Date thread

[Guest davelfc]

Classy lady, she's a keeper

 

Was thinking exactly the same.

[Ginny]

Classy lady, she's a keeper

 

Defo, taking her out again this week.

[Furmedge]

Something to tell the grandkids.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Finger the frigid clunge munchers arse next time you fucking part timer.

[Ginny]

Something to tell the grandkids.

 

Defo mate, big win for me that.

[Croque Monsieur]

Supposed to be meeting up with one today, she was the first one I messaged and one of the handful I've ever been arsed to get in touch with, she seems dead sound, and unlike everyone else on there seems quite self deprecating and doesn't 'absolutely love' her job. I am still technically 'seeing someone' but it's all gone a bit weird, she's one of these 'I've been hurt' types, I've tried my best but I can't be arsed anymore - I'm not Marge Prupes, I'm just a man with a sack that needs emptying from time to time. Unthinkable I'd have had this attitude a couple of years ago though. I suppose when women do the 'all men are bastards' thing it should be pointed out that some of us weren't, we were just made that way by constantly being told we were 'really lovely but...' I am the Anakin Skywalker of the dating scene.

 

One of them can be my go-too girl who lets me tear her black ass and sugar walls up all night long, the other can be my take-home girl who I only keep around because she swallows nut and I can take her home to moms without any drama.

 

Amen brother.

 

Went on a date last week with a bird in a 'gastropub' (hateful term) near Kings Cross.

 

I came away with the distinct impression that going out with a ragarse Scouser was not high on the list of her priorities - which was a real pity as she was seriously tidy. Undoubtedly some gobshite, braying Cityboy will be emptying his rancid manfat into her within the week. What a fucking waste.

[stringvest]

 

Defo, taking her out again this week.

 

Be careful. Wear gloves.

[Ginny]

Be careful. Wear gloves.

 

Don't do gloves... I go into battle bareback

[Reacher]

Finger the frigid clunge munchers arse next time you fucking part timer.

 

Haha, amazing.

[Ginny]

Finger the frigid clunge munchers arse next time you fucking part timer.

 

amazing

[Carvalho Diablo]

Amen brother.

 

Went on a date last week with a bird in a 'gastropub' (hateful term) near Kings Cross.

 

I came away with the distinct impression that going out with a ragarse Scouser was not high on the list of her priorities - which was a real pity as she was seriously tidy. Undoubtedly some gobshite, braying Cityboy will be emptying his rancid manfat into her within the week. What a fucking waste.

 

 

Spanish archer ?

[Ginny]

Took that bird out again last night. Got a wank, fingered her and sucked her tits.

[Furmedge]

Took that bird out again last night. Got a wank, fingered her and sucked her tits.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Nice one la

[Anubis]

Took that bird out again last night. Got a wank, fingered her and sucked her tits.

 

Were you thrown out of the restaurant?

[Ginny]

Nice one la

 

Ta mate. Had a boss night with her. Gonna try and see her once a week and see what happens

[VladimirIlyich]

Ta mate. Had a boss night with her. Gonna try and see her once a week and see what happens

 

Get back on POF and find another 6 to fill the rest of your week.

[Duff Man]

POF.

 

[melons]

You need to combine the above with this one....

 

 

 

Or the latter could just be my mood at the moment.

[VladimirIlyich]

You need to combine the above with this one....

 

Or the latter could just be my mood at the moment.

 

Is it just me or does everybody think those microphones are phallic symbols?

[Section_31]

Met up with some bird off this, she was sound actually but despite being only 18 months older than me looked liked someone's mum. Is that what it's like when you're in your 30s? Didn't fancy her anyway. Logged into my old Match account and you have to pay just to see who's winked at you. What a fucked up world.

[dennis tooth]

Yeah av fucked it off on there now too much hassle, didnt work out, her mum had cancer shit going on and it all got a bit much, fuck pof anyway, too much like hardwork and they all seem to think am crazy, good laff tho, Ive found real life to be a lot easier workin on this other bird now, well two, one wanted me to train her dog (yeah rite) so Im going to bum her and get rid the other one is ace has been to prison twice but is deffo nice and will outlast the other one. I may get my throat sliced but its nothing to be ashamed of if ur balls deep.

Plus u know the rulez never ask anyone wat they went to prison for.

 

Oh and for those wanderin, the first ones dog is a rotty gsd cross.

Both these gurls are gonna get their hearts broke and one day will look back an realise I wasnt so bad after all. The ex prisoner also has a dog, which is a pit bull, they both got kids. Why is it am fine with everythin but the very thought of kids makes me cream my keks?

Edited January 30, 2012 by dennis tooth

[TheBitch]

Creaming your kecks at the thought of kids. Not cool, dude.

[Liverpool lad]

I need help writing a profile

[VladimirIlyich]

Yeah av fucked it off on there now too much hassle, workin on this other bird now, well two, one wanted me to train her dog so Im going to bum her and get rid the other one is ace has been to prison twice but is feffo nice and will outlast the other one. I may get my throat sliced but its nothing to be ashamed of if ur balls deep.

Plus u know the rulez never ask anyone wat they went to prison for.

 

Oh and for those wanderin, the first ones dog is a rotty gsd cross.

Both these gurls are gonna get their hearts broke and one day will look back an realise I wasnt so bad after all. The ex prisoner also has a dog, which is a pit bull, they both got kids. Why is it am fine with everythin but the very thought of kids makes me cream my keks?

 

You wont get them that way Dennis.