Parsons Green Tube Explosion

[Strontium]

Don't need them to nick a lorry, either.

 

No, you just need them to hire a lorry.

[Sputnik1]

Terror threat level raised to critical.

 

 

Thank fuck it seems to have not gone off properly, no deaths. Small mercies and all that.

[Jairzinho]

Have all 1.5 billion Muslims condemned it yet?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Terror threat level raised to critical.

 

 

 

Theresa playing politics again.

[Rico1304]

Theresa playing politics again.

Yes, after a bomb at a concert, two attacks with vans, a mosque attack and who knows how many foiled attacks the best thing to do is...

[skend04]

Yes, after a bomb at a concert, two attacks with vans, a mosque attack and who knows how many foiled attacks the best thing to do is...

I got this.

 

Ready?

 

 

Sell more weapons and bombs!

 

Am I right?

[Rico1304]

I got this.

Ready?

Sell more weapons and bombs!

Am I right?

Yes, raising the threat level in the U.K. is undoubtedly to sell more weapons overseas.

 

Now, back in the real world if the bombers chemistry had been a little better and we'd been faced with say 50 dead and at least one bomber on the loose would you have objected?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Yes, after a bomb at a concert, two attacks with vans, a mosque attack and who knows how many foiled attacks the best thing to do is...

Ignore calls for increased police funding and instead increase the threat level on a rather pointless, arbitrary measuring scale which has no real effect on preventing attacks, but can give out signals that the PM is in control of the situation?

 

What's my prize?

[Rico1304]

Ignore calls for increased police funding and instead increase the threat level on a rather pointless, arbitrary measuring scale which has no real effect on preventing attacks, but can give out signals that the PM is in control of the situation?

What's my prize?

To flip into one of you other accounts and shout at me?

 

Although isn't it MI5 and counter terrorism that recommended the raise?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

To flip into one of you other accounts and shout at me?

 

Although isn't it MI5 and counter terrorism that recommended the raise?

Are you STILL beating this "other account" drum, you senile arl quim?

[Sputnik1]

The PM doesn’t set the terror level, JTAC (MI5) do. She’s milking this which is just a politicians nature. She’ll disappear for a while once people start pointing the finger at her time as Home Secretary and the depletion of our police force.

[Chip Butty]

Yes, after a bomb at a concert, two attacks with vans, a mosque attack and who knows how many foiled attacks the best thing to do is...

 

join the RMT and stop all trains becoming sleds of doom

[Rico1304]

Are you STILL beating this "other account" drum, you senile arl quim?

Yes, I remember you slipping up. Snipe nosed cunt.

 

Anyway, a guardian article suggests it means we can have military presence on the streets.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Yes, I remember you slipping up. Snipe nosed cunt.

 

Anyway, a guardian article suggests it means we can have military presence on the streets.

No you don't as I've only got one account you crazy racist!

[Rico1304]

No you don't as I've only got one account you crazy racist!

Are, here we go again. You shouting that means nothing, apart from one of your other accounts logging on.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Are, here we go again. You shouting that means nothing, apart from one of your other accounts logging on.

Shush now, Enoch.

[Juniper]

You're so tedious, Rico.

[littletedwest]

London tube bomb so shit not even ISIS willing to claim responsibility

 

 September 15, 2017

 

 Written by Davywavy

 

The bomb on the London Underground today was so shit that not even ISIS have claimed to be behind it.

 

ISIS, who are so miserably desperate they’ll claim to be responsible for tailbacks on the A14, your milk going off and Russ Abbott’s Madhouse back in the 1980s, have decided that this risible attempt is beneath even them – and that’s saying something.

 

“In the name of Allah, the just, the merciful, this was nothing to do with us squire,” said ISIS spokesman Shimonu Al-Qwilliams from behind a cratered wall somewhere in the last corner of Raqqa that they still control.

 

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“You remember that time you trod in dog poo and then walked on your new carpet before you noticed? That was us. And when you got so pissed you ate a dodgy kebab and had really bad squitters in the morning? That was us too.

 

“But this pathetic effort? It’s too crap even for us.

 

“By the beard of the prophet you infidels have been warned – when we strike, the delays on the District Line will be more than the usual twenty minutes!”

 

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[Rico1304]

You're so tedious, Rico.

Oh no, now I'll change.

[Juniper]

Oh no, now I'll change.

Again, tedious

[Captain Turdseye]

Reported image of the "device"

 

That looks like one of the more expensive 10p carrier bags. These fuckers are obviously sparing no expense. Scary shit.

[Rico1304]

Again, tedious

Ha ha ha. You're telling me I'm tedious. Twice.

[Mook]

Oh no, now I'll change.

 

[Juniper]

Ha ha ha. You're telling me I'm tedious. Twice.

Yeah?

 

Thought I was done with responding to childish shit in school to be honest. Who would have known....

[Strontium]

Thought I was done with responding to childish shit in school to be honest.

I thought that too, then some sod invented the internet.