little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Ugly cunt. 

I did pull sometimes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the Robypnol kicked in.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

I did pull sometimes.

 

 

 

When the Robypnol kicked in.

 

 

 

 

 

[Elite]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

You never heard of it mate? it's like Rohypnol but makes the birds tits double in size.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I’m in the car fuming 

 

I bet you force her to drive without her seatbelt on. If she has beans on her fry-ups then its the right thing to do. 

[Razoray]

On 16/07/2020 at 09:45, Bobby Hundreds said:

Carol Malone. I wouldn't even enter a conversation with her, I would turn around and walk away forever. She's mind blowingly grating.  

Good basketballer in his day

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I'm the same. Right we are off, thanks for a nice time, in the car, gone. Mrs Kurtz will spend 10 minutes on the doorstep even though we have been there all fucking weekend. 

Fuck, that boils my piss, especially in Winter.  You've been in the nice warm house all night and talked about everything you've got to talk about.  When there's nothing left and it's time to go home... some cunt decides to keep talking with the door open and a blizzard blowing through.

 

Fuck. Right. Off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[KMD7]

On 07/06/2020 at 11:28, Elite said:

You'll get there at some point mate. I'm prepared to give you one rep a day for 11,00 days. That's how commited I am to this.

I'll do the same, with likes instead of reps though, because I'm a cunt.

[Jairzinho]

 

 

[Guest]

On 07/06/2020 at 11:28, Elite said:

You'll get there at some point mate. I'm prepared to give you one rep a day for 11,00 days. That's how commited I am to this.

I hope you don't work with numbers in your job. Saying that, you could probably get a job in the Tory party. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 07/06/2020 at 11:32, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd barely noticed a rep score even existed.

Since the switch from vB reps haven’t meant as much. There was a time when a few of us in the top five or ten could turn a member from green to red with a single neg, such was the power. 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Numero said:

Since the switch from vB reps haven’t meant as much. There was a time when a few of us in the top five or ten could turn a member from green to red with a single neg, such was the power. 

I take it there were other rep/ neg wars similar to the Ardja/ Grinch shitshow in the FF?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Mudface said:

I take it there were other rep/ neg wars similar to the Ardja/ Grinch shitshow in the FF?

Not so much. Revenge neggers would get gang negged by all the top repped people. So you’d just be in the red pretty quick if you did that. 

[Mudface]

Just now, Numero said:

Not so much. Revenge neggers would get gang negged by all the top repped people. So you’d just be in the red pretty quick if you did that. 

Haha, hit 'em where it hurts.

[sir roger]

I still miss tags

[Bruce Spanner]

People who say they want to watch the news, then proceed to talk over the news about something else, then tell you their opinion on the news they haven’t listened to, or understood, before arguing that you’re wrong about a detail, when you are not, because they have to save face because they’ve not listened to a fucking thing. 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 18/07/2020 at 19:00, Numero said:

Since the switch from vB reps haven’t meant as much. There was a time when a few of us in the top five or ten could turn a member from green to red with a single neg, such was the power. 

That fucking dickwad Dave U changed the site not long after I’d smashed my way into 10th on the leaderboard. I’ve hated him ever since. 

[Karl_b]

We never leave the house on time. We were supposed to meet my parents in a park at midday today, to see them for the first time in 6 months. I got up at 7am, made two loaves of bread, played with the dog, tidied the kitchen, had a shower and packed what we needed so that by 10am we could walk the dog and then set off. Took the missus a cuppa at 9am, giving her an hour to just get up and ready, nothing else. We left at 10:45. 

 

Every. Fucking. Time. 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

We never leave the house on time. We were supposed to meet my parents in a park at midday today, to see them for the first time in 6 months. I got up at 7am, made two loaves of bread, played with the dog, tidied the kitchen, had a shower and packed what we needed so that by 10am we could walk the dog and then set off. Took the missus a cuppa at 9am, giving her an hour to just get up and ready, nothing else. We left at 10:45. 

 

Every. Fucking. Time. 

Why didn't you get up at nine, smack the dog round the head for waking you up earlier and tell your missus to get to the shop and buy some bread while you walked the dog and had a leisurely fag?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Buying a new flavour of crisps and the anticipation of digging into them, only to find out they're shite. Kettle Creamy pepper flavour, you are a massive let down. 

[Rico1304]

At 7am this morning the weather was beautiful, bright sunshine that woke me up. Now I’m ready to do a load of jobs in the garden it’s started raining.  

[VladimirIlyich]

47 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

At 7am this morning the weather was beautiful, bright sunshine that woke me up. Now I’m ready to do a load of jobs in the garden it’s started raining.  

You have just thought of the same conversation I have had about three times in the last few days,including this morning. I can only guess this is a major downside to living on a smallish island in the middle of the Atlantic. We do share at least one thing in common with the Falkland Islanders at least.

[Bjornebye]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Equisetum, or horse-tail - also known as fucking bastard cunt weed.

[Section_31]

Edgy mancunian poets, of which there seems to be a growing number. 

 

Blag leather jacket and a liver that only just made it through the nineties, all-round professional bum given a new lease of life by BBC2 news shows trying to do something 'a bit different' about the red wall and/or brexit.

 

"Where once was the Gmex now stands a tex mex, we have gerry Adams to thank for that of course, a man who's voice was stolen by the news, for his republican views, I'm going for a snooze."