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1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Forgetting that you put your VPN on to watch a region-restricted YouTube video when you were pissed, and wondering why everything was so slow all day.

You could have substituted VPL there and it would still have meant as much to me.

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1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

People who don't shut fridge or freezer doors in shops/supermarkets after them.

After an afternoon of thrashing limbs, sweat and human degradation, I love I love you, we went downstairs and I left the fridge door open and she shouted " do you actually know how a bloody fridge works for godsake?" 

Maybe for the world of a woman thread. 

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Minimise your main window. Live Jasmin is on in the background.

 

And she's pissed off. 

Oops. I was watching a match through AceStream a while back and they put hardcore lesbian porn on at halftime (obviously knew their audience) Naturally she walked in just as it started up, which took some explaining.

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7 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Oops. I was watching a match through AceStream a while back and they put hardcore lesbian porn on at halftime (obviously knew their audience) Naturally she walked in just as it started up, which took some explaining.

Yeah ok mate... 

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Its more than a little thing but I cant be arsed to find the rant thread. I realise this will make some smile but it gives me the opportunity to vent so win win. 

 

I've been looking forward to the government pay out for self employed people of up to 80% of monthly earnings for 3 months. Not just looking forward to it, indeed i've been gloating to some of my self employed mates about how I shall get a nice payout seeing as, unlike them, I have declared all revenue in my accounts. In fact i've been lecturing them as to what a good citizen I have been and dont they now wish they had been like me? "Still you know best" has been a favourite smug saying of mine.

 

Now I find out that I dont fucking qualify for it, theres a cunt of a loophole that says if you make your income from property, despite paying tax on it, I dont get a penny. Not a fucking penny. 

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5 minutes ago, A Red said:

Its more than a little thing but I cant be arsed to find the rant thread. I realise this will make some smile but it gives me the opportunity to vent so win win. 

 

I've been looking forward to the government pay out for self employed people of up to 80% of monthly earnings for 3 months. Not just looking forward to it, indeed i've been gloating to some of my self employed mates about how I shall get a nice payout seeing as, unlike them, I have declared all revenue in my accounts. In fact i've been lecturing them as to what a good citizen I have been and dont they now wish they had been like me? "Still you know best" has been a favourite smug saying of mine.

 

Now I find out that I dont fucking qualify for it, theres a cunt of a loophole that says if you make your income from property, despite paying tax on it, I dont get a penny. Not a fucking penny. 

Bastards. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Serves you right for being an dirty ora......

 

Nah I'm genuinely gutted for you mate. 

Thanks, I dont know what hurts worse my bank a/c or ego. 

 

As an aside, if all this shit hadnt happened I was thinking of going over for the 12th. 

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2 minutes ago, A Red said:

Thanks, I dont know what hurts worse my bank a/c or ego. 

 

As an aside, if all this shit hadnt happened I was thinking of going over for the 12th. 

My sympathy is waining rapidly ... 

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1 hour ago, A Red said:

Its more than a little thing but I cant be arsed to find the rant thread. I realise this will make some smile but it gives me the opportunity to vent so win win. 

 

I've been looking forward to the government pay out for self employed people of up to 80% of monthly earnings for 3 months. Not just looking forward to it, indeed i've been gloating to some of my self employed mates about how I shall get a nice payout seeing as, unlike them, I have declared all revenue in my accounts. In fact i've been lecturing them as to what a good citizen I have been and dont they now wish they had been like me? "Still you know best" has been a favourite smug saying of mine.

 

Now I find out that I dont fucking qualify for it, theres a cunt of a loophole that says if you make your income from property, despite paying tax on it, I dont get a penny. Not a fucking penny. 

Good old tories 'We're all in it together.'

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26 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

you should, but you're an estate agent, so being a smug twat is in your DNA (i would insert a smart emoji, but we dont do them here do we)

I've never been so insulted, I'm a cunt but nowhere near the level of cuntery of an estate agent (holiday cottages)

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Just now, chrisbonnie said:

oh, so you're an "international smug twat". nice............................

;-D  (nokia style emoji)

I'm an international standard twat, i'll give you that. I'm not an agent of any type! Nor am I smug, if you were at my level of intelligence, you'd see that.

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