Name Your Favourite Dictator

[A_S]

Napoleon the Pig? Massive cunt. I'm still upset about poor Boxer. 

[Stouffer]

Not that he ever made it to the top but Uday Hussein would've been a real contender.

[ZonkoVille77]

Kim Jong Il for me, purely for his love of brandy and the fact that he was an ace golfer

 

http://www.cybergolf.com/golf_news/alltime_golf_scoring_record_goes_with_death_of_kim_jong_il

Fuckin Ahem

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Ayatollah Khomeini criminally overlooked in the voting.

[Dr Nowt]

Fuckin Ahem

 

Apologies Zonko, I did see you'd gone for Kim Jong but presumed I added details that weren't in your original link.

 

Nevertheless, for not providing a nod to your original entry I will go and jump into the empty pool filled with human bodies and await you when you've finished painting an improvement on The Mona Lisa with your toes and a bit of charcoal.

[ZonkoVille77]

No bother Liz. But I'm confused on the 'empty' pool that's 'filled' ??

 

I'm just going to do a Mona Lisa in a basset's liquorice allsorts style instead, with a shredded wheat. Nipple clamp.

[Harry Squatter]

President Mobutu of Zaire. Small weird looking fucker who wore a leopard skin hat, two Ronnies glasses and used a walking stick even though he had no problem walking.

 

When the Rumble in the Jungle was held in Kinshasa he rounded up 100 well known criminals and executed them in the stadium where the fight was due to be held. Basically as a warning so no one would fuck up the experience of the fight as he put up 10 million dollars to host it.

 

Banned western names and made everyone revert to African names. Then changed his name to Mobutu he of great strength who shits lightning at knobheads - or something like that.

[Ginny]

I picked Pol Pot - always been obsessed with the Khmer Rouge for some reason.

[Unrighteous]

KimJong Un. The guy is fucking historical straight out of an Austin Powers movie. The fact that he is such a comical figure makes he seem proper crazy!

Seriously! Hes like a sitcom dictator.

[Dr Nowt]

No bother Liz. But I'm confused on the 'empty' pool that's 'filled' ??

 

I'm just going to do a Mona Lisa in a basset's liquorice allsorts style instead, with a shredded wheat. Nipple clamp.

 

Something my brother heard once in Japan, how Jong-il had a drained swimming pool and either wanted to or had filled it up with naked birds and crawled around in them.  In retrospect it was a bit cryptic, I was just hoping someone else had heard it too.

 

It's the sort of thing I want him to have done, like buying a team in a certain sport and making players and managers do ridiculous things on pain of death.

 

*ll*rdyc* having to juggle a ball on his nose while clapping like a seal and M**rinh* being fired from a cannon for example.

[Fugitive]

[stringvest]

Crikey! Get a few chips off the old cock there

[Dr Nowt]

How is Omar, anyway?

[VladimirIlyich]

President Mobutu of Zaire. Small weird looking fucker who wore a leopard skin hat, two Ronnies glasses and used a walking stick even though he had no problem walking.

 

When the Rumble in the Jungle was held in Kinshasa he rounded up 100 well known criminals and executed them in the stadium where the fight was due to be held. Basically as a warning so no one would fuck up the experience of the fight as he put up 10 million dollars to host it.

 

Banned western names and made everyone revert to African names. Then changed his name to Mobutu he of great strength who shits lightning at knobheads - or something like that.

'Dont you lot bungle, the Rumble in the Jungle.'

 

Fuckin' Zaire is now one of those countries where they drink Umbongo,but Im not sure which one it actually is!

[RJ Fan club]

'Dont you lot bungle, the Rumble in the Jungle.'

 

Fuckin' Zaire is now one of those countries where they drink Umbongo,but Im not sure which one it actually is!

It's now The Congo. Which fits nice.

 

That's the 'Democratic' republic of Congo or as my mates missus asked during the African Cup of Nations about 6 years back, who is Doctor Congo?

 

It's Not Congo, thats another country. It's DR Congo. Probably Um Bongo royalties are shared, especially as Africa has a good non corruption history on such matters.

 

Which is nice.

[VladimirIlyich]

It's now The Congo. Which fits nice. That's the 'Democratic' republic of Congo or as my mates missus asked during the African Cup of Nations about 6 years back, who is Doctor Congo? It's Not Congo, thats another country. It's DR Congo. Probably Um Bongo royalties are shared, especially as Africa has a good non corruption history on such matters. Which is nice.

Hell of a game between the two today,FYI (no thats not another part split from the other two again.)

[General Dryness]

Not that he ever made it to the top but Uday Hussein would've been a real contender.

It was over almost before it began. Cut down in his callow youth. Goodnight sweet prince etc.

[VladimirIlyich]

Am I allowed to vote for myself?

[RJ Fan club]

Am I allowed to vote for myself?

Depends, only if it doesn't affect the outcome.

[VladimirIlyich]

Depends, only if it doesn't affect the outcome.

I'm a Dictator so I dont really need to ask.