Becoming a landlord

[VladimirIlyich]

Not that I am advocating it, but the one thing you could do to drop property prices like a stone would be to abolish housing benefit. That would royally fuck landlords.

But only abolish it being paid to buy to let landlords rather than Housing Associations. Housing benefit is the only thing that keeps millions from being homeless.

[TheHowieLama]

Does that clear it up for you ROTOQ?

 

If you need help tearing the place down you know where to turn.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm sorry I started the thread in all honesty. I'd have been better off cutting out the middle man and just walking around the city centre and murdering the homeless.

[A Red]

But only abolish it being paid to buy to let landlords rather than Housing Associations

That would fuck loads too, you tory

[Rico1304]

I'm sorry I started the thread in all honesty. I'd have been better off cutting out the middle man and just walking around the city centre and murdering the homeless.

Meet you at 6 tomorrow, I’ll show you the ropes.

[Pureblood]

I'm sorry I started the thread in all honesty. I'd have been better off cutting out the middle man and just walking around the city centre and murdering the homeless.

 

***SERIOUS POST ALERT***

 

Are you intending to give this chap a fixed rent and fixed term of five years?  Or are you intending to give him six/twelve months at a time?

 

The latter would be more favourable to you (by far) in case your circumstances change, or if he turns out to be Commie tenant scum.  

 

Anyway good luck and God bless all Landlords everywhere this Christmas.  

[TheHowieLama]

I'm sorry I started the thread in all honesty. I'd have been better off cutting out the middle man and just walking around the city centre and murdering the homeless.

 

Agreed - please use a machete to keep gun violence statistics down - thanks.

[stringvest]

I think it's fair to say that most landlords are  looking for profit in any way they can while not giving a fuck about the plight of those living in their properties.  That reality makes it more difficult for the non-cunty ones to get a fair press.  

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

Are you intending to give this chap a fixed rent and fixed term of five years?  Or are you intending to give him six/twelve months at a time?

 

Probably a verbal contract for the 4-5 years with an actual contract of 12 months with the option to extend every year.

 

It probably all moot now as I haven't heard from him since Friday so he may have found somewhere.

 

I'd rather just sell but I can't keep paying for it for months with christmas coming up.

[Dr Nowt]

ROTOQ being Nicholas Van Hoogstraten was an immense plot twist.

[VladimirIlyich]

That would fuck loads too, you tory

Oops! I obviously was in a hurry when I wrote that as I meant abolish it being paid to buy to let landlords and only to Housing Association tenants and council tenants. Don't think its feasible but I do understand SD's point about it.

[G Richards]

Disappointed to be honest. I opened this expecting to read about a nice career change. Quiet, friendly pub, with regulars dropping in for a pint and a chat, game of darts in the corner, fella with his dog, pork scratchings, etc.

[Bjornebye]

Disappointed to be honest. I opened this expecting to read about a nice career change. Quiet, friendly pub, with regulars dropping in for a pint and a chat, game of darts in the corner, fella with his dog, pork scratchings, etc.

 

 

You got one right 

[Rico1304]

Interesting take in this thread by Ben Goldacre.

 

https://twitter.com/bengoldacre/status/980717209503838208?s=21

[Captain Turdseye]

Probably a verbal contract for the 4-5 years with an actual contract of 12 months with the option to extend every year.

 

It probably all moot now as I haven't heard from him since Friday so he may have found somewhere.

 

I'd rather just sell but I can't keep paying for it for months with christmas coming up.

How you getting on with this then, mate?

[Oh Buoy]

ROTOQ is just as bad as a tory. 

[VladimirIlyich]

ROTOQ is just as bad as a tory.

Rachman mark 2.