Becoming a dad for the first time

[A Red]

[Oh Buoy]

Thought I'd mastered the seat to cot transition seamlessly but the little crying machine has sussed it and waits for the final hand to slowly move away to belt out her lungs. 

 

Fucksake.

[dockers_strike]

On 29/01/2022 at 22:38, A Red said:

Classic scene in Uncle Buck!

[Karl_b]

We're nearly 5 months in and have hit teething. Oh madone.

[Harry's Lad]

14 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

We're nearly 5 months in and have hit teething. Oh madone.

We used to use Anbesol for teething, bloody good stuff though there's probably better these days.

It's awful to see, you'd do it for them if you could.

[Paulie Dangerously]

7 hours ago, Karl_b said:

We're nearly 5 months in and have hit teething. Oh madone.

Ashton and Parsons teething powder is the one mate. Get more powder than Scarface and hope they don't develop, "teething shits." Acrid, lose, nightmare. 

[Mudface]

8 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

We used to use Anbesol for teething, bloody good stuff though there's probably better these days.

It's awful to see, you'd do it for them if you could.

Nah, looks really painful judging by the fuss they make.

[Oh Buoy]

11 hours ago, Karl_b said:

We're nearly 5 months in and have hit teething. Oh madone.

 

Calpol is the best thing ever made. 

[sh#t waffle]

4 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Ashton and Parsons teething powder is the one mate. Get more powder than Scarface and hope they don't develop, "teething shits." Acrid, lose, nightmare. 

Yep, their gel is good too.

[Oh Buoy]

My little one woke up this morning and said her first word: Dada.

 

Such a wonderful moment. 

[sh#t waffle]

Whereas my little one learned the word penis yesterday and has been walking around saying 'mummy penis' to anyone that will listen...

[sir roger]

4 hours ago, sh#t waffle said:

Whereas my little one learned the word penis yesterday and has been walking around saying 'mummy penis' to anyone that will listen...

Whatever you do, don't tell Rico.

[chrisbonnie]

On 15/04/2022 at 11:19, Bot said:

 

Calpol is the best thing ever made. 

I'm honestly suprised humans existed this long. At least we have calpol. Could you imagine being a caveman and having to put up with a really bad sleeper. 

 

Fuck that!!

[The-Sir]

On 14/04/2022 at 23:29, Karl_b said:

We're nearly 5 months in and have hit teething. Oh madone.

Just popped in to say the teething gets worse and worse and worse until two years later you get to the molars, which seems to be all of the past two years worth of teething pain packed into a 2 month period.

 

Enjoy! 

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

I'm honestly suprised humans existed this long. At least we have calpol. Could you imagine being a caveman and having to put up with a really bad sleeper. 

 

Fuck that!!

Especially with all the dinosaurs around looking for an easy meal.  

[Oh Buoy]

28 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Especially with all the dinosaurs around looking for an easy meal.  

 

They'd be sound mate. The noise would do their head in too. Probably how humans survived to be fair, leave all the bad cranks out in the entrance and nobody comes near. 

[Oh Buoy]

35 minutes ago, The-Sir said:

Just popped in to say the teething gets worse and worse and worse until two years later you get to the molars, which seems to be all of the past two years worth of teething pain packed into a 2 month period.

 

Enjoy! 

 

Fucksake.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Happy Father's Day, Motherfuckers.

[chrisbonnie]

Up since 5 with our youngest, who has croup. 

 

Fucking great craic this parenting game 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mine stayed at Nanny and Grandads last night so I'm having a nice relaxing morning without having my bollocks kneed

[Grinch]

I got a really good coffee machine for my second Father’s Day.

 

I need a good coffee machine cause I don’t sleep anymore.

[John102]

Shout out to all the single mums, who want a fathers day shout out too.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

Up since 5 with our youngest, who has croup. 

 

Fucking great craic this parenting game 

Croup is fuckin horrible, hope they get over it quick. Sounded like a dog barking in our house.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Happy Father's Day, Motherfuckers.

Many thanks motherfucka, same to you.