Almost got caught

[RedKnight]

Who cares?

[WrongIslander]

Not surprised he was a bit sweaty he'd have to use his whole arm for the stroke not just a flick of the wrist for something that size.

 

You call that a knife....

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

Igor's length is probably really veiny

[Jim MM]

Was Igor singing "You'll Never Wank Alone"?

[Owen]

In the middle, I think. Came back to the room, Igor pulled up the covers quickly and he was a bit... sweaty.

 

Cool. It is a story I've tried quite hard to forget.

[a stoner]

Got caught out quiet spectaculary once. I was getting a blowy off a girl in my bed with the covers over both of us. I hear the cup of tea go down on the bedside table and gave my mum a minute to get out then we sorted ourselves out. Mum returns a few minutes later with another cuppa expecting to see my girlfriend but it wasn't. Instead of doing her nut at me she just asked the girl her name, left the tea and went back down stairs as if it's an everyday occurance. I love my mum.

[mht1892]

It's not a wanking story but a funny story about being caught... It happened a few years ago and my mate was about 16/17 he walked into his mam and dads bedroom and caught his dad going down on his ma !! He told us and we all pissed ourselves laughing... funny though, obviously not funny for him that would scar me for life.

[Rex Banner]

I am so glad I never got caught by my Mum, I wouldn't be able to look her in the eyes for a while. I can't even remember a close call, I think there were a few times when I had to hide under the covers but that's it. I put a lock on my door when I was about 14 so from then on there was no chance of getting caught.

[Dracco]

Was caught by a mum when I was about 13 years old. She opened the door I didn´t hear her coming and we were starring at each other. I had my cock in my hand and there was no choice to hide it.

 

I managed to say only :" Look mum, I have a blackhead here and it causes me terrible pain"...

 

...she didn´t look, she closed the door....

[Rex Banner]

Was caught by a mum when I was about 13 years old. She opened the door I didn´t hear her coming and we were starring at each other. I had my cock in my hand and there was no choice to hide it.

 

I managed to say only :" Look mum, I have a blackhead here and it causes me terrible pain"...

 

...she didn´t look, she closed the door....

 

Hahahahah funniest excuse ever.

[Remmie]

It was a purer time in the days when The Party Boy used to post here.

[elBooth]

Was caught by a mum when I was about 13 years old. She opened the door I didn´t hear her coming and we were starring at each other. I had my cock in my hand and there was no choice to hide it.

 

I managed to say only :" Look mum, I have a blackhead here and it causes me terrible pain"...

 

...she didn´t look, she closed the door....

 

Mother/Son syncronised masturbation. sickening.

[The Special One]

Mine beats the lot of you. A Brazilian guy who was in my hostel room had only seconds earlier asked to "kiss my penis". After a polite and extremely disturbed refusal he rolled over and knocked one out.

 

did you sleep on your back, or on your front?

 

Is this how the lying down game was created Remmie?

[Tj hooker]

Its not someone i know but someone i heard about he had just done a nightshift wen he had his todger out bashing the bishop out 2 a bluey he had just borrowed from a mate in work tissues at the side as well he must have fell asleep wen his missus got up for work she found him in situ a right royal row ensued according 2 said lad

[Xherdan]

I lived with 3 lads in Dublin for a number of years while I was working/studying. Myself and two of the other lads were on the beer on a Friday night and arrived home late. We were acting the bollocks monty python holy grail style mock horses so burst in the front door and into the sitting room to encounter our fourth house mate lying on the ground, pulling one off, watching porn with a hair brush up his arse.

 

I dont think I ever laughed as much in my life.

 

Needless to say he moved out a couple of days later without speaking to us.

[chrisbonnie]

I lived with 3 lads in Dublin for a number of years while I was working/studying. Myself and two of the other lads were on the beer on a Friday night and arrived home late. We were acting the bollocks monty python holy grail style mock horses so burst in the front door and into the sitting room to encounter our fourth house mate lying on the ground, pulling one off, watching porn with a hair brush up his arse.

 

I dont think I ever laughed as much in my life.

 

Needless to say he moved out a couple of days later without speaking to us.

