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Starting to think the same way the longer it drags on. They've had plenty of chances recently to use as an excuse for knocking it on the head. Getting to the point where they suuurely know something we don't.

Have they found the water voles yet?

Can't wait to read the spiel they put in the press release about that. "The textured watermark on the Artic Ice jersey is reflective of the puddle that appears next to the Shankly statue after a typically cool Liverpool spring shower. Contrasting the coolness of the man and the cold of his defeated enemies"

Brown Leather Matters.

You got any Steak McCoys?

Ignoring the fact that he's playing to the gallery to get the more rabib fans onside, he's talking complete and utter bollocks. Spouts that owners should be able to put in as much as they like with no regulation but then goes on to say everyone should have paid to bail out Bury when they were left in the shit by an owner who spent recklessly and then decided he couldn't be bothered any more.

Seen Dave mention the podcast in his weekly roundup and thought I'd give it a listen and then the OP posted this a day or so later so definitely thought i'd give it a go. At the end of it all he couldn't give a straight answer to why he didn't sign a new contract before 2004 (Sabbatical bollocks) and then couldn't give a straight answer to why he didn't just say no to Newcastle (despite saying he knew Real wanted to sign Ramos with the cash). Think i'll stay well away from the Suarez racism debate though.

Great report Dave. It read like you were beaming with pride as you were writing it, which helped as I was beaming with pride reading it.

You're all going to look reeeally silly when the first £350 million cheque lands in number 10's postbox this Friday.

Did someone mention a beige cardy?

Their gaff can turn toxic very quickly. Good start and they'll be getting their dildos out again to throw at a crumbling Trevor Brooking in the directors box.

Load of bollocks that. Don't even know why you'd waste you're time posting it... It should have the number 7 badge on the arm obviously.

I'm in my thirties and this is the first "big" club decision Everton have made in my entire life. Shocking and impressive in equal measure.

Only a small thing but I've enjoyed letting all the blues know that I'm getting off work at "five two" today.