*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jairzinho]

Everton should only recruit players and managers from real actual Everton supporters. It's the only way to make sure that they get them.

 

I'm hoping they replace Koeman with Tony Bellew.

[cloggypop]

Here's Feyenoord singing YNWA especially for Ronald

 

[Harry Squatter]

Tony Bellew asking Liverpool and Everton fans to get behind him for his fight with David Haye. Unsurprisingly not many Liverpool fans are that enthusiastic after him driving past Anfield and spitting at the ground and shouting "shite" loudly out of the window.

[Harry Squatter]

I think Koeman gets us more than Everton.

[robslappa]

'tis the season to be fewwwming....

 

If they didn't exist you'd make them up because some of the reactions to Koeman's tree are priceless.  

 

An absolute gaggle of cranks.

[manwiththestick]

Article in The Echo saying how because his tree was red it shows Koeman still doesn't GET Everton.

 

 

It is a fucking tree!

No one "gets" Everton other than the ones that are "born". They're an irrelevance to the rest of the country like West Brom or Fulham. No one gives a shite.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Tony Bellew asking Liverpool and Everton fans to get behind him for his fight with David Haye. Unsurprisingly not many Liverpool fans are that enthusiastic after him driving past Anfield and spitting at the ground and shouting "shite" loudly out of the window.

I hope Haye knocks him out. Hated Bellew for years. Still not heard him explain how he couldn't sell out Goodison with all those fans he has.

[Harry Squatter]

Cos they didn't give out half fight tickets

[Guest LFD]

[Guest LFD]

Andy Hunter ‏@AHunterGuardian 25m25 minutes ago

Koeman on ridiculous Xmas tree saga - says his wife decorated it, he likes red wine and what happened to Chapecoense is a real story. Ends.

 

[Lee909]

Surely every bloo must have stomach ulcers with how eound up they all seem to be

[Harry Squatter]

Agent Koeman

[cloggypop]

No point getting someone who's played at the likes of Ajax and Barcelona if you just want a small time knobhead really.

[aws]

'tis the season to be fewwwming....

 

If they didn't exist you'd make them up because some of the reactions to Koeman's tree are priceless.  

 

An absolute gaggle of cranks.

We'll hang our baubles one by one on the banks of...

[The Golden Eel]

No point getting someone who's played at the likes of Ajax and Barcelona if you just want a small time knobhead really.

 

They've actually done well getting Koeman from Southampton - yes, their start to the season has been underwhelming but this is a team that finished bottom half last 2 seasons I think, so let's just add that context. He's the best manager they've had since fuck knows when and a fairly sizeable number of their fans are moaning because he's not petty enough - you couldn't actually make it up. 

[Dr Nowt]

The christmas tree thing has given this thread it's p45.

 

Should be unbelievable yet somehow isn't.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That tree gate thing made the Torygraph. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Top 10 most read on the BBC news website.  Making headlines all over the world

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38184687

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They've made the headlines at least, for all the wrong reasons like. They'll no doubt see it as a victory over us red shite. 

[Anubis]

Treegate is beyond parody. There is nothing you could make up about them which would beat this. I suppose the groundwork was laid with the blue poppy wreath.

[G Richards]

They are laughable. All this stuff is an irrelevance, and a proper football man like Koeman is naturally above all the fuss, as it doesn't - and shouldn't, even register with him. But he seems to be getting dragged into the swamp by their fans.

 

He won't be long for that job. The irony is their fans will be happy and so will he.

[Bjornebye]

The blue santa outfits when they do that santa run is funny but fuck sake all that over a Christmas tree. Beyond belief. Actually, it isn't.

[Paco]

he's probably got a red bin too.

[Boss]

Some of them are fearful of beating United on Sunday because it'll jeopardise potential deals for Schneiderlin and Depay. They don't want to anger Jose.

[AB13]

Koeman just been talking on the news there. Started laughing when asked about the tree then followed it up by saying he likes RED wine!

 

Could swear I seen a mushroom club over the wooden shit pit 2 seconds later.