 

hopefully it was the handle part up his jacksy?

 

id have just asked him, WHY :wow:

[liverpoolsno9]

I got caught by my dad, at least I think I did, he never said anything which made it worse, not knowing. He'd gone into a restaurant to book a table and we were parked outside the coconut grove, clunge everywhere. Decided to crack one off in the car. My dad appeared on my blind side, he couldn't miss it. Cue a silent journey home, not a word was ushered and has never ever been mentioned in the 27 years since.

[Dr.Filth]

I got caught by my dad, at least I think I did, he never said anything which made it worse, not knowing. He'd gone into a restaurant to book a table and we were parked outside the coconut grove, clunge everywhere. Decided to crack one off in the car. My dad appeared on my blind side, he couldn't miss it. Cue a silent journey home, not a word was ushered and has never ever been mentioned in the 27 years since.

 

Leg!

[Rorschach08]

Was in Florida when I was about 14 and the hotel we were staying in had a squash court, decided to have a game by myself one evening.

 

Hired the raquet and ball off the fit American bird in the hotel ship, 3 minutes later I decided squash was boring and having a massive wank leaning against the court door would be a better use of my time.

 

When I went to take the stuff back at the end the woman looked pretty embarrased, it was then I noticed the CCTV cameras showing an empty squash court behind the counter (fully visible to anyone in the shop). Funnily enough I never went back to the shop the entire fortnight I was there.

[Reacher]

Was in Florida when I was about 14 and the hotel we were staying in had a squash court, decided to have a game by myself one evening.

 

Hired the raquet and ball off the fit American bird in the hotel ship, 3 minutes later I decided squash was boring and having a massive wank leaning against the court door would be a better use of my time.

 

When I went to take the stuff back at the end the woman looked pretty embarrased, it was then I noticed the CCTV cameras showing an empty squash court behind the counter (fully visible to anyone in the shop). Funnily enough I never went back to the shop the entire fortnight I was there.

 

That's awesome, proper laugh out loud stuff!

[Medazza]

Was in Florida when I was about 14 and the hotel we were staying in had a squash court, decided to have a game by myself one evening.

 

Hired the raquet and ball off the fit American bird in the hotel ship, 3 minutes later I decided squash was boring and having a massive wank leaning against the court door would be a better use of my time.

 

When I went to take the stuff back at the end the woman looked pretty embarrased, it was then I noticed the CCTV cameras showing an empty squash court behind the counter (fully visible to anyone in the shop). Funnily enough I never went back to the shop the entire fortnight I was there.

 

tears running down my eyes! Funny

[Xherdan]

hopefully it was the handle part up his jacksy?

 

id have just asked him, WHY :wow:

 

 

 

Yeah it was the handle part mate. Thankfully it was his own which went with him a couple of days later.

[Magic Sponge]

Two lads in my class in school wouldn't go anywhere on there own, they done everything together, proper bum chums.

 

You can imagine our suprised then when all of a sudden they fuckin hate eachother.

 

It turned out one of the lads caught his mate in his ma's room massaging his bullhead with the guset of his ma's knickers on his nose.

 

Priceless.

[withnail71]

i remember when i was about 14 i decided to crack a sneaky wank in my room, i didnt want to be disturbed so i decided in my wisdom to pretend i wasnt home by turning my bedroom light off. i dropped my kecks and jeans and started bashing one out, i heard steps outside my door and just about managed to pull my kecks up over my raging hard on.

my mother asked what the hell i was doing to which i replied "trying on these jeans",

"with the light off"? she replied.

"i was saving electricity"

 

 

 

totaly unconvincing.

[The Great Jacko]

My Missus has pretty much caught me on the pc trousers down porn on a few times but I'v slammed the door in her face and nothing has been said.

 

However when I was 14 I could wank 4-5 times a day - who am I kidding, I do that these days if I have time - anyway a lot of those stinky tissues used to go in the kitchen bin for some reason rather than the loo. Anyways one day my Dad says to me "Son for the love of God can you stop putting these tissues in the bin, use the toilet instead". It wasn't our best father son moment.