Middle Class Generalisation Thread

[stringvest]

You know the rules.

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

A schoolboy error on my part.  I have thought about  asking him whether he has any pictures of her in that gear, but I am aware that that might sound a bit creepy.   

[stringvest]

Stringy is correct. The true middle classes are not on housing developments or indeed to be found wasting cash on shite like an M3. That's for lower class scum. They have a mortgage paid off on a nice pad in a village or not in a position of stress with a 5% rise in rates and will be driving a bullet proof 10yo suburb legacy. Spend once and spend well. Prudence is a watchword

 

You know it.  They certainly wouldn't spend their money on flash cars, cruises, or nice patio furniture.   

[RJ Fan club]

They congregate in and villages around nice county and market towns like Lewes, Chichester, Reigate, Guildford and Epsom.

 

Ridiculous kids names I have encountered are: Ruben, Jago and Raef.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

A schoolboy error on my part. I have thought about asking him whether he has any pictures of her in that gear, but I am aware that that might sound a bit creepy.

Maybe best going straight to the source or hosting a 'Oktoberfest' type theme night at your gaff and getting them heavily involved in the setting up.

[stringvest]

Maybe best going straight to the source or hosting a 'Oktoberfest' type theme night at your gaff and getting them heavily involved in the setting up.

 

I have thought about it.  

 

Often.

[Tony Moanero]

Nowt worse than new money. Nouveau riche cunts.

[Dr Nowt]

I have thought about it.

 

Often.

Imagine how comfortable she'd be getting naked in a sauna.

 

When I say imagine it, I just mean do so again.

[stringvest]

Imagine how comfortable she'd be getting naked in a sauna.

 

When I say imagine it, I just mean do so again.

 

She is sexy as fuck.  And I like the way her accent gets stronger when she gets annoyed.  

[Dr Nowt]

She is sexy as fuck. And I like the way her accent gets stronger when she gets annoyed.

Was out with Adie on Friday and his Cuban missus was with him. Some guys get all the luck.

[stringvest]

Was out with Adie on Friday and his Cuban missus was with him. Some guys get all the luck.

 

You've not done too bad yourself.  Tell her I said hi  ;)

[Dr Nowt]

You've not done too bad yourself. Tell her I said hi ;)

Ha! Will do mate.

[Liverpool lad]

They will have a garage but the car doesn't actually fit in there because their new build is shit and a bedroom you can't actually get a bed into

[lifetime fan]

Kids dressed in GAP.

[Pidge]

The old school middle class couldn't give a fuck.  They've got their houses. Done and paid for.  They don't need to impress anyone with cars acquired on the never never.  The aspirational middle class, which most of this thread refers to, will all be up in arms and very possibly out on their arse once the mortgage rates go up.  

 

No need to gloat.

[Dr Nowt]

Tell you about world cinema or places you've been to which they haven't as though explaining Father Christmas to a child.

* Definitely not related to a current place of friendship *

[Pidge]

Just call Polanski the polish saville and watch them try to reconcile their quasi-liberal ethics with the fact they quite liked rosemary's baby.

[stringvest]

No need to gloat.

 

I'm always skint. 

[Champ]

Kids dressed in GAP.

Keep up, lifey. No self-respecting middle class parent would dress their kids in Gap. Its all Boden and Converse, mate

[Rico1304]

Nowt worse than new money. Nouveau riche cunts.

I worked with a bloke who was very middle class, he didn't really need to work, collected wine and had a beautiful Eastern European wife. I was at his offices and a bloke came into the car park in a new Porsche, he looked at it and said "new money" the way he said it made those two words the biggest insult I've ever heard.

[Champ]

I worked with a bloke who was very middle class, he didn't really need to work, collected wine and had a beautiful Eastern European wife. I was at his offices and a bloke came into the car park in a new Porsche, he looked at it and said "new money" the way he said it made those two words the biggest insult I've ever heard.

I always remember reading a thing about Michael Hestletine in which he described the middle class as people who have to buy their own furniture

[Tony Moanero]

Keep up, lifey. No self-respecting middle class parent would dress their kids in Gap. Its all Boden and Converse, mate

Genuinely never heard of Boden. What is it?

[Champ]

Genuinely never heard of Boden. What is it?

Posh mail order clothing.

 

Pretty much what I'm wearing, as it happens!

[lifetime fan]

Genuinely never heard of Boden. What is it?

They make kitchens.

[Rico1304]

I always remember reading a thing about Michael Hestletine in which he described the middle class as people who have to buy their own furniture

Fish knives are another give away. I watched a TV programme once that revealed when the commoners started getting rich during the industrial revolution they wanted silver cutlery but the aristocrats wouldn't sell theirs. They had to get new ones made and the silver smiths saw an opportunity to rip them off and invented new knives.

[Pidge]

Genuinely never heard of Boden. What is it?

 

An Australian chav.