*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

First club to get turned down by Les Ferdinand for having racist fans.

 

First club to have a ground which looks like the opening credits of the Equalizer.

The deserted subway bit on the opening credits reminds me of the crowds at Everton's Europa League games.

[Paulie Dangerously]

First club to have a website*

 

 

 

 

* the trophy cabinet

[bouncebrigade]

I'd say my blue nose mate had his text typed out in the 84th minute last night but had to do a quick u turn.

 

Hasn't been heard from since, and I'll happy keep it that way until Saturday evening, c 7:30 p.m., when hopefully I'll be tearing him a new one.

[Bad Red Bull]

First club to have a winning manager who dint have to win to be a winner!

 

First club to have a manager wearing brown shoes

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

First club to have a mural on the wall at Taff's Tavern.

 

First club to have a mural burned down at Taff's Tavern.

[Dr Nowt]

First club to consider a short unbeaten run at the start of the calendar year to be not only mitigation for a humiliating first half of the season, but cause for a triumphant DVD.

[Section_31]

First club to hand out half season ticket flyers in Syrian refugee camps.

[Dr Nowt]

Ifithadn'tabinferthephotographer.

 

Martinez saying it was down to the guy taking the pictures that Lennon looked so pissed off, and that he won't ever use him again.

 

A worthy inclusion in the list of their most tenuous excuses.

[deiseach]

In fairness, you would expect a photographer to get their subject to look a bit more chirpy. These photo shoots are a chore and a player isn't going to naturally look like he's having a ball. However, it speaks volumes that the Blueshite think a player, upon signing for them, should look like he's found the keys to Playboy mansion.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I see they're on the proper fuuuuuuuume over the Sky Sports Gerrard's last derby advert.

 

Talk of cancelling subscriptions, the lot.

 

Bad melts.

 

(nice touch though on the unveiling of a permanent Hillsborough memorial plaque at Goodison on Saturday)

[deiseach]

As if any Evertonian pays to watch football.

[Boss]

First club to throw coins at opposition players during corners.

 

First club to hail abuse at a player that was described at the start of the season as 'the best English player of all time'

[Reckoner]

Any link to this neutral advert?

[Bjornebye]

I was talking about that advert earlier. Sky might well have dropped a bollock there because I can't see Gerrard starting....

 

I hope he does (In an attacking role) because i'm willing to take the risk on him scoring the winner against the cunts one last time but I can't see it.

 

That said, anything that winds them up is fine by me. It will be the Can Derby next year.

[Reckoner]

Shame it never worked out for Steven Darby.

[Dr Nowt]

Under Moyes this derby would have been perfect for them, after last night's bruising encounter.

 

Saying that, Mirallas will be up to his old tricks from early on.

 

I'd put a bid in for him in the summer, that would put the shits up them.

[niallers]

I'd put him behind sterling with coutihno if sturridge doesn't start. Sentimental maybe but it's what I'd do. If sturridge starts then it's the bench.

[Byrnie]

Steven Naismith is better than Raheem Sterling:

[Koptimus Prime]

Cob on over a Gerrard advert for a derby but planning a Gerrard party at said derby.

 

Weird set of fuckers.

[Harry Squatter]

Nobody does logical thinking better than an Evertonian

[Tj hooker]

Any link to this advert there is a rep going spare

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

the advert...

 

 

Steven Gerrard's last Merseyside derby: http://youtu.be/hggvDWC-zXM

[Guest davelfc]

First club to have their fans rain cushions down on their managers head, (Gordon Lee)

[Anubis]

Steven Naismith is better than Raheem Sterling:

 

5 reasons Steven Naismith is more Scottish than Raheem Sterling:

 

1. Naismith was born in Irvine, Scotland. Sterling was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Which is not in Scotland. And isn't even next to Scotland.

 

2. Naismith speaks fluent Glaswegian. Sterling doesn't. 

 

3. Naismith once finshed three whole plates of haggis, tatties and leeks in one sitting. Sterling has never even seen a haggis, let alone tasted one.

 

4. Naismith has pale white skin covered in translucent hairs (like a polar bear) which allows him to take as much heat from the weak Scottish sun as he can get. Sterling doesn't - and has never even seen snow. The gimp.

 

5. Naismith is from proud Scottish non-diving stock. Sterling is a cheating, diving little Redshite foreigner, even if he does play for England.

[Trumo]

Nil Leeks Neeps Optimum.