Nomad]

Getting home to realise Tea has just been cooked or the kettle had just clicked for a brew, and all you have to do is sit down.

[Paulie Dangerously]

People struggling with technology, equipment at work or wherever and you walk up and it just works perfectly for you. Usually followed by cries of 'what did you do, i just did exactly what you did?'

 

Haha that happens with the printer by me in work. I literally have to press any button to fix it

[RedinSweden]

Getting asked for ID when you are well over the age that should show it.

[INTORRESTING]

Getting a solid chocolate kit kat or kit kat segment. Strange this one, because if you wanted just chocolate, you could easily buy it, but an unexpected solid chocolate kit kat segment is a rare treat.

 

I got a solid kit kat chunky - result.

[Newport]

No old people in front of me in the queue at the supermarket.

[Guest TK-421]

What a smashing thread.

 

-scrunching up bus tickets/shop receipts and throwing them in a bin on the street. I am a throwing ninja. Even those bins with the little gaps - it's goin' straight in, and from distance too. Phil Taylor got nothing on me.

 

-waking up early on Saturday and thinking it's a week day

[Furmedge]

Sizing up the bar of chocolate in the vending machine and realising someone's walked off before you and left their change in the machine. Free chocolate and change to boot.