Tit Wanks?

[DUFF]

Anyone rate them?

[melons]

nah, they're shite...

[Section_31]

Shite, I'd rather shag the smelly folds of skin on a big unit.

[Tom R]

Meh. Soapy/oily ones are alright.

 

A dry one has little appeal. Plus, you just look a tit thrusting your dong back and forth, like a dog humping your leg.

[Anubis]

I think Mr Ross has hit the nail on the head. Dry - pointless?

 

But soap/oil can be great, especially if you've taken the decision to come over the girl's face - even if she doesn't realise it yet.....

[DUFF]

Got one the other day off a bird with a cracking pair of 34D's! Was nice!

[melons]

I think Mr Ross has hit the nail on the head. Dry - pointless?

 

But soap/oil can be great, especially if you've taken the decision to come over the girl's face - even if she doesn't realise it yet.....

 

classy..... :lol:

[Tom R]

Got one the other day off a bird with a cracking pair of 34D's! Was nice!

 

I don't know, fancy starting a tit wank opinion thread just so you can brag about your recent tit wank escapades.

 

I'm off to start one about chicken tikka sandwiches!

[melons]

Got one the other day off a bird with a cracking pair of 34D's! Was nice!

 

the size of the tits make all the difference....

 

Edit... the bigger they are the smaller your dick looks...

[RedinSweden]

Anything involving whams is ace in my book.

[Guest TK-421]

Merely an option if there are tits of the requisite size, but nothing compared to, e.g, a sucktreat.

[Duncan Clench]

Love em!

[Edward.]

I know it might be a moot point but I've often wondered if the woman gets anything out of it. If not why bother?

[RedKnight]

They're rubbish. Why put it between her tits when her mouth is right there?

[Tom R]

I know it might be a moot point but I've often wondered if the woman gets anything out of it. If not why bother?

 

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they actually believe that we give a shit.

[WaltonRed]

boob rolls are ace! spitty ones even better!

[Edward.]

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they actually believe that we give a shit.

 

 

 

Seems like a fair assessment.

[Spy Bee]

Martin: I think I now know how to make a women orgasm.

Matt: What for?

 

Fucking loved Game On I did.

[melons]

I know it might be a moot point but I've often wondered if the woman gets anything out of it. If not why bother?

 

get fuck all other then sore tits, and not from where the cock against either, but from holding them together to get a tighter sensation.

 

 

 

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they actually believe that we give a shit.

 

what you mean you dont? i thought we did it so men thought they were great and thus it shit shag was over quicker...

 

now if it was a good shag, no need to fake it is there.....

[Section_31]

This is where the party's at.

 

 

[melons]

boob rolls are ace! spitty ones even better!

 

breast feeding leaking boobs are a no go......

[Edward.]

get fuck all other then sore tits, and not from where the cock against either, but from holding them together to get a tighter sensation.

 

 

 

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Thanks, I'll sleep a little easier tonight.

[melons]

 

Thanks, I'll sleep a little easier tonight.

 

 

i am sure you will now that the heavy burden of curiosity has been lifted.

[Edward.]

i am sure you will now that the heavy burden of curiosity has been lifted.

 

 

 

To be fair I was quite concerned.

[RedinSweden]

They're rubbish. Why put it between her tits when her mouth is right there?

 

surely a tit wank involves a suck treat at the same time. I thought that was a given.