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Random clubs you can't stand


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Middlesbrough are on and they just piss me off. I remember when they were in the Prem and they always had loads of empty seats despite having some top class foreign players back during the early influx, the colour of their kit gets on my tits too, is it fucking orange or what? Plus their owner looked like Steve Coogan which always pissed me off too.

 

Sheffield Wednesday. Who puts a name of the week in their fucking club? "E by gum can't wert to gor and watch t'Wednseday on Saturday with lads darn tootin''".

 

Fuck, right, off.

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20 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Sheffield Wednesday. Who puts a name of the week in their fucking club? "E by gum can't wert to gor and watch t'Wednseday on Saturday with lads darn tootin''".

Their original name was just "The Wednesday". Don't know where the fuck it came from like.

 

It's Sheffield, what else is there to say?

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A lot about Sunderland bothers me. Having 3 different colours prominent on their kit means loads of away teams (including us) end up wearing a horrible mish-mash of an away kit. Their pitch has crop circles in it as well as being a potato patch for most of the winter. Loads of faded (and empty) seats. Some ginger alehouse cunt in midfield who has the game of his life whenever we rock up there, but is like a fire engine going to the wrong fire whenever they play anyone else. The fact they think anyone outside the Tyne-Tees region gives a fuck about the Tyne-Tees derby. Oh, and that bastard beachball.

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Newcastle.

 

Fucking retarded lepers who are fixated with us.

 

Since when have we ever considered Newcastle as rivals? I've only ever considered them as 6 easy points.

 

And "the best fans in the world"???! They boo the fucking corner flags when a breeze gets up.

 

The sooner they fuck off and get relegated and then go bust will be a sweet day for fairness and freedom.

 

Fucking black pudding arse shaggers.

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1 hour ago, Rushies tash said:

Any club that sing that "Ee aye, ee aye, ee aye, oh, up the <insert division> league we go" are proper fucking wrong uns. That and insisting they are "massive everywhere we go".

 

Barmy Army! [clap, clap]

Barmy Army! [clap, clap]

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