Have you ever had a shag that you regretted?

[Captain]

Is the Pope catholic?

[Alan Sex]

Maybe some slight regret immediately after - what have I done???? etc.

 

But now, years on in retrospect - NO REMORSE, NO REGRETS!

[Captain]

When your cock starts itching like fuck the next day, remorse isn't that far away.

[Alan Sex]

When your cock starts itching like fuck the next day, remorse isn't that far away.

 

never had the itches - had to take a pill once to clear up a little something though.

[Faustus]

There's only two I've regretted- one was an experience with the local bike I've already posted on here and the other was a raw shag in the bogs at Cammell Laird's social club with a bird the size of a hippo.

[Vincent Vega]

It's the shags I missed out on that I regret. If I could have my time again I wouldn't decide to go on the ale with the lads again instead.

 

*Kicks self again

[Unrighteous]

The embarrassment thread got me thinking...

 

Have you ever had a shag that you were like, "Oh god... What was I thinking? Never again!"

 

 

You probably have not done enough shagging if the anwer is no, everyone has the beer goggles on once in their life surely? Easy 90% of people would answer yes to this

 

I was hoping for stories... heh.

[Ted]

Who is that in your avatar, Al? She may be worht 'research.'

[Alan Sex]

Who is that in your avatar, Al? She may be worht 'research.'

 

don't know, to be honest - but that's never stopped me before!

[Randy Marsh]

I had the itches once, after slotting some bird without a love-glove. Thought it was fuckin crabs or somethin, then realised id trimmed me pyabs a day before. Gave it a week and it was sound, itching stopped. Great Relief. Didnt fancy taking the python down the clinic.

[dirty_sanchez]

I don't think you should ever regret shagging someone if it's not your mate's bird, your sister etc...

 

You can learn stuff from other people and those you can't learn from, you can teach a few things and see if they punch you.

[reder]

Ha ha. I am guessing she wasn't much of a MILF then?

 

Certainly not. She was extremely talented when it came to oral though. Every cloud has a silver lining I suppose.

[Remmie]

Certainly not. She was extremely talented when it came to oral though. Every cloud has a silver lining I suppose.

Newsreader was she?

[RJ Fan club]

Never had a dose or shagged anything at a time I regret. However I have shagged a few munters and I suppose there is one particular I think, hmmm shouldn't have done that.

 

But fuck it you only live once, jacket up and have fun.

 

Just make sure when you find a good one not to fuck it up by thinking with your cock.

[Section_31]

It's the shags I missed out on that I regret. If I could have my time again I wouldn't decide to go on the ale with the lads again instead.

 

*Kicks self again

 

Same here actually, I've backed out of 'dates' and shags more times than I can remember because I'd rather be with my mates or was too tired to do any rooting.

 

Three times I've had a naked bird I've pulled lying next to me in bed and not shagged them, even said to one once - "look I'm goosed now, so either jump on or step off." Needless to say she turned over.

[Tom R]

Only regretted the one's I didn't.

 

I once had a 45 year old woman when I was 19 and for some reason she stopped halfway through the deed and said, "have you ever had sex with a man? My ex-husband did."

 

She also bled quite heavily. I came close to regretting that one, however 2 days later I managed to back her really hot 17 year old daughter.

 

Close call.

[Tom R]

Same here actually, I've backed out of 'dates' and shags more times than I can remember because I'd rather be with my mates or was too tired to do any rooting.

 

Three times I've had a naked bird I've pulled lying next to me in bed and not shagged them, even said to one once - "look I'm goosed now, so either jump on or step off." Needless to say she turned over.

 

Ah, the old shit or get off the bog close....

 

 

Text book.

[Turkish Delight]

I once took home a mum of 5 who worked for me after a Christmas party a few years ago when I was wasted.

 

She was pure filfth but it was like shagging a bucket. I woke up the next morning and she'd scratched me and bitten me so much it felt like I'd gone 10 rounds with a fucking lion. She also screamed so much she woke up all of my 3 housemates. After having a shower, I'd decided there were definitely going to be no repeats and made my way to work (in some pain) where I thought nobody would know what had gone on the night before. Unfortunately, we'd been seen jumping in a taxi and everybody did. Cue my boss giving me loads for it and warning me that there best hadn't be any repeats.

 

The end result of that was at another works do a month later I stayed sober and ended up turning down the cutest 18 year old fittie you're ever likely to see who was throwing herself at me. She then got upset and everyone started talking about that instead.

 

So ultimately, that one shit shag ended up costing me one I believe would have been far better and caused me loads of hassle.

[Tom R]

Dude, no job on earth is work turning down sex of any kind.

 

Get your fucking priorities sorted, hom head.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Used to go to Ibiza with a load of mates, one of whom had a villa where we all used to crash, anyway, we used to play GUE, but only on nights that we were slumming it and staying out of the "Superclubs"

 

Go Ugly Early, basically the premise of the game was this, as soon as we were out on the lash, whoever pulled first, got them back to apartment, fucked them and then got back out on the lash on the same night, got all thier ale bought for them the next day.

 

Evidence had to be provided of course, but that is a completely different story

[Unrighteous]

Only regretted the one's I didn't.

 

I once had a 45 year old woman when I was 19 and for some reason she stopped halfway through the deed and said, "have you ever had sex with a man? My ex-husband did."

 

She also bled quite heavily. I came close to regretting that one, however 2 days later I managed to back her really hot 17 year old daughter.

 

Close call.

 

You may actually be my hero. The jury is still out...

[Unrighteous]

Used to go to Ibiza with a load of mates, one of whom had a villa where we all used to crash, anyway, we used to play GUE, but only on nights that we were slumming it and staying out of the "Superclubs"

 

Go Ugly Early, basically the premise of the game was this, as soon as we were out on the lash, whoever pulled first, got them back to apartment, fucked them and then got back out on the lash on the same night, got all thier ale bought for them the next day.

 

Evidence had to be provided of course, but that is a completely different story

 

Ah! Pull a pig! Fantastic!

[Turkish Delight]

Dude, no job on earth is work turning down sex of any kind.

 

Get your fucking priorities sorted, hom head.

 

I'm not going to defend myself as I was ashamed of my actions that night.

 

I was naive back then and took my job too seriously as opposed to seeing it as something that gives me money while I go on internet forums.

[NIred1]

Not a shag but I fingered a real mutt when I was about 14. Not my proudest moment.

[hamstrung]

For some reason, my wife frowns on the word "fingered".

 

Personally, I think its ace.