The GF invasion of Facebook

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Fair comment mate.

 

Reason 3. Facebook is full of the sycophantic, luvvie cunts I work with fucking gushing all over each other like the pack of sad, lifeless, spastic fuckers thay really are...and I have enough of all that shite all fucking day long.

 

That's true, they exist in their droves. Total cockery. I've only been on a week or two and have about 5 friends. I just keep it to the people I know that are not total cunts.

[Woo]

I'm in. This is now a bi-lingual facebook invasion.

[Original202]

Anything which even remotely suggests that being English means being racist really gets people going. Immigration, St George flags, Muslims, civil liberties, anything like that and these people start foaming at the mouth.

[Fowlers God]

Anything which even remotely suggests that being English means being racist really gets people going. Immigration, St George flags, Muslims, civil liberties, anything like that and these people start foaming at the mouth.

 

Thats so Rabies man!

[Elmyn Noos]

What about a Facebook group proposing that Wales becomes a wholly independent islamic state operating under sharia law?

 

or a Let's stop looking for Maddie as we're never going to find her page?

 

or Cruelty to Animals can be quite funny page?

 

or a Support the Taliban, they're just misunderstood page?

[Joe Le Taxi]

I am loving Noos' Maddie suggestion.

 

Mainly because I did one before and got so much shit for it from some bad mongs.

[Gilead84]

That's got legs that Sara. Not bad at all.

 

What about the "Mattabooboo"?

 

What's a Mattabooboo?

 

Nothing Yogi.

 

Could claim it is some type of South African bird, who's habitat has been dramatically changed due to the building of new world cup stadiums.

[Original202]

"Maddie isn't missing or kidnapped, she just ran away from her fucking awful, useless parents"

[Original202]

Where do you start with this lot?

 

England to Celebrate St George's Day | Facebook

 

"is it rite that their complainin bout the mar's bar wrapper now!!!!! this is f***in stupid,this country sucks"

 

And

 

"no we aint allowed 2 b english,we got b wot every1 who has come in2 this country,coz thats wot they r after,it really pisses me off that u got all these links on ere & nothing is done on keepin our country,we ave 2 lose all r english traditions & jus like it,coz no1 gets 2 read this on ere,that is up on top in this country,instead of doin a march or that,it should b put in writing & signed by all the pissed off english,& sent 2 the P.M & THE QUEEN,"

[Remmie]

The English flag is racist group, with a picture of Hitler superimposed on the English flag...

[Section_31]

Bring an end to the suffrage of poor people.

[Wor Horse]

Single mum's are a burden on society.

[Stu Monty]

Bring an end to the suffrage of poor people.

 

I like that one.

[Hooch]

Anything which even remotely suggests that being English means being racist really gets people going. Immigration, St George flags, Muslims, civil liberties, anything like that and these people start foaming at the mouth.

 

This is very true. I've seen a good few "stati" about not being able to fly the St Georges flag. I've never seen this supposed protest against it anywhere though, seriously who said people couldn't?

Any excuse to get a bit of closet racism in.

[aws]

I like that one.

 

Need to be subtle. How about "no representation without taxation"? No income tax = no vote.

[Section_31]

How about we put a picture of Remmie's pigs on a fanpage and say he (not really him, but a made up name) has been told he can't go within 400 yards of a mosque in Birmingham because he got his pigs out in public?

 

Either that, or something about Simon's dog being kidnapped by pikeys.

[Joe Le Taxi]

How about Remmie's pigs kidnapped Simons dog?

[Original202]

How about Remmie's pigs kidnapped Simons dog?

 

After being poisoned and driven mad by Polish Muslims who were offended by the St George's cross being flown in the piggery.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

"Madeleine Mcann, wrecking holidays since 2007".

[Ezekiel 25:17]

" New dad depression 'often missed' "

 

Yeah because we don't sit around and cry like fat moaning bitches, we get the fuck on with it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What about the "Mattabooboo"?

 

What's a Mattabooboo?

 

Nothing Yogi.

 

Could claim it is some type of South African bird, who's habitat has been dramatically changed due to the building of new world cup stadiums.

 

"Tell me that again."

[Section_31]

Just slapped this together on one of those 'fake newspaper' sites, could slap it in a new Facebook group and see what happens? Anyone any better ideas?

 

[Joe Le Taxi]

I think that may already be a Facebook group.

[Joe Le Taxi]

You could do one of those groups were you have to become a fan to see it.

 

"BAN THIS SICK CUNT WHO DID THIS TO A FAMILY HOLIDAY!!"

 

Then when they become a fan, the picture is this:

 

 

Surely we could draft up something to put in the info bit?

 

Remember, to grab attention it has to be caps.

[Paul]

I'm going to support this from the sidelines due to my fundamental opposition to the concept of Facebook.* However, I look forward to reading of your exploits on here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I've got no mates.