The Apprentice 2013

[Bjornebye]

love it.

 

anyone got onto that scouse lads walk yet?

[Carvalho Diablo]

You got your box of tissues ready yet mate ?

[Bjornebye]

hahaha

 

 

that james is a weirdo

[Mendoza]

The Irish bint just answered the phone with the words ''talk to me.'' What an absolute fucking cunt she is.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Shame the milfy one went. I had a hard spot for her. That louisa one does my nut in. If I hadn't seen her tits posted in this thread I'd have no reason not to murder her

[halewood pete]

love it.

 

anyone got onto that scouse lads walk yet?

 

It's a medical condition

[Redder Lurtz]

Shame the milfy one went. I had a hard spot for her. That louisa one does my nut in. If I hadn't seen her tits posted in this thread I'd have no reason not to murder her

 

Agreed. She looked fit as on the Dara O'Briain thing too; she'd stopped trying to be Audrey Hepburn and let her hair down.

 

That Louisa, as I may have mentioned, is a cunt. Everything that's wrong with the people on that show is summed up right there.

[Bjornebye]

Louisa is a cunt yes and I find her less attractive every episode but I am still firmly in the 'i would back-flip into a pool of crocodiles for the chance to rim it' boat.

 

Yeah the milfy one defo had something about her and should never have gone.

 

The project manager of the losing team has a weird evil face but you just know she would be a fucking great shag. She would take charge etc

 

The doctor is heavenly until she opens her mouth

 

Yeah I assumed the scouser had a medical condition but they have barely shown him walk and I couldn't work out wether it was just the camera angle or he actually had one. Wasn't taking the piss like.

 

He is good though i rate him and hope he wins it. Hate that woolyback who is getting all the acclaim because he can stand up and talk in-front of people. big deal.

 

james is mr bean.

[Redder Lurtz]

Louisa is a cunt yes and I find her less attractive every episode but I am still firmly in the 'i would back-flip into a pool of crocodiles for the chance to rim it' boat.

 

 

Oh that goes without saying.

[Redder Lurtz]

Cuntfest time.

 

bump

[Karma Pollis]

Scouse lad has backed himself into a corner here.

[Mendoza]

Ah the old double firing.

[Karma Pollis]

Yep - it was about time that came out. Fair enough on both counts. That lass had a tidy body.

[Redder Lurtz]

That Northern Irish woman should have been in there instead of Fenella the witch. They lost the two other items because of her.

[Mendoza]

''Well that was a shock wasn't it?'' says the BBC announcer. It certainly was. Oh wait, no it wasn't, he does it in every single series.

[Phoenix]

The bird tried the tears stuff again. FFS

[Carvalho Diablo]

I really, really, really hope that Simple Simon and the Welsh twat are team managers for next weeks dating agency task.

 

Both legendary masturbators, terrified virgins, and closet tory dog-bummers, the task is just perfect for both.

[Guest LFD]

 

[Bjornebye]

I hope she wins. as annoying and shit as she is, i want her in it until the end. i'd do serious damage to that. utter filth-box.

 

oh and the more i look at her, the more i think that irish bint is stunning.

[mattyq]

I'd rattle her so hard...

She is lovely the Irish bird but she has really funny lips. Body is amazing

[Bjornebye]

on in a bit, hope that posh muppet goes. also hope that louisa gets her tits out.

[Mendoza]

Attractive as she is the Irish bint is an enormous bellend.

[Bjornebye]

yep agreed but she is fucking fit

[Mendoza]

Anyone who answers the phone with 'talk to me' deserves a size 12 boot up the cunt.

[Bjornebye]

haha i know yeah. i'd just stay silent till they said hello