The Apprentice 2013

[Dr Nowt]

Sarah Dales looks like Buffalo Bill.

[Mendoza]

Here we go, time for the cunt Olympics. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Please let that Sarah get ebola.

[Russ Atmosphere]

On BBC 2, a stunning celebration of human life. On BBC 1, a bunch of cunts.

[Spy Bee]

It's 2014 you apprentice like cunts!

[Anubis]

Pamela Uddin is trying to look like and channel Karren Brady, and Bianca Miller looks like the alien doctor overseeing Jim Kirk's birth at the beginning of 2009's Star Trek.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I will need a new telly by week 4.

 

[xerxes]

Stephen could bore the arse off an eskimo.

[Jennings]

Disappointing array of hotties this year.

[Spy Bee]

A cacophony of cunts!

[Teasmaid]

I loved how they were all in the house at the end discussing who they wanted to go home, roundly agreeing that they wanted Felipe to get the chop. Cut to Felipe returning to the house, walks in, they all cheer and jump up to hug him. "It's so good to see you back, mate!" Shower of pricks, the lot of them.

[Bjornebye]

"Paris Miper"

 

"Its not just a potato, its an experience"

[Champ]

Shower of pricks, the lot of them.

Couldnt have put it better myself. Lord Sugar. Obsequious twats.

I'd never watched this before but my sister's kids were watching it last night and I kind of got drawn in in a car crash on the other carriageway kind of thing. It was everything I hate about everything in one programme and prompted my rant about such shows. 

 

"Paris Miper""Its not just a potato, its an experience"

See above. Oh, fuck off (not you, Stig, obvs)

[Mendoza]

Down to the final two cunts. 

[Stickman]

I know it's very contrived but the interviews were always my favourite part of the process...and this the other night was one of those laugh out loud moments...last time I saw a set up like this was in The Sting....

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2PsOnxf5V8

[Mendoza]

Claude fucked him up good, was hilarious.

[Jennings]

I love it. Great show.

 

Claude's interview was funny - but if I was Claude I'd be more pissed off with whoever filtered the application and thought it good enough for the interview stage of a selection process. It's almost as though it was done for telly.

 

Still enjoy the show - but was disappointed with the eye candy for the blokes this year. 

[xerxes]

Just googles "Climb on line" it looks as though Mark needs a good SEO.

[Mendoza]

Stuart 'body' Baggs

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-33719515

[Bobby Hundreds]

Watched him on come dine with me. Weird guy. Gave off the Tory vibe " hehe I got her to sign the house over to me and then had her put in a mental institute" kind of way.

[The Midnight Rambler]

 

My hero

[Carvalho Diablo]

Stuart 'body' Baggs

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-33719515

 

Good. Fuck him the daft fucking mongy narcissist.Look at his fucking barnet, terrible. The gade is clearly a radgey, obviously desperate for his 5 minutes of fame and failing miserably, reversing pathetically back into the shithole whence he came.

 

The bell end was from the fucking Isle of Man for fucks sake.(Looking at you LFD, you stalking quim).

[Paulie Dangerously]

Police say no suspicious circumstances which usually means suicide?

 

He'd just launched a major product over there. Very strange

[Redder Lurtz]

He was a bellend of terrific proportions but suicide is a nasty business, if that's what it was. Always got to feel for anyone who ends up in that frame of mind.

[Total Longo]

Never heard of him, but his haircut was awesomely ludicrous.