knobHead neighbour's

[Dr Nowt]

Aye, he's sure cracked the art of puns.  Even a punster really worth his salt would have a hard time taking on Dryness.  Just sprays them around all over the place; he's got pots of them.

[General Dryness]

I'm fucking mustard, fellas. Any opposition gets kicked to the herb, coz I just ain't got the thyme.

[Dr Nowt]

Sage-like wisdom.  I'm going for a pint anyway, you cumin or not?

[General Dryness]

I would never parsley up the chance, I'm the oregano party animal.

[Dr Nowt]

Mint. 

[Champ]

Witnessing domestic violence is classed as child abuse in its own right. Phone social care yourself. You want the Central Advice and Duty Team.

If its happening at the time you need to call the Police first so that they can go out and witness whats going on first-hand and take any immediate action if required. Chances are they will knock on neighbours' doors to ask what they/you know/have heard. Assuming things work the same as hear, if the Police attend they will be obliged to notify social services because there are children in the household and as Paul says professional are increasingly aware of the psychological impact of domestic abuse, of whatever kind, can have on children's lng term development and wellbeing

[Champ]

Fuck me, a Saturday night social worker, and I thought I'd had some shit jobs.

Thats my job you're talking about. We think the Police have a far worse job

[Captain Turdseye]

by the way I'm only 5'9 and 14 stone like.

 

You fat bastard.

[General Dryness]

You fat bastard.

 

 

You're only saying that because you're 6'4" and 5 stone.

 

When you wear boots you look like Robert Wadlows golf club.

[Anubis]

Just go round tooled up. At least a .45 for stopping power. Makes the point. Maybe shoot the dog so they know you mean business. 

 

Remember - you can get further with kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

[Captain Turdseye]

Let the tyres down on his car and start putting your rubbish in his wheelie bin.

[Paul]

If its happening at the time you need to call the Police first so that they can go out and witness whats going on first-hand and take any immediate action if required. Chances are they will knock on neighbours' doors to ask what they/you know/have heard. Assuming things work the same as hear, if the Police attend they will be obliged to notify social services because there are children in the household and as Paul says professional are increasingly aware of the psychological impact of domestic abuse, of whatever kind, can have on children's lng term development and wellbeing

Yes, sorry - I meant in relation to him knowing there'd been previous instances rather than the shouting from this time.

[Bjornebye]

You're only saying that because you're 6'4" and 5 stone.

 

When you wear boots you look like Robert Wadlows golf club.

CT is about 5,9 and 8 stone. Ive seen more meat in morriseys bathroom. He is a game lad though. He couldn't even stand yet still offered out some meathead black lad on the tube for talking too loud. He was lucky he has me and pidge with him.

 

As for the neighbours - its hard to hear, i grew up with parents who hated each other and saw a lot of domestic violence. Scarred me big time. I lose the plot when i see men being shitty to women. Best thing to do is take Tony Maneros advice.

[stringvest]

 Best thing to do is take Tony Maneros advice.

 

You are insane.  

[Captain Turdseye]

CT is about 5,9 and 8 stone. Ive seen more meat in morriseys bathroom. He is a game lad though. He couldn't even stand yet still offered out some meathead black lad on the tube for talking too loud. He was lucky he has me and pidge with him.

5'11 and 11 and a half stone of pure, prime, white male.

 

Russ.

[Liverpool lad]

These things normally work themselves out, like the Jordache family on Brookside and yes that is the right spelling because I Googled it.

 

In the meantime, turn the tele up a touch to drown out the noise and have a nice hot milk. 

[Bjornebye]

In other words 'mind your own fucking business'

[Harry Squatter]

My knobhead bin stealing neighbours have split up. Fella was a proper bell end who thought he was ace because he's got a marketing job and drives a 350 quid a month Merc whilst being on about 1300 a month. Bird is a pure miserable twat who loves herself despite having no tits and a massive arse. He came round on the bounce last year when my mrs reported them to the council for playing their music too loud at 3am. We told him to fuck off the little short arsed cunt.

 

Saw him moving out all his gear last week after they'd had a massive row. No doubt she will have someone else in the go soon.

[Harry Squatter]

5'11 and 11 and a half stone of pure, prime, white male.

Russ.

Every ounce of your fibre, Every ounce of your warrior BEING!!!

[Rico1304]

I've just spoken to some of our old neighbours, the street we used to live on has been ruined by a scum bag. A few of the things he's done;

 

- a week after his kids primary school had AstroTurf laid he nicked some for his back yard

- threatened to stab a 70 yr old man at a school fete because hed objected to him pushing in the burger queue

- threatened my mates wife during the same row

- tried to jump in my mates car the next morning as he was taking their little girl to school, then chased him in his car

- stole his neighbours chiminea (found when his fence blew over)

- burgled 4 or 5 other neighbours

- started operating as a Fagin for all local scrotes

- started dealing

- had a rival dealer try to burn his house down

[RJ Fan club]

I know how your old neighbours must feel Rico. Only last week some scroat left a tire mark in the mud on the verge outside our next door neighbours.

 

It's hell out there

[Rico1304]

I know how your old neighbours must feel Rico. Only last week some scroat left a tire mark in the mud on the verge outside our next door neighbours. It's hell out there

Well, in our new Middle class wannabe enclave a neighbour has planted daffs in all the verges to prevent such unacceptable parking. It just would t happen in The Coppice.

[Chairman Meow]

 

Well, in our new Middle class wannabe enclave a neighbour has planted daffs in all the verges to prevent such unacceptable parking. It just would t happen in The Coppice.

 

That sounds a little different to where I live. On the way home from the farm last night I saw a bloke covered in blood from being stabbed. Said bloke was having a fight with an ambulance driver by the time I arrived.

[RJ Fan club]

Well, in our new Middle class wannabe enclave a neighbour has planted daffs in all the verges to prevent such unacceptable parking. It just would t happen in The Coppice.

No way would taffodills stop me fouling a verge. No way Pedro

[Rico1304]

No way would taffodills stop me fouling a verge. No way Pedro

What, and risk being tutted at by a curtain twitcher? You are cold, ice cold.