Date thread

[dennis tooth]

Im not sane. Anyway I want to see what happens when bad meets evil. Im a tad bored this is the exact scenario I enjoy getting myself into and then report back to the GF. Live from tha front lines. Anyways I'll beat his ass.

[Anny Road]

Hey I know that if my ex was threatening to kill me and the police were visiting me on high alert the very first thing I would do would be to try and hook up with a stranger on the internet. What's weird about that.

[Magic Sponge]

Im not sane. Anyway I want to see what happens when bad meets evil. Im a tad bored this is the exact scenario I enjoy getting myself into and then report back to the GF. Live from tha front lines. Anyways I'll beat his ass.

 

You're a couple of phone conversations away from fucking Raoul Moat's ex.

[dennis tooth]

LEAVE HER ALONE! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! NONE OF YOU, I LOVE HER!

[Furmedge]

[Acid]

Am I being too picky when I pass over girls who use lol too much, and spell the easiest of words wrongly?

 

And when I mean too much, I tend to be sceptical after the first time.

[Furmedge]

People who use lol after each sentence piss me off. Like 'just about to go the shops lol'. Now I'm a miserable bastard but even the cheeriest cunt can't think going to the shops is a laugh out loud moment?

 

To summarise, you have made the right decision to not reply to them.

 

Lol.

[Section_31]

Am I being too picky when I pass over girls who use lol too much, and spell the easiest of words wrongly?

 

And when I mean too much, I tend to be sceptical after the first time.

 

Nah. Let's face it when they've only got the written word to get across what kind of person they are, writing like a spaz is a bad start. I've been having a nose again myself but fucking hell it's depressing.

 

The phrase I hate the most is 'I love life' or 'I live life to the full'. What does that even fucking mean?

 

Besides which, if you did you wouldn't be on a dating site. Any girl that's even half as attractive as Rocky Dennis from Mask only has to stand at the bar for 30 seconds before men are like flies round shite, so if they're on one of these then half the sanity battle is already lost.

[RedKnight]

Nah. Let's face it when they've only got the written word to get across what kind of person they are, writing like a spaz is a bad start. I've been having a nose again myself but fucking hell it's depressing.

 

The phrase I hate the most is 'I love life' or 'I live life to the full'. What does that even fucking mean?

 

Besides which, if you did you wouldn't be on a dating site. Any girl that's even half as attractive as Rocky Dennis from Mask only has to stand at the bar for 30 seconds before men are like flies round shite, so if they're on one of these then half the sanity battle is already lost.

 

Perhaps the exact reason why they're on a dating site. A chance to sift out the knobheads before they even touch the alcohol.

[VladimirIlyich]

I must admit that I feel a bit sad for women and some men go and almost sell themselves on a website and show more of themselves than needs be just to get a date.

 

I'm not saying that the concept is a bad thing but I think that most people dont come across very well because using just the written word and a few random pics is not ideal for showing your true self. Just look at passports for proof of that.

 

POF should change its name to fuckbuddy.com and then everybody would know where they stand,or lie,or bend over,etc.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Dennis, are you taking part in a sleep deprivation experiment? Delirious.

[Pony Princess]

There are so many fatties on POF it is amazing. The weirest thing is some of the pictures they put up. Sometimes I used to have that fantasy about shagging a munter I know and literally, its just like wanking into a flesh recepticle but girls - you are posting on a dating site and you want to be more than that right?

 

Smile. Do your hair. If you are gonna do a 'bathroom mirror' pic clean the bathroom and don't have a turd in the bog. Fucking hell.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Well at least she follows a high fibre diet!

[Acid]

Interests

 

Festivals Indie Gymnastics

5th Avenue Zante Shopping

Camping Tattoos The Hangover

The Only Way Is Essex Inbetweeners Jason Statham

Michael McIntyre Family Guy Chinese

Top Gear Reading Zumba

 

Spot the odd one out!

[Tom R]

Some of us fancy some dirty darts as well.

 

ace

[Carvalho Diablo]

I dunno, but reading the last few pages of this thread has convinced me of one thing : I'm gonna buy myself a Fleshlight for Christmas.

