Boris Johnson

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Can the queen still cut a treacherous rat's head off?

I doubt she’s got the strength at her age. Unless she nips down to B&Q for an electric saw first. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I doubt she’s got the strength at her age. Unless she nips down to B&Q for an electric saw first. 

[Creator Supreme]

I'm gutted I've got to work today, would happily spend the day watching the cunt squirm. BBC website on in the background I think.

[Pete]

22 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I doubt she’s got the strength at her age. Unless she nips down to B&Q for an electric saw first. 

Just get Charlie to do it.  I'm sure he'd be up for the job.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Maybe, it's nothing I've ever heard of. That would be a constitutional change surely? 

If you don't have a written constitution you don't have to worry about constitutional change.

 

[Captain Willard]

The queen is not playing ball. She’s filling her diary until next week so he can’t ask her for a general election before the vote of no confidence. These are astonishing times. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

The queen is not playing ball. She’s filling her diary until next week so he can’t ask her for a general election before the vote of no confidence. These are astonishing times. 

Brilliant. The new Tesco Metro in Swaffham that was expecting Chris Sutton to do the formal opening is having to hurriedly change its plans.

[Captain Willard]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Brilliant. The new Tesco Metro in Swaffham that was expecting Chris Sutton to do the formal opening is having to hurriedly change its plans.

My kid’s sports day is this morning, we are on tenterhooks for the parent’s race. You never know. 

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

My kid’s sports day is this morning, we are on tenterhooks for the parent’s race. You never know. 

She'll burn you with a ciggy if you try to beat her!

[YorkshireRed]

I know voting intentions are often a personal thing but, in the event of a general election, I’ve decided I won’t be voting Conservative. 

[Barrington Womble]

55 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

There is no written constitution, that’s the issue.

 

Lots of rules, laws and regulations all of which are open to interpretation.

 

We’re in a real grey area here and it’s going to be interesting to see what arguments and actions come of it.

Yes, but it's set on precedent isn't it? It feels very trumpian regardless. 

 

Either way though, if Boris Johnson has brought us anything it is the obvious that we need a written constitution. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know voting intentions are often a personal thing but, in the event of a general election, I’ve decided I won’t be voting Conservative. 

Come on mate. It will be a clean slate. You can't blame the new PM on what's happened for the last 12 years. You've got to give them another go. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

Yes, but it's set on precedent isn't it? It feels very trumpian regardless. 

 

Either way though, if Boris Johnson has brought us anything it is the obvious that we need a written constitution. 

 

Cameron tried and failed to put one together.

 

Should now be a priority for the next government.

[Gnasher]

Dignified exit.

 

 

[TD_LFC]

wouldn't put it past him to be digging his heels in while he's waiting for the outcome of the Durham police investigation (due any time now?), if they find Starmer guilty he resigns after Starmer does and claims some weird moral victory, if they find Starmer innocent he still resigns.

[YorkshireRed]

12 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Come on mate. It will be a clean slate. You can't blame the new PM on what's happened for the last 12 years. You've got to give them another go. 

Good point. If Nadine gets the top job, I’ll consider supporting her.
 

Not that she’ll get much time for her new day job after all the bonking she’s going to be doing with the posters over on the under the radar thread who’ve declared their willingness to enter her constituency through all available entrances.

[No2]

Faced with a choice,  would the gammons choose Lizzy or Johnson?

[Gnasher]

Susanna Reids looking especially lovely this morning. Everytime another resignation is announced she smirks like a Cheshire cat. She despises Johnson, good girl.

[Bruce Spanner]

Gone!

 

Tonight we dance, drink and sing!

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Gone!

I wonder if they let him stay on till autumn. Lord frost saying this morning that his position is untenable and raab should take over. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

I wonder if they let him stay on till autumn. Lord frost saying this morning that his position is untenable and raab should take over. 

 

Yes, they're going through it now.

 

He'll stay to oversee the elections and gone by autum.

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm gutted I've got to work today, would happily spend the day watching the cunt squirm. BBC website on in the background I think.

It was absolutely unmissable

I'm a bit annoyed now he couldn’t have strung it out a bit longer today

[Torvald Utne]

What's everyone getting so excited about? He'll just be replaced by another Tory cunt to continue fucking up the country

[TD_LFC]

The tea lady is gonna be fuming, she was up for the Chancellors jobs.

[Welsh]

3 minutes ago, Torvald Utne said:

What's everyone getting so excited about? He'll just be replaced by another Tory cunt to continue fucking up the country

Exactly this.

 

Theresa May was a cunt and she was replaced by a bigger cunt.