Profound sounding bollocks

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Don't fuck 'out you can't fight

 

       - Someone off heres granda

 

 

 

EDIT: Actually probably doesn't belong in this thread as its good advice

[Hades]

Just googled some of his quotes.  Fuck me, I need to go on a killing spree RIGHT NOW!

 

 

There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle.

 

In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.

 

Life gives you plenty of time to do whatever you want to do if you stay in the present moment.

 

Before a brain can register a thought, a mind must think it... every step of the way is mind over matter... We override our brains all the time.

 

The physical world, including our bodies, is a response of the observer. We create our bodies as we create the experience of our world.

 

 

 

etc.

 

Eh? It's overblown, but basically describing mindfulness. 

[Stu Monty]

Chopra and his endless fucking guff.

[Mook]

I've got a lovely pair of profound sounding bollocks.

[Ginny]

If you can live through February, you can live another year.

 

Hardly profound but some guy on the building site were I used to work said it

[Dr Nowt]

If you have some hope, you don't need quite as much water as you would need if you didn't have that much hope.

 

* Snaps teeth together a few times *

[KMD7]

'For ever mile of road there are 2 miles of ditches' - a Policeman lecturing me and my friends about drink driving years ago

[Bob]

If you can live through February, you can live another year.

 

Hardly profound but some guy on the building site were I used to work said it

I reckon there are as many raised verges / embankments as the are ditches, so on average it evens out.

[VladimirIlyich]

"We need all the Rainmakers on board if we to turn this ship around"

 

Heard that last year . I laughed very loudly at the time and ask the guy to repeat it so we could all take it in. He refused and now doesn't like me very much.

John Grisham will be suing people left,right and centre if they show up.

Either him or the local Native American tribe!

[Arl arse]

If you can live through February, you can live another year.

Hardly profound but some guy on the building site were I used to work said it

Hope the cunt got ran over by a bus.

 

 

In June.

[Jonny83]

You only do two days in prison. The day you go in, and the day you get bummed to death in the showers.

[Boss]

You'd be foolish to think the past was just us in funny clothes.

[General Dryness]

If you can learn to balance a tack hammer on your head, then you can learn to head off your foes with a balanced attack.

[stringvest]

wake up or get off the pot

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

We are all lying in the gutter. But some of us are fingerbanging your missus.

[magicrat]

wake up or get off the pot

Smell the coffee or take a shit

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's better the bird in the hand you know.

[lifetime fan]

You can't kid a kidder.

[SammyAftershave]

I went to a furniture shop in Blackpool

Monsters got out of the tank

'alf a sheet.

[Hooch]

"Anyone fancy a brew?" - Prometheus 10B.C.

[Chip Butty]

The butty of the today is the toast of tomorrow

[magicrat]

The butty of the today is the toast of tomorrow

Are you trying to tell us something mate?

[Carvalho Diablo]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This.

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/109193-the-positively-atheist-thread/

 

(Including my own contributions.)

[Dr Nowt]

Never eat through hunger.