The world of a woman.

[General Dryness]

I had to go into a team meeting instead.

 

Fuck a doodle do.

 

I bet they 69 the fuck out of each other while you're gone.

[Chip Butty]

All birds neck on and finger one another when they're in the gym or on the bog, or in the changies. Its a well know fact amongst birds to do, but they don't tell us.

 

Twats! 

[Pidge]

I'm thinking threesome.

 

Mind you, I think threesome when I look at a toaster.

 

...because after two minutes in the hole you're done?

[Mook]

I bet they 69 the fuck out of each other while you're gone.

And I'm spent.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Bit harsh ?

 

https://vine.co/v/OxHw7xOi1JX

[Hand Shandy]

Perhaps. Quite funny though.

[lifetime fan]

Never, ever, and I mean never, move house with a woman.

 

Pay someone to do it or better still pay for her to fuck off to a spa for the day and get the fuck out of my cunting way and I'll do it myself.

 

"I'm logical, I know what I'm doing, you need to do it in a systematic way".

 

Writing a fucking list isn't logical you twat! Just get the fuck out of the way and I'll do it one room at a time.

 

Pile for her mums, pile for mine, pile for St Petet's hospice and a pile for the tip. Then load up different cars with piles that are going in the right fucking direction! I don't want boxes in my car that's going to Gloucester when St Peter's hospice is at the end of your mums road.

 

Can you move to Dubai with a murder conviction?

 

Women, don't know your limits, just cunt off!

[VladimirIlyich]

Think of the tits,and the anal.

[lifetime fan]

Deep breathes.

[lifetime fan]

Think of the tits,and the anal.

Apparently you don't get any of that when 'you're such a pig headed fucking cunt Colin. You're not always fucking right'.

[Trumo]

Apparently you don't get any of that when 'you're such a pig headed fucking cunt Colin. You're not always fucking right'.

 

She'll change her tune when her mum's stuff has ended up at the tip!

 

EDIT: Scratch that. That will still somehow be most definitely be YOUR fault even though it would not have happened if other people just followed logic.

[lifetime fan]

She'll change her tune when her mum's stuff has ended up at the tip!

 

EDIT: Scratch that. That will still somehow be most definitely be YOUR fault even though it would not have happened if other people just followed logic.

Not for a while...I always know how to inflame a situation further.

[Champ]

Apparently you don't get any of that when 'you're such a pig headed fucking cunt Colin. You're not always fucking right'.

 

She still has a lot to learn

[lifetime fan]

Doesn't she just!

[Champ]

Never, ever, and I mean never, move house with a woman.

 

Pay someone to do it or better still pay for her to fuck off to a spa for the day and get the fuck out of my cunting way and I'll do it myself.

 

 

 

Can the arrangement be reversed for packing for going on holiday? Or taken in turns even. I'm not greedy

 

By the time we get packed I'm wondering what I'm doing getting in the car with him. I know the feeling's mutual. 

[Lurtz]

Can you move to Dubai with a murder conviction?

 

Are you emigrating Col?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Are you emigrating Col?

He's going on the piss in Dubai.

 

Quietly.

[SilverSong]

Fuck me, I feel about 10x more stupid after watching that.

What the actual fuck is going on with that video.

[lifetime fan]

Are you emigrating Col?

Yeah mate, we go in 3 weeks.

[lifetime fan]

He's going on the piss in Dubai.

 

Quietly.

She keeps this up and I'll do it loudly to deliberately get banged up!

[Rushies tash]

Be almost worth it to get carted away in one of these..

 

[Champ]

Yeah mate, we go in 3 weeks.

That sounds like you're not coming back?

[Sugar Ape]

This fucking woman in our work. Size 18 easily (which is fine if she didn't fucking moan about it), all she does is eat. I noticed this morning she was eating a bar of chocolate before 9am and I heard her open a can of fizzy drink around the same time. No doubt she has a breakfast before this as well. She has been talking about what she is having for lunch for the last half an hour and I walked past her desk a few minutes ago and she is drinking a fucking pasta mug-shot. Its just constant feeding, i'm going to start calling her 'Labrador'.

 

 

I was on the train a couple of weeks ago at 6.20am and this fella was eating a packet of Prawn Cocktail Walkers and drinking a can of Coke. At twenty past six in the fucking morning. He was the most unhealthiest looking person I think I've ever seen.

 

That was beaten this week though when one of the lads in work was getting the ferry at 9.20am and some fucking weirdo sitting opposite him ate a full, cold, frey bentos pie with his bare hands.

[lifetime fan]

That sounds like you're not coming back?

Contract is for 12 months but job is for 4 years if I want it.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Contract is for 12 months but job is for 4 years if I want it.

YNWA. RIP. etc