little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Dougie Do'ins]

Agreed. Doesn't mean they're not absolute cunts to fit though. Trying to twist and locate tiny flat-ended metal pins against rough ceramic base. Nonsensical design.

Ha ha. You mean GU10 fittings don't you ? Crystal Maze shit they are.

[manwiththestick]

Ha ha. You mean GU10 fittings don't you ? Crystal Maze shit they are.

Not having that, got about 30 of the things in the kitchen, piece of piss to change apart from getting the step ladder out.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Male grooming products.  Actually, almost all women's "beauty" products, too.  99% of this stuff is just useless shite - a complete waste of scientific effort to develop it, labour and natural resources to distribute it and customers' money to buy it.  Also, the psychologically damaging culture around marketing this shit.

"The face you were born with just isn't good enough; buy our overpriced rubbish and you will be fit to be seen in public.  L'Oreal - Because you're butt-ugly without it."

 

Hateful bullshit.

 

Nobody needs to exfoliate.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Male grooming products.  Actually, almost all women's "beauty" products, too.  99% of this stuff is just useless shite - a complete waste of scientific effort to develop it, labour and natural resources to distribute it and customers' money to buy it.  Also, the psychologically damaging culture around marketing this shit.

"The face you were born with just isn't good enough; buy our overpriced rubbish and you will be fit to be seen in public.  L'Oreal - Because you're butt-ugly without it."

 

Hateful bullshit.

 

Nobody needs to exfoliate.

 

Kind of moving on from this...

 

The fact that 90% of women these days look absolutely NOTHING like themselves due to the plethora of MUAs and the trend towards using new makeup techniques and technology to draw an entirely new face on top of your original face.

 

It's not a world I want my daughter to grow up in.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Kind of moving on from this...

 

The fact that 90% of women these days look absolutely NOTHING like themselves due to the plethora of MUAs and the trend towards using new makeup techniques and technology to draw an entirely new face on top of your original face.

 

It's not a world I want my daughter to grow up in.

Certainly in the case of the Scouse women I know, the original face is usually better-looking than the expensive fake one plastered on top.

[Curly]

Certainly in the case of the Scouse women I know, the original face is usually better-looking than the expensive fake one plastered on top.

Agreed. My missus gets offended when I say I prefer her without make up, but it's true.

[Jairzinho]

Slicing your finger open on the edge of a can lid.

[Dave D]

Annoyed is probably not the word for it;

 

Listening to the radio at lunchtime they were about to start a report on the hurricane in the Caribbean, the guy introduced it, then they played short clip of some wind blowing......about 7 seconds of wind blowing that could have been off of Margate Pier for all we know.  

[rubble-rouser]

Slicing your finger open on the edge of a can lid.

 

I know lid, it really bleeds

[Jairzinho]

I know lid, it really bleeds

 

FTM.

[Aventus]

Went for a wee and shook too hard afterwards, flicked piss into my face.

[PestiRed]

People who don't put clothes back on the rack in the order of size in shops. Shopping for baby clothes is a complete pain the arse when you have to check every single item to see if the right size is there

[VladimirIlyich]

People who don't put clothes back on the rack in the order of size in shops. Shopping for baby clothes is a complete pain the arse when you have to check every single item to see if the right size is there

Sometimes they don't even put them back on the respective hangers either.

[PestiRed]

Sometimes they don't even put them back on the respective hangers either.

In Hungary, the size is on the label rather than the hanger but I would happily have those bastards strung up, especially if I had to make a second trip to swap the clothes

[Trumo]

Went for a wee and shook too hard afterwards, flicked piss into my face.

 

The fact that this happened suggests it wasn't afterwards, but during.

[Aventus]

The fact that this happened suggests it wasn't afterwards, but during.

I may have been a bit premature I admit.

[SammyAftershave]

Went for a wee and shook too hard afterwards, flicked piss into my face.

 

Have you got an unfeasably large face?

[Tony Moanero]

When people try to pass off their opinion as fact.

[Jairzinho]

Slicing your finger open on the edge of a can lid.

 

I have a cunt on my finger, and not in a good way.

[Total Longo]

Nobody needs to exfoliate.

 

Speak for yourself, sister. 

[Pureblood]

Smart phone intrusions.  One can not drive to the local TK Maxx without google maps demanding a survey be completed about the thrilling experience.

 

People who stay stuff like "you can't spell assume without making an ass of you and me".  Or "tomorrow's national Poets day.  Piss off early tomorrow's Saturday!".  Fuck you, stay out of my life.   

[Mook]

Smart phone intrusions.  One can not drive to the local TK Maxx without google maps demanding a survey be completed about the thrilling experience.

 

 

This pisses me off too but it does come in handy when you have been so blootered that you have no idea where you've been only for something to pop up in your phone a couple of days later saying, 'Rate The Dog & Duck' or whatever.

 

Happens to me nearly every time I go out.

[Bjornebye]

Smart phone intrusions.  One can not drive to the local TK Maxx without google maps demanding a survey be completed about the thrilling experience.

 

People who stay stuff like "you can't spell assume without making an ass of you and me".  Or "tomorrow's national Poets day.  Piss off early tomorrow's Saturday!".  Fuck you, stay out of my life.   

 

I worked for an outsource sales company in London and we had a company come in that we were pitching to do business for. They had developed this app that sits in the background of your smart-phone. If you have for example the McDonalds app for deals and stuff and you walked near a KFC or Burger King it would send you an offer instantly to your phone for something like 2 for 1 cheeseburgers at Maccies. They had loads of chains on-board who had apps. Fucking ace if you like deals. Cheeky as fuck if you hate being pestered every 20 seconds in town. Tech gone mad. 

[Pureblood]

I worked for an outsource sales company in London and we had a company come in that we were pitching to do business for. They had developed this app that sits in the background of your smart-phone. If you have for example the McDonalds app for deals and stuff and you walked near a KFC or Burger King it would send you an offer instantly to your phone for something like 2 for 1 cheeseburgers at Maccies. They had loads of chains on-board who had apps. Fucking ace if you like deals. Cheeky as fuck if you hate being pestered every 20 seconds in town. Tech gone mad. 

 

So much surreptitious slyness going on, they probably know which hand I wank with. 

[Bjornebye]

So much surreptitious slyness going on, they probably know which hand I wank with. 

 

We all do mate