January 2018 Transfer Thread

[Numero Veinticinco]

I would like to buy a consonant Chuck.

I’ll take ‘Vowel-y Pirates’ for 100 please, Alex.

 

What is a quince.

 

Vowel.

 

Vowel.

 

Another.

 

And another.

 

Another Vowel.

 

And a final consonant.

[The Woolster]

Yes, for the record, as in the post below, which I made the day he signed.

 

 

The post you quoted was in context of the fact that we were going to be paying 40m, which I thought was absolutely mental. Guess who agreed with me?...

 

So you being on record for saying how great a signing you think he is turns out to be you saying you think he will surprise people.

 

And you calling him Oxaids is in relation to his price...? ah yes, its obvious now you've pointed it out

 

And everything the 'hysterical fannies' were worried about turned out to be true, and there you were, complaining about being called a hysterical fanny, and being a hysterical fanny because you were worried about us not signing anyone a few weeks before the end of the transfer window, and then we signed someone, so I guess it wasn't true.

 

And here you are, complaining about being called a hysterical fanny, and being worried about us not signing anyone, and well, being a hysterical fanny.

[3 Stacks]

 

We need this guy

 

Yes, we do. 

[Harry Squatter]

Any relation to Aouar Aouar who used to play for Portsmouth?

[Pidge]

As a westcountry lad I'm fully in favour of this signing. About time we had a Wurzels song.

[Unrighteous]

Butland is shite.  Swerve please.

[Anubis]

Chelsea supposedly close to signing Dzeko and Palmieri.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Chelsea supposedly close to signing Dzeko and Palmieri.

 

Great signing.

[Lee909]

Whats the chances this Colombian kid cant get a work permit. I mean we are not the mancs

[the chimp]

Whats the chances this Colombian kid cant get a work permit. I mean we are not the mancs

 

Anderson Arroyo was on trial at Mallorca in December and the club are interested in retaining his services. Liverpool have reportedly purchased 100% of his playing rights and will look to loan him to Mallorca while he works towards UK work permit eligibility.

 

Source here: https://twitter.com/SimonEdwardsSAF

[The Acolyte]

Liverpool pay the following players to contribute next to nothing

 

Daniel Sturridge - £6.25m

Jon Flanagan - £1.82m

Lazar Markovic - £1.82m

Danny Ings - £3.12m

Adam Bogdan - £0.8m

 

That's £13.81m per year to contribute the square route of fuck all.

Can see 4 of that 5 leaving us this summer

[razor]

As a westcountry lad I'm fully in favour of this signing. About time we had a Wurzels song.

 

I've got a brand new combine harvester....

[Vincent Vega]

https://youtu.be/tqS_AXVKDXU

We need this guy

He looks perfect for us, some great pressing in that highlights clip, and fantastic passing and vision. He’s overdosed on vowels though.

[Strontium]

More like I've got a brand new Codecasa superyacht.

[Chairman Meow]

Anderson Arroyo was on trial at Mallorca in December and the club are interested in retaining his services. Liverpool have reportedly purchased 100% of his playing rights and will look to loan him to Mallorca while he works towards UK work permit eligibility.

 

Source here: https://twitter.com/SimonEdwardsSAF

 

South Americans can get a Spanish passport once they've been there for two years I think. So we should have him sorted just in time for us to leave the EU. 

[Anubis]

I don't believe for a second that we bid for Butland or that Lambert said no to £40m. I'm calling bollocks.

[Lee909]

I fucking hope not

I like him pre injury but that figures nuts.

 

The rumour was Gerrard and the English coaches were oushing for Butland and the analytics teams Alisson. Said before thats why i dont like the idea of Gerrard as manager,has a massive love in for British players

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why would Gerrard get a say in the goalkeeper.

[Lee909]

Why would Gerrard get a say in the goalkeeper.

Only repeating what i read. Assuming in meetings and targets being discussed he has just added his opinion to the hat. Always assumed that he was involved more than just youth level,the idea was him learning the ropes.

 

Loved both him and Carra as players they just always had a thing for the English lads that joined and the likes of Murphy etc

[Mascherano]

So you being on record for saying how great a signing you think he is turns out to be you saying you think he will surprise people.

 

And you calling him Oxaids is in relation to his price...? ah yes, its obvious now you've pointed it out

 

And everything the 'hysterical fannies' were worried about turned out to be true, and there you were, complaining about being called a hysterical fanny, and being a hysterical fanny because you were worried about us not signing anyone a few weeks before the end of the transfer window, and then we signed someone, so I guess it wasn't true.

 

And here you are, complaining about being called a hysterical fanny, and being worried about us not signing anyone, and well, being a hysterical fanny.

I've never seen two people more in love squabble on the internet.

You must have both cherished those posts in the OX thread. In olden times, they would have been kept in your personal correspondence boxes in your bedrooms.

Maybe you should meet up?

[Numero Veinticinco]

I genuinely think that if Stevie ever gets a crack at managing Liverpool, his purchases will be what hold him back. Based off of nothing but rumours and chatter on the internet, of course.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Only repeating what i read. Assuming in meetings and targets being discussed he has just added his opinion to the hat. Always assumed that he was involved more than just youth level,the idea was him learning the ropes.

Loved both him and Carra as players they just always had a thing for the English lads that joined and the likes of Murphy etc

I think a lot of it is over blown, he names the best players he played alongside there almost all foreign I don't think he's stupid. A lot of it just feels like a way to attack Gerrard because he didn't deep throat Rafa quite enough for RAWKs liking. I'm not on about you by the way just the way rumour becomes a stick to bash someone with and with Gerrard whenever he's give an opinion people say what does he know he wanted curbishly if you gave him a choice between Suarez or crouch he'd choose crouch because God save the queen.

[Lee909]

I don't doubt that and could be totally wrong. Just comments by the pair would have me concerned if they were calling the shots

[Thoth]

We won’t be signing Allison.. I mean what have the Romans done for us?

[Elite]

Sold us Salah for starters...