Definitely true things you've heard about Footballers

[cloggypop]

http://www.spectator.co.uk/2015/10/autumn-is-the-season-of-magic-mushrooms-and-psychedelic-maple-trees/

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Pissing myself here, what is it with all these idiots outing themselves tonight. 

[Kloppite]

Pissing myself here, what is it with all these idiots outing themselves tonight.

What idiots are these exactly; TLW gay mafia?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sorry just realised but everyone in liverpool refers to them as the aformentioned.

 

 

Ket wigs, right? 

 

 

No the other.

They really don't.

 

I've never heard it.  You need to have a good long look at the people you hang around with.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

What idiots are these exactly; TLW gay mafia?

 

Are you deliberately being a fool? if not I suggest you see a psychiatrist. 

 

BTW. Is the gay mafia thing supposed to be a put down, or are you both racist and homophobic? 

[Kloppite]

They really don't.

 

I've never heard it. You need to have a good long look at the people you hang around with.

 

Well maybe i do but in all honesty i have never heard them refered to as ketwigs.

[Kloppite]

Are you deliberately being a fool? if not I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

 

BTW. Is the gay mafia thing supposed to be a put down, or are you both racist and homophobic?

No i am not deliberately being a fool. And i dont consider myself either a racist or homophobic but tlw has this way of putting me down and for some reason i keep coming back for more.

 

So maybe i am a sadist as well.

[Bruce Spanner]

Tottenham's current goalkeeper has difficulty completing menial tasks and struggles with simple arithmetic.

 

The other Tottenham players have started referring to him as Slow Lloris when his back is turned. Shame.

 

Not being funny but this retarded racist cunt has made this slip under the radar.

 

Bask in it's majesty! 

[SammyAftershave]

No i am not deliberately being a fool. And i dont consider myself either a racist or homophobic but tlw has this way of putting me down and for some reason i keep coming back for more.

 

So maybe i am a sadist as well.

 

Or just a dick.

[Bjornebye]

Sadie Mané is fucking boss

[magicrat]

Andy Hinchcliffe thinks he's a football commentator  

[Anubis]

It's ket wig. I've never heard another name.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Christian Vieri has 14 toes, all on his left foot.

[deiseach]

Joe Parkinson and Barry Horne kept Roy Keane in their arse pockets.

[SammyAftershave]

The New York Times, OK Magazine and The Jackie have all confirmed that David Beckham will be installed as the new National Security Advisor by his Bruv, Reality TV Star and new President of the USA Donald Trump.

 

 

Simon Cowell has flounced out of the United Nations building and Dappy has gone proper mental.

[Trumo]

Former Blueshite Thomas Gravesen used to twerk in hot pants while playing Dance Dance Revolution, long before that fat-arsed Karl Pilkington lookalike did it in those insurance adverts.

[VladimirIlyich]

The word 'wog' is a shortened form of golliwog,once used on Robinson's? jars. It has been shortened and used as an offensive term to black people as the golliwog on the jar was black. If one of those wigs has been called 'wog' then its a racist comment aimed at the natural afro curl in the hair of most black people. Change your 'friends' Mr Kloppite as they are racists.

PS,I also think a golliwog was originally a toy and Robinsons used it as their brand,or vice versa. Its racist anyhow.

[Kloppite]

It's ket wig. I've never heard another name.

I stand corrected a lad with a ket wig reffered to it as such the other day.

 

I think i got the former off potnoodle fringe on twitter who uses it. I had never heard of it before until twitter.

 

I was drunk and i unreservedly apologise for any offence i may have caused but it wasnt intentional.

[Trumo]

Bjorn Tore Kvarme used to glow in the dark whenever there was a solar eclipse.

[Kloppite]

Molby used to be size zero

[Bruce Spanner]

Molby used to be size zero

 

You fucking sizeist prick!

[Kloppite]

You fucking sizeist prick!

And to think my mums calls me a lovely person.

[SammyAftershave]

When using the correct pronunciation 'edson arantes do nascimento' actually translates in to 'Keith'.

[Trumo]

Chilean midfielder Arturo Vidal was a big Yosemite Sam fan as a kid. One time, his mate pushed him off the 10m diving platform at the local swimming baths. Halfway down, Vidal turned and zoomed back up to call his mate a cunt before plunging back down into the pool.

[Bruce Spanner]

Brad Friedel once had the largest collection of Mollusc shells in Penrith. 

 

He still laments the day football got in the way of his passion.