Some People Are Just Asking For A Fucking Baseball Bat To Be Taken To Their Heads

[Anubis]

Sometimes, a story comes along that just inspires violence...

 

Anthea Turner weeps as she reveals she might lose her £5m mansion in the credit crunch | Mail Online

 

Choice quotes :

 

'Our backs are against the wall,' she said.

 

'We are in it like lots of other people in this country who have been bitten by economic circumstances.

 

'I can't remember the last time I slept properly because of the worry. I'll be 50 in 18 months and now I don't even know whether we can keep our home.

 

You're taking the piss, right? Like lots of other people? Which people are those? Elton John? Richard Branson? Damien Hirst? Because it's not like anyone I know, you self-absorbed bitch.

 

...in 2006, she paid herself £900,000 from the firm which furnished their buy-to-let homes at £11,000 a time before it went into administration last month.

 

In 2007, she also took £389,410 in 'consultancy services', £240,792 in advances and a £573,738 loan which was waived by the company - a total of £1,203,940 in the same year the firm posted a loss of £685,259.

 

Oh your back is really to the wall, isn't it?

 

'We are in the same boat as millions of other people. Next year is going to be very tough.'

 

On his wife's cash withdrawals, he said: 'We can't deny she had all this money out. But Imagine Furnishings was making an awful lot of money at that time.'...

 

...Now Mrs Turner, presenter of BBC3's Perfect Housewife show, has been reduced to advertising household detergents and says the couple are ' very seriously considering downsizing' from their mansion.

 

Please stop. you're upsetting me. I weep for your plight. I feel so sorry for you. You'll be downsizing froma £5m mansion? How will you cope? Especially having to, you know, advertise detergents....

 

'Those people who moan about you driving around in your nice big car are forgetting the guy who washes the car now hasn't got a job or who did the maintenance on it.'

 

Condescending bitch. You make my fucking blood boil.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Karma is indeed a bitch

 

 

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[SammyAftershave]

Sometimes, a story comes along that just inspires violence...

 

Anthea Turner weeps as she reveals she might lose her £5m mansion in the credit crunch | Mail Online

 

Choice quotes :

 

 

 

You're taking the piss, right? Like lots of other people? Which people are those? Elton John? Richard Branson? Damien Hirst? Because it's not like anyone I know, you self-absorbed bitch.

 

 

 

Oh your back is really to the wall, isn't it?

 

 

 

Please stop. you're upsetting me. I weep for your plight. I feel so sorry for you. You'll be downsizing froma £5m mansion? How will you cope? Especially having to, you know, advertise detergents....

 

 

 

Condescending bitch. You make my fucking blood boil.

 

 

It's a hard auld station.

[RedKnight]

Oxygen thief.

[Spy Bee]

This article, or indeed the discovery that she is behind the existance of cancer would fail to make me hate her any more. She's a complete cunt, and I use that word advisedly.

[Mendoza]

I'd fuck her in both holes before i introduced the baseball bat to her skull.

[Guido]

It's funny cos 'Anthea Turner' is actually an anagram of 'Fucking Cuntish Self-Absorbed Jizz-Bucket With No Mansion'.

[Total Longo]

I'd fuck her in both holes before i introduced the baseball bat to her skull.

 

 

Don't hold back, tell us what you really think, Mendoza....

[Guest TK-421]

The PC leftie brigade will be along soon to tell us all that baseball bats aren't the answer.

[RJ Fan club]

The PC leftie brigade will be along soon to tell us all that baseball bats aren't the answer.

 

Baseball bats are so 2006. Lump hammers are where its at for your modern day vigilante.

[torahboy]

Can't Anthea make a life size Tracey Island and live there until the financial climate improves? These fucking people just don't know how to make their life experiences work for them.

[Guest TK-421]

Baseball bats are so 2006. Lump hammers are where its at for your modern day vigilante.

 

I'll go with the old crowbar.

[Stouffer]

She's no Stephanie Meadows that's for sure.

[Tossed and blown]

I would

[drewy]

She has the most punchable grid ever, whining bitch.

[Sweeney287]

Baseball bats are so 2006. Lump hammers are where its at for your modern day vigilante.

 

Get PB back with a good old fashioned axe.

[Kopite]

I'd like to understand why she thinks that way. There is obviously a reason for her behavior. Perhaps she came from a broken home?

 

Could mental illness be a possible factor?

 

Whatever it is she needs a good seeing too.

[bigredruss]

she should be forced onto the baseball bat in both holes then bashed over her head for good measure. fucking hate her, hope it does get repossed

[Mendoza]

 

I'd blast a fucking hole through the smug faced slag cunt.

[Monkeywool]

Those people who moan about you driving around in your nice big car are forgetting the guy who washes the car now hasn't got a job or who did the maintenance on it

 

She actually employed someone to wash her car, and maintain it for her?

[Skrtel Milk]

Soon

Edited December 15, 2008 by Skrtel Milk
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[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

 

Are you Alan's Norweigan lovechild?

[Skrtel Milk]

[Alan Sex]

[Skrtel Milk]

Are you Alan's Norweigan lovechild?

 

Fuck. I guess my nationality AND name is exposed now. I was trying to blend in without telling my location or origin being afraid that you guys had some restrictions accepting another norwegian.

 

Take good care of me.