*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Dave D]

Beautiful quotes from Lukaku this morning.

 

Wants to play for a "top club" again apparently.

 

Good lad. That will go down well with the hordes of Orcs

[moof]

Hahaha

[Harry Squatter]

Beautiful quotes from Lukaku this morning. Wants to play for a "top club" again apparently. Good lad. That will go down well with the hordes of Orcs

Him and Mirallas want to play for top clubs. Idiots, don't they know Everton were the first club to have undersoil heating and install dugouts?. They can realise all their dreams at Everton.

[The Golden Eel]

Lukaku should concentrate on not being so shit first IMHO.  

[Bjornebye]

I thought Lukaku was going to be boss. especially at the start of last season. Now I just think he is a fucking donkey and i'm glad we have Origi.

 

Oh and Doctor Try i'm stealing that line for twitter to wind up a few blue mates

[Josef Svejk]

 

It was brilliant to play at Chelsea and I had a good reception. They [Chelsea] know I’m a good player but that I want to develop so I can eventually get back to playing for a club like Chelsea. I don’t have a secret ambition to rejoin [Chelsea] — there are other clubs in the world. I just want to grow as a player and eventually arrive at a top club again.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That Lukaku quote is sourced from The S*n, apparently.

 

So probably a load of shite. Although I wouldn't be surprised to see an exodus over the summer.

[Josef Svejk]

That Lukaku quote is sourced from The S*n, apparently.

 

So probably a load of shite. Although I wouldn't be surprised to see an exodus over the summer.

 

I took it from the Mirror. Apologies if it originated elsewhere...

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I took it from the Mirror. Apologies if it originated elsewhere...

No apologies necessary. I originally saw it in the Echo, but then seen it came from that rag.

 

Shame. I wanted to wind up the bluenoses I know on Facebook.

[Barnesey]

My Bluenose brother recently delighted in telling me to put Gobshites into Google maps and see where it took me. I haven't bothered but no prizes for guessing where

[Russ Atmosphere]

The Sterling thread?

[Special K]

No apologies necessary. I originally saw it in the Echo, but then seen it came from that rag.

 

Shame. I wanted to wind up the bluenoses I know on Facebook.

Loads of blues on WSAG are admiring they aren't a big club.

 

Funny they never said that when Rafa pointed this out to them

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He was misquoted. He actually said " cannot believe I signed for this shower, no fucking ambition and the height of their season is not losing at home to their local rivals.

[Bjornebye]

 

deipnosophistPlayer Valuation: £500kForum Supporter

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I reckon that most clubs in the world (outside maybe the Real's and Bayerns etc) look on with massive envy at Everton's Lukaku and Naismith combination. Martinez, despite getting a lot of undeserved stick (which @davek has admirably fended off), is a very good manager. He picks Naismith and Lukaku to work together and I seriously do not think there is no more than a handful on this forum who don't disagree with our manager.

[Harry Squatter]

He wasn't that bothered last year when he said he could have joined Juventus. He said Everton were the perfect club to develop at because there was no pressure.

 

Laughed when Moyes got the Man United job. Loads I work with were saying "he's earned the right to have a crack at a big club".

[Harry Squatter]

deipnosophistPlayer Valuation: £500kForum Supporter

 

 

Reputations:

 

3,130

 

 

 

I reckon that most clubs in the world (outside maybe the Real's and Bayerns etc) look on with massive envy at Everton's Lukaku and Naismith combination. Martinez, despite getting a lot of undeserved stick (which @davek has admirably fended off), is a very good manager. He picks Naismith and Lukaku to work together and I seriously do not think there is no more than a handful on this forum who don't disagree with our manager.

 

Welcome to planet Blueshite

[Hand Shandy]

deipnosophistPlayer Valuation: £500kForum Supporter

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I reckon that most clubs in the world (outside maybe the Real's and Bayerns etc) look on with massive envy at Everton's Lukaku and Naismith combination. Martinez, despite getting a lot of undeserved stick (which

@davek

has admirably fended off), is a very good manager. He picks Naismith and Lukaku to work together and I seriously do not think there is no more than a handful on this forum who don't disagree with our manager.

 

 

You really couldn't make it up, could you?

[Boss]

deipnosophistPlayer Valuation: £500kForum Supporter

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I reckon that most clubs in the world (outside maybe the Real's and Bayerns etc) look on with massive envy at Everton's Lukaku and Naismith combination. Martinez, despite getting a lot of undeserved stick (which @davek has admirably fended off), is a very good manager. He picks Naismith and Lukaku to work together and I seriously do not think there is no more than a handful on this forum who don't disagree with our manager.

 

[Trumo]

Was he one of the ones who claimed that Jelavic was better than Suarez?

[Mook]

5 reasons Steven Naismith is more Scottish than Raheem Sterling:

 

1. Naismith was born in Irvine, Scotland. Sterling was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Which is not in Scotland. And isn't even next to Scotland.

 

2. Naismith speaks fluent Glaswegian. Sterling doesn't.

 

3. Naismith once finshed three whole plates of haggis, tatties and leeks in one sitting. Sterling has never even seen a haggis, let alone tasted one.

 

4. Naismith has pale white skin covered in translucent hairs (like a polar bear) which allows him to take as much heat from the weak Scottish sun as he can get. Sterling doesn't - and has never even seen snow. The gimp.

 

5. Naismith is from proud Scottish non-diving stock. Sterling is a cheating, diving little Redshite foreigner, even if he does play for England.

One small point but it's haggis, neeps and tatties.

[Trumo]

One small point but it's haggis, neeps and tatties.

 

Ahem.

 

Nil Leeks Neeps Optimum.

[Mook]

Well spotted.

 

I fucking hate turnips myself anyway and usually substitute them for a bag of smack.

[Dr Nowt]

Well spotted.

 

I fucking hate turnips myself anyway and usually substitute them for a bag of smack.

 

Scottish to the core.  Good lad.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just saw a case of Nivea for men stuff on gumtree. Can anyone give me a lift to Llandudno

[Horus]

Well spotted.

 

I fucking hate turnips myself anyway and usually substitute them for a bag of smack.

 

I hope you're frying that smack.