little things that annoy the shit out of you

[VladimirIlyich]

Cunts that dont pay quickly on ebay.

Some cunt bought shot on monday and im still waiting for payment. After telling him midweek i needed it for stuff this weekend. Im now fucking stuck unable to bid for the stuff i want in case he doesn't pay and i have to relist. The fucking Aussie cunt

Don't you wait for money first before releasing the goods? Seems silly otherwise. Paypal takes seconds doesn't it?

[Lee909]

Yeah

I still have the stuff but cannot sell it till ebay close the case next week. Its not paid because he either is waiting for money from somewhere or getting paid etc and has not paid yet.

 

Its a pain in the fucking arse for me as i cant bid without that money and will likely miss the stuff i wanted now. Whenever i want to bid and dont habe the money that day ill always ask are the willing to hold on a few days. Just seems the right thing to do not keep someone hanging 6 fucking days

[Champ]

She'll learn.

In what way, Bob?

[Trumo]

Going though the fucking bother of C&Ping multiple image addresses only to get that cunting message that an image extension isn't allowed. Boils my fucking piss.

 

Especially as it doesn't specify which one isn't allowed.

[Bob]

She'll learn.

I don't know. But then we don't know what mook's boss meant either which was the joke.

[Dave D]

People who do their weekly shop at the petrol station.

 

Even worse than that, my local station sells coffee that you order at the till and they go and make it.

 

I nipped in for some petrol this morning and one women in front of me is buying the ingredients for some sort of medieval banquet and the women in front of her orders two coffees that the guy at the till has to then go and make.

 

While all this is happening the forecourt is grid locked and cars are queuing out onto the road to get in.

[Kloppite]

People who do their weekly shop at the petrol station.

 

Even worse than that, my local station sells coffee that you order at the till and they go and make it.

 

I nipped in for some petrol this morning and one women in front of me is buying the ingredients for some sort of medieval banquet and the women in front of her orders two coffees that the guy at the till has to then go and make.

 

While all this is happening the forecourt is grid locked and cars are queuing out onto the road to get in.

Do you live in the middle of nowhere?

[Dave D]

Do you live in the middle of nowhere?

Quite the opposite.

 

There are about 20 places within half a mile that will serve you coffee and sell you food but dont sell petrol.

[easytoslip]

Over exuberant passers by , by window, what the fuck are you laughing about.

[cloggypop]

Are your curtains open?

[easytoslip]

Are your curtains open?

haha yeah.

[easytoslip]

Plus the minty cunts who seem fit to take their stuff outside,and break into communal areas just to keep warm and have a shit in there to.

[General Dryness]

Plus the minty cunts who seem fit to take their stuff outside,and break into communal areas just to keep warm and have a shit in there to.

 

[easytoslip]

Filthy cunts in tracksuit shit taking their spice whatever it is, homeless bollocks , one of them some bird begs outside this shop and some kindly soul went in and bought her two apples, the face on the skank. Now because we are out the way they converge on our flats to score etc, and like i said break in communal entrances to doss and leave shit, the older residents are getting scared, so not really funny. Lets hope for a bad winter to kill them off, its their lifestyle choice.

[Trumo]

Filthy cunts in tracksuit shit taking their spice whatever it is, homeless bollocks , one of them some bird begs outside this shop and some kindly soul went in and bought her two apples, the face on the skank. Now because we are out the way they converge on our flats to score etc, and like i said break in communal entrances to doss and leave shit, the older residents are getting scared, so not really funny. Lets hope for a bad winter to kill them off, its their lifestyle choice.

 

Same gif applies.

[Captain Turdseye]

Filthy cunts in tracksuit shit taking their spice whatever it is, homeless bollocks , one of them some bird begs outside this shop and some kindly soul went in and bought her two apples, the face on the skank. Now because we are out the way they converge on our flats to score etc, and like i said break in communal entrances to doss and leave shit, the older residents are getting scared, so not really funny. Lets hope for a bad winter to kill them off, its their lifestyle choice.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Spice up your life.

[easytoslip]

I would find that funny if it wasn't a problem, could always send them round your way mind. Anyway off for a pint or 6 and i'll think over your advice, cheers.

[Kloppite]

The new tapatalk skin/update

[VladimirIlyich]

The new tapatalk skin/update

Get an old version. No such problems,and no ads either.

[Captain Turdseye]

I would find that funny if it wasn't a problem, could always send them round your way mind. Anyway off for a pint or 6 and i'll think over your advice, cheers.

Try not to slip on the shit in the communal entrance on your way home.

[easytoslip]

Try not to slip on the shit in the communal entrance on your way home.

A regular wit, haha.

[Redder Lurtz]

Pigshit thick tv reporters saying "atherletes". 

 

It's spelt and pronounced "ATHLETES" you fucking stupid cunts.

[Total Longo]

People who do their weekly shop at the petrol station.

 

Even worse than that, my local station sells coffee that you order at the till and they go and make it.

 

I nipped in for some petrol this morning and one women in front of me is buying the ingredients for some sort of medieval banquet and the women in front of her orders two coffees that the guy at the till has to then go and make.

 

While all this is happening the forecourt is grid locked and cars are queuing out onto the road to get in.

 

[Faustus]

Dawdlers.

 

Bloody hell, what is wrong with some people? I just nipped out then to get a couple of things for my dinner and it's like people are dosing on Valium before they go out in public these days. I look at the state of people shuffling and genuinely wonder how they get stuff done during the day.

 

FUCKING MOVE!

[A Red]

I seem to go through life banging my head.

 

Not in frustration just banging my head. I open the blind in the morning for which i have to lean over the kitchen sink and i bang my head. I open the boot of my car and bang my head. I go out the front door , which is slightly lower than my height, i bang my head. If theres a chance of banging my head , ill bang my fucking  head.

 

Im 6ft 1 and  dont live in a dolls house and I'm fuckin sick of banging my head