Shadow Cabinet Objectifying Thread.

[YorkshireRed]

Party Conference Time. That period in the year when big decisions are made. 

[Bjornebye]

Preet

 

 

 

I really like Angela Rayner but I'd be scared to fall asleep in-case she ate me. 

[Harry's Lad]

It's not the best picture, but there's something about Nandy.

[Anubis]

Reeves looks the best of a bad bunch.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Milliband. Nothing sexual, like, but he looks like he gives good cuddles.

[Harry's Lad]

Stuff of nightmares like, but I reckon Thornberry's filth.

[Pidge]

43 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Milliband. Nothing sexual, like, but he looks like he gives good cuddles.

Promise of a bacon sarnie in the morning as well.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

48 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Milliband. Nothing sexual, like, but he looks like he gives good cuddles.

Was just about write the same. He’d make you feel special. 
 

Thornberry would ram her fist up your arse without asking. Elbow deep. 

 

Starmer probably shags like Will from

the Inbetweeners.

[sir roger]

Phwoooar

 

And such a nice guy too.

 

To quote Billy Connolly

' A face like a city bakers halloween cake '

 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Promise of a bacon sarnie in the morning as well.

No chance! he hates the stuff 

[Captain Willard]

Emily has got a nice soothing voice, Angela sounds like a bus conductor. At my age, a nice voice has become a thing. 

[Chairman Meow]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Milliband. Nothing sexual, like, but he looks like he gives good cuddles.

 

48 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Promise of a bacon sarnie in the morning as well.

 

44 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Was just about write the same. He’d make you feel special. 
 

Thornberry would ram her fist up your arse without asking. Elbow deep. 

 

Starmer probably shags like Will from

the Inbetweeners.

 

I bet he goes at it like a jackhammer.