Becoming a dad for the first time

[Champ]

9 months on Sunday mine is. Don't know where the time has gone. She's just had her first curry and loved it. She's definitely a dangerously

 

I dont know why but for some reason I thought you had posted to announce the imminent arrival of number 2

[lifetime fan]

Fuck off you lot.

 

I want one.

[Champ]

Fuck off you lot.

 

I want one.

 

Have you started looking daggers at pregnant women and people with tiny babies yet?

[lifetime fan]

Not quite, but I reckon my clock is ticking far louder than hers.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I dont know why but for some reason I thought you had posted to announce the imminent arrival of number 2

Not quite ready for number 2 yet champ! One is quite the handful

[Hand Shandy]

Wait until the little fecker starts moving!

[Champ]

Wait until the little fecker starts moving!

 

We now have trouble getting ours to move at all

[Hand Shandy]

It's a fine balancing act... At the moment, I wish mine would sit still for five minutes!

[General Dryness]

I bet you can't wait until she brings a fella home :o

Especially if she turns out like a friend of ours 19 year old daughter who recently brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

 

And introduced him as "Horsecock".

[RJ Fan club]

I went on the piss as a babyheadwetting exercise last night. I thought 7 weeks was enough of a wait.

 

Fucking hell this is going to be difficult today.

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Wait until the little fecker starts moving!

On it.

 

I'm sick of saying "No" and "You'll get fried to fuck kid"

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I went on the piss as a babyheadwetting exercise last night. I thought 7 weeks was enough of a wait.

 

Fucking hell this is going to be difficult today.

Having the little fella has inserted a drinking shut off switch in to my brain.

 

Every time I have a beer or two I get to the point where as I am deciding what beverage to have my brain throws a picture of dealing with the little fella the next day. At that point a lemonade is ordered.

 

Or a straihjt JD

[Hand Shandy]

Especially if she turns out like a friend of ours 19 year old daughter who recently brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

 

And introduced him as "Horsecock".

It wasn't Spibs was it?

[redheart]

My son was 8 weeks old last Thursday.

 

He is an absolute joy

[Rico1304]

My son was 8 weeks old last Thursday.

 

He is an absolute joy

Happy for you mate.

 

In case you've not read the rest of the thread get the little fella in his own room asap. It's the best bit of advice I was given.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I went on the piss as a babyheadwetting exercise last night. I thought 7 weeks was enough of a wait.

 

Fucking hell this is going to be difficult today.

Haha yeah I learnt pretty quickly that it's not worth the hangover.

[melons]

We now have trouble getting ours to move at all

 

 

This, its the Easter break from school and the 12 year old is currently only seen down stairs at meal times, and I'm sure thats because food isn't allowed in their bedrooms. 

[Champ]

Having the little fella has inserted a drinking shut off switch in to my brain.

Every time I have a beer or two I get to the point where as I am deciding what beverage to have my brain throws a picture of dealing with the little fella the next day. At that point a lemonade is ordered.

Or a straihjt JD

Not just me, then?

 

I remember having had a night out and had had a bit more than was good for me when his nibs was about 15 months old. At that point he was waking for the day sometime after 5 am and I just remember lying on the sofa doing just as much as I had to keep him content. It was the longest day ever til his bedtime and after that something just clicked inside me and I never drank that much again...to this day really, which all sounds a bit lame but there it is

[Rico1304]

We went out last night, Izzy at grandparents. Got pissed on hardly any booze and today has been a write-off. The missus is never drinking again and ice had to get pissed to get rid of the hangover.

[RJ Fan club]

Haha yeah I learnt pretty quickly that it's not worth the hangover.

In the end it wasn't as grim as I feared. Luckily cos Paddy is a chilled little wonder and cos I manned up and the hangover didn't go full blown.

 

I'm not getting cocky though. That's my last for a little while

[Furmedge]

We have two kids under three. If we ever get the chance to go out, we're home by around 11pm because we know at some point the next morning the two of them will be back home from their grandparents and destined to test our patience to the limits. The 11 month old is crawling and will bypass her toys to pull wires instead and the three year old is a cocky fucker.

[Charlsey_95]

Congrats mate.

 

My older brother had a baby about 4 months ago. Hes now literally the world's most grumpy fucking sod. Give your mates and family a heads up.

[RJ Fan club]

Full kit wanker

 

9 weeks today

[Scott_M]

^^^

After today, he's probably thinking what he's done wrong to have to suffer such shite.

 

Anyway, mines due 1st July. My wife is massive, I think it'll come in June. My wife's tits are E/F cups normally & the bump is comfortably passing them now, in fact, it stick miles further out. She can't possibly get any bigger, Andrea (my wife) will explode.

 

And no, there won't be any pictures over Andrea's boobs.

[littletedwest]

spoilsport, especially after the day we've had