What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Remmie]

0 Hash browns is too many.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

"too much bacon" is not valid criticism.

The phrase "too much bacon" causes a kitten to die. 

[Scott_M]

There will be no trips to Marbs after all them carbs. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

The phrase "too much bacon" causes a kitten to die. 

You mean a pig surely?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

14 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

3 sausages

5 bacon

2 black pudding
2 fried bread

2 toast

3 hash brown

1 whole tomato

Home made spicy beans
HP

Tea

Beer

Keys &

Conker. 
 

Obviously no egg or mushrooms as I can’t stand them but apart from wanting those I can’t see how anyone could criticise it. 

 

 

 

Replace the Hash Browns with two fried eggs and the toast with more fried bread and I'd be in heaven. Looks good as it is though, as I get you hate eggs. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

0 Hash browns is too many.

No bacon, no sausage, no black pudding, no beans and no hash browns. Your fry ups sounds lovely, rem. 

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

No bacon, no sausage, no black pudding, no beans and no hash browns. Your fry ups sounds lovely, rem. 

"Who's for a fry up?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

You mean a pig surely?

 

No wonder you don't like bacon.

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

No bacon, no sausage, no black pudding, no beans and no hash browns. Your fry ups sounds lovely, rem. 

You seemed to think so:

On 07/08/2018 at 05:46, Numero Veinticinco said:

Very good effort. No beans, no bacon make it hard to rate it too highly but generally very tidy.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

You seemed to think so:

 

It was a good effort, though. Considering no beans, no sausage, no bacon, no black pudding, no hash browns, you put out a tidy effort. Not lovely and not a fry up, though. I wouldn’t eat it because it’s not a fry up and most of it is inedible and shouldn’t be on a breakfast. Good effort though. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

You seemed to think so:

 

Nothing gets past Rem. Nothing. 

[Barrington Womble]

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

[Trumo]

5 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

 

Col baking in reverse.

[Fugitive]

18 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

It’s lovely bread.

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

It doesn't matter if its brown or white. 

[Scott_M]

44 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? 

One of the few breads not made with soya flour, which living with somebody with a soya allergy, is handy. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

It doesn't matter if its brown or white. 

Has to be white for me. Never seen that Jackson thing though, must only be in certain parts of the country. 

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Has to be white for me. Never seen that Jackson thing though, must only be in certain parts of the country. 

You can get it all over the country. The Asda,  Morrisons and Nisa sell it. In my opinion, its better than Warburtons. Obviously, it’s not as nice as freshly baked bread.

[Remmie]

I like a nice Polish sourdough for toast or tiger bread. I too have never heard of Jacksons, I'm mildly intrigued.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I like a nice Polish sourdough for toast or tiger bread. I too have never heard of Jacksons, I'm mildly intrigued.

Don't stop till you get enough 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

It doesn't matter if its brown or white. 

It's from a miller, Miller right, you're fighting for your loaf from a miller, miller, tonight

[Karl_b]

Jackson's Bakery is in Hull, I used to go past it on my way to college every day, incredible smells. I had an insatiable desire for toast from the college canteen every morning, for some reason.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Jackson's Bakery is in Hull, I used to go past it on my way to college every day, incredible smells. I had an insatiable desire for toast from the college canteen every morning, for some reason.

We moved into a rented house near there. The first morning, my missus came back after picking up a paper and started waxing lyrical about what a wonderful homely neighbourhood it was and how brilliant it was that everyone seemed to be baking bread. It felt almost cruel to tell her it was actually a great big factory mass producing loaves.

[lifetime fan]

For toast on its own or with marmite for a quick breakfast before work the you can’t beat a really good bakers granary loaf. 
 

For with a breakfast it should be a Brexit loaf. 
White country style. 

[Tony Moanero]

White farmhouse bread is perfect for toast - with a cooked breakfast or stand alone.

 

(Tesco)