Instant cunt identifiers

[littletedwest]

23 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

How much is a pint of lager in a pub these days? Haven't had one for years. A pack of cigarettes used to cost £4. Anyone who pays £10+ for a pack of cigarettes is definitely a cunt.

Nicotine's an addictive substance 

[Mudface]

5 hours ago, easytoslip said:

It's not very nice to see men's feet in public either,gross.

 

 

Much better in private, right 

[easytoslip]

5 hours ago, Mudface said:

Much better in private, right 

Toe sucking.

[Guest]

8 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Nicotine's an addictive substance 

Took me three attempts to quit. It was a waste of money then and it’s a bigger waste of money now. Anyone who wants to quit, How To Stop Smoking by Alan Carr will make it happen.

[Guest]

16 hours ago, Curly said:

I don’t get the appeal of flip flops. Uncomfortable as fuck. Have you ever tried to walk downhill in a pair with wet feet? Shite

And some people call them thongs.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who films themselves in a gym and puts it on social media. 

[Arniepie]

male swimmers who wear swimming caps

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who over uses the term "Vibes" to describe anything they are doing, normally something mundane. 

 

"Sunday evening vibes"

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Anyone who over uses the term "Vibes" to describe anything they are doing, normally something mundane. 

 

"Sunday evening vibes"

 

Fuck me, it's everywhere. I put myself through The Brits last night and it was a fucking vibe orgy (Maya Jama said it but she could sing The Sash and I'd still let her curl one out on my chest).

 

Love Island as well especially the Scouse girl (who puts on about 8 different accents) calls every.fucking.thing a vibe. 

 

@Jennings are you still watching it? 

[Fugitive]

22 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Anyone who over uses the term "Vibes" to describe anything they are doing, normally something mundane. 

 

"Sunday evening vibes"

I often get a vibe from people who use the word vibe…

 

[Jennings]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Fuck me, it's everywhere. I put myself through The Brits last night and it was a fucking vibe orgy (Maya Jama said it but she could sing The Sash and I'd still let her curl one out on my chest).

 

Love Island as well especially the Scouse girl (who puts on about 8 different accents) calls every.fucking.thing a vibe. 

 

@Jennings are you still watching it? 

 

Yes mate. Loving it.

 

Hope some karma comes Ron's way.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Jennings said:

 

Yes mate. Loving it.

 

Hope some karma comes Ron's way.

Agreed. Horrible little spoilt brat. 

[easytoslip]

Any cunt that laughs at any given moment and for no reason at all.

[Strontium]

Anyone who tucks a cigarette behind their ear.

 

313 pages and I can't believe it hasn't been mentioned already.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/02/2023 at 21:29, easytoslip said:

Any cunt that laughs at any given moment and for no reason at all.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I still get the odd spontaneous chuckle about the old lady I saw go a purler in the supermarket a while back.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Anyone who isn't me... cunts!

 

And me.

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I still get the odd spontaneous chuckle about the old lady I saw go a purler in the supermarket a while back.

Was that the one who threw something in the air as well? I seem to remember laughing at that story.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Was that the one who threw something in the air as well? I seem to remember laughing at that story.

 

Yep. Threw an onion in the air on the way down and headbutted a trolley.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Yep. Threw an onion in the air on the way down and headbutted a trolley.

Ha, that was it, I had in my head it was a tomato for some reason.

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

Anyone who tucks a cigarette behind their ear.

 

313 pages and I can't believe it hasn't been mentioned already.

 

Anyone who says said cigarette is for Ron

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I still get the odd spontaneous chuckle about the old lady I saw go a purler in the supermarket a while back.

Who was it on here who once got caught out changing trains and ended up stranded at the station having left their coat on one train and their laptop on another?

 

That still cheers me up.

[easytoslip]

I was on the train a few years ago coming back from Liverpool when I burst out laughing at one of the replies on the how much would you get bummed for thread.

There was all different prices but one said nothing as long I was respected in the morning, fucksake. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who charge their phone in pubs or similar public places, extra points for asking staff do they have a charger.

[Bjornebye]

People who you see get on the train every day, same time, same station and there is never ever a seat available yet they still stare around at everyone sat down with a face like they’re hiding from a knife stalker.