[Unrighteous]

I dunno, but reading the last few pages of this thread has convinced me of one thing : I'm gonna buy myself a Fleshlight for Christmas.

 

Attaboy.

[melons]

Spot the odd one out!

 

I'll translate -

 

Interests

 

Festivals - she's into music - and willing to accompany you.

Indie - male dominated music - gets your attention for the above

Gymnastics - she can do some ace positions in the sack

5th Avenue - fuck knows what that is?

Zante - she goes the same place on over seas holidays, repeatedly.

Shopping - she'll ruin your weekends

Camping - she can rough it, until 4am when it's freezing and demands to be moved into the car with a hotel for the following night.

Tattoos - into branding, expect to see your name on her skin within 3 months.

The Hangover - who isn't?

The Only Way Is Essex? She's a thick bint.

Inbetweeners - she likes some mainstream comedy too

Jason Statham - I would. Then i'd leave him destroyed.

Michael McIntyre -Shit taste in comedians. (though he's one i've never seen live, he may be different)

Family Guy - same as south park, will watch half an hour of for only the occasional laugh

Chinese - not keen on an indian

Top Gear - wrong un. Boring shit.

Reading - trashy mags.

Zumba - she's like 90% of the other women on there.

[Sugar Ape]

Whilst you are in a translating mood Melons, I got offered a ticket to go and see The Courteeners in Manchester on the 8th December yesterday. Problem is, we are meant to be saving for Christmas.

 

Anyway, I said I'd have the ticket and the wife said " we are meant to be saving, but if you want to go it's up to you. "

 

What did she really mean?

[melons]

Whilst you are in a translating mood Melons, I got offered a ticket to go and see The Courteeners in Manchester on the 8th December yesterday. Problem is, we are meant to be saving for Christmas.

 

Anyway, I said I'd have the ticket and the wife said " we are meant to be saving, but if you want to go it's up to you. "

 

What did she really mean?

 

Take the ticket, pay for it then give it to that woman called melons on the forum.

 

 

It's a guilt blag and you know it, you can go, but only if you do it cheaply and feel guilty about it. Start your train line search for the bargain now and promise not to drink anything other then toilet tap water.

[Sugar Ape]

Take the ticket, pay for it then give it to that woman called melons on the forum.

 

 

It's a guilt blag and you know it, you can go, but only if you do it cheaply and feel guilty about it. Start your train line search for the bargain now and promise not to drink anything other then toilet tap water.

 

I thought as much. Cheeky bastard trying to make me feel guilty, I'm going to go now, get blindingly drunk and throw up when I get in. And leave it for her to clean. That will teach her. Hurrah!

 

[RedKnight]

Anyone who compares Family Guy to South Park needs a word with themselves.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Melons: I'm moving in with my seemingly-sound bird in January. How soon til she becomes an evil manipulative cunt robbing me of my dignity, cash, sex and social life?

 

Ps I met her on POF

[Liverpool lad]

I have took two girls out this year, one was a disaster and she mentioned how her ex ended it, she didn't see it coming. She was a nice girl but I got the impression she hadn't quite moved on.

 

The other was a series of dates that went quite well, as anyone who has met me will testify, I am great company. Took her out a few times, pictures, drinks not a meal though as she had irritable bowel syndrome. I think she wanted it to progress into a relationship, but that wasn't for me. I didn't even sleep with her, as we have quite a few mutual friends and I didn't want to be seen as the lad who filled his boots and then binned her off.

 

I think the point I am trying to make is that there isn't a great deal out there, once you factor in the amount of same heads, the empty heads, the ugly ones, the ones with reputations and the ones who expect too much of me, I just can't see me settling down, ever.

[Liverpool lad]

FAO Paul, it happens slowly, bit by bit but at the same time it seems to happen so quickly, before you know it you will be watching Louis Spence in panto with her and you bought the tickets. It happened to me, started off with nagging when I was on the ale, playing footy, going the gym, planning trips with the lads, until one day it dawned on me, I was lumbered with a complete joy thief, the fucking Happiness Stasi. Over the course of a few years, they go from the best thing that has happened to you to a massive burden sucking the fun out of your